Any fems fancy a shag?

31 Oct 2006

Any fems fancy a shag? :lickface: I'm a horny insatiable fem looking for same.
I thought I'd road test Sassy's theory that this line will bring on a stampede. Please!! wink

Hope you don't mind me nicking your line Sassy, it's a classic. And of course this theory needs testing for scientific purposes y'know - so all assistance on research appreciated lol

31 Oct 2006

Well horny ive gotta say, your aproach dosnt do it for either of us babe, now we like the direct aproach, but theres being direct, and then theres your way lol.
But anyway good luck with it .
bonnett-buffers x

31 Oct 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
Any fems fancy a shag? :lickface: I'm a horny insatiable fem looking for same.
I thought I'd road test Sassy's theory that this line will bring on a stampede.

So is the line working?
biggrin

31 Oct 2006

Quote by Lissa
So is the line working?

Not yet...but still hopeful of a stampede wave

31 Oct 2006

Now come on hes got it spot on.

1 Nov 2006

All quiet still on the western front innocent

Maybe I'll offer flowers and romance next time... :giggle:

1 Nov 2006

I've googled the word 'fems' :shock:
I'm still clueless to what that word means cool

But I dare not waist anymore time incase the stampede starts lol

C'um on hornyinslough baby grab yer coat baby, you've pulled biggrin

1 Nov 2006

Horny, you can nick anything you like hunni :twisted: I hope it works for you though if you fancy a trip over here, the M4 is thataway -------------->
Red, since when were you a fem? smackbottom

1 Nov 2006

Quote by redpantherman
I've googled the word 'fems' :shock:
I'm still clueless to what that word means
But I dare not waist anymore time incase the stampede starts
C'um on hornyinslough baby grab yer coat baby, you've pulled

Errr - fems = females
I thought that was fairly straight forward.......if you can't work that one out then god help us smile

1 Nov 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Horny, you can nick anything you like hunni :twisted: I hope it works for you though if you fancy a trip over here, the M4 is thataway -------------->

Ooh I'll get me coat sexy lol

Glad to see the boots are back again :P

2 Nov 2006

Hi horny Dont know if your available but come join us two this evening just outside Reading 5 mins from junction 12 of the m4 OR MAYBE WE COULD COME HAVE FUN WITH YOU please mail us if your free.
Regards Ann

2 Nov 2006

PM winging it's way 2 you Ann wink

2 Nov 2006

:thumbup: Go for it girlie lol

2 Nov 2006

Quote by twin_peaks
:thumbup: Go for it girlie

With a botty like that it's a shame you're not closer twinpeaks! :rascal:

2 Nov 2006

Quote by hornyinslough
:thumbup: Go for it girlie

With a botty like that it's a shame you're not closer twinpeaks! :rascal:
Thanks - You're sure to get some attention soon hun biggrin

3 Nov 2006

You have mail cool

:arrow:

3 Nov 2006

fems = females confused

3 Nov 2006

Errr - fems = females
I thought that was fairly straight forward.......if you can't work that one out then god help us smile

not everyone as clever as u
so dont take the pee out of the poor boy................
lol

3 Nov 2006

Ah....Horny....wish I lived closer...could have been a one man stampede....over and over and over again....
lol