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:violin: Not sure if this forum is just so full of us horny lads or not but i'm having alot of trouble finding anyone :upset:
I'm 28 very INexperianced only ever been with 1 girl and wants to find some no strings fun. I'm a clean and descrete st8 male and this is a genuine post.
So any females out there want to show me what i'v been missing out on then let me know.
redface Not even any replies, maybe being male aint helping.
Come on guys and girls tips on how to succeed are needed here please confused
proberly happen when your not so desperate looking mate, hang in their im 18 and im sure im pretty shit compared to you mate.
good luck mate
J
yeah mate, listen to the advice from your mate, mate. good luck mate
male_sex_trainee wrote:
Not even any replies, maybe being male aint helping.
Come on guys and girls tips on how to succeed are needed here please

Could I suggest you look back through the various pages of the Lets Meet Up section of Forum. You will find dozens of 'Posts' similar to yours, the great majority with no replies either.
Swingers are not into teaching the inexperienced, they don't want to waste their time.
This is not a site where women will throw themselves at your feet gagging for it. You will have to get yourself known, your add says nothing about who or what you are.
Once you are known, you will be in severe competition with several thousand other guys all trying to contact the relatively few (in comparison) females.
Read some of the Advice to Newbies posts, they can be helpful, after a year or two you may get lucky, and get a reply. Out of perhaps 20 replies you may actually get to meet someone, and even then your chances of getting into bed with them are about 5:1 against.
It's a tough world Swinging. You have to be prepared to take a lot of knocks along the way.
Harry0
just glamorise what you can doo...chat abit of bull maybe.. be confident if im right, at the age of 18 shoot me don if im wrong you havnt got much self confidence. Act confident its pretty easy if you just say to yourself you dont care what ever bad happens put it down to experience. god i sound like my dad...hey maybe chicks like that.. Hey ladies biggrin alright?
J
yeah, chat a bit of boooool shit.
Im sure the girls love it.
You've got a lot to learn young puggy mad
I have NO IDEA what this guy is talking about or to whom??? I just pray it's not me....
mad :x
Im sorry what was we talking about again?
Im learning...I know you girls like Confidence..seen it happen, and you want sex more then us guys.
lol
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
male_sex_trainee. i do not recommend you take advice from an 18 year old that cant talk properrrr rolleyes
Pugwar, come back once youve reached puberty and grown some brain cells will ya :doh:
youknow your right.. i was just giving my opinion. But since your the expert cause your mature and been there done that, you give the advice. Im not saying im good at it but as for someone in the samre position as him i thought id offer my advice from what people give me. Obviously you have been in that position sometime in your life i take it. Sorry if i offended any ladys out there with my advice.
J
Quote by pugwar666
Hey ladies biggrin alright?

Oh, the ladies are so gonna be all over you tonight... and not in the good way! smackbottom Lol. You only have one chance of saving yourself... worship
In seriousness... on a site like this you're competing with a lot more guys than you are at your local disco; a LOT more guys. If you want to come out ahead of the others, you have to show you have something none of them have... since you probably don't have a 20-inch penis though, maybe a fondue set?
Well ive got an 8 inch penis, but i Dont show it off much do ya think i should?
I feel there is no helping this guy. rolleyes
Ok Im sorry You know what Im gonna go for a change of tactics use me as a ginni pig, if it goes wrong ill tell ya? PLease anyone got advice for us two?
No hard feelings Shelly Im sexually frustrated, Its a guy thing PST
by the way anyone know any good dogging places?
Yep! lol
Tell you? Nope! :lol:
Mal
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Oooooh Dear pugwar666
I fear the worst dunno
Is the expression " biting off more than you can chew " one that you are familiar with ?? :doh:
Dan wink
ah damn it. oh well ill live and learn one day ill be experienced in this stuff.. i hope. I dont like to ask this but do you think theres peadaphiles joined up on this site after all im only 18.? redface
pugwar666
Some friendly advice
get a dictionary
up the correct spelling
read the definition
Have fun rolleyes
I detect someone trying to get a rise, in more than one metaphorical sense...
What's this? It's a sign... What does it say? Ah yes...
Please do not feed the troll.
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I detect someone trying to get a rise, in more than one metaphorical sense...
What's this? It's a sign... What does it say? Ah yes...
Please do not feed the troll.

Mmm I agree RK
And here's me thinking that it's a school night
rotflmao :grin: :rotflmao:
Dan wink
Nothing you say will get to me, In one ear and out the other. Whoosh over my Head. wink
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Nothing you say will get to me, In one ear and out the other. Whoosh over my Head. wink

Haven't you already said that ??? :confused:
Dan rolleyes
Posted: Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:44 pm Post subject:
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Nothing you say will get to me, In one ear and out the other. Whoosh over my Head.
We`ve got kids like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
prefer grown up people!!
get out and start practising
but not on me biggrin
OK, this is going nowhere. Thread locked.
Quote by pugwar666
Nothing you say will get to me, In one ear and out the other. wink

With nothing to stop it in between.
Sorry Blue, couldn't resist! :twisted: