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want a slut who will let me stick large objects up her till she cums in my mouth
Quote by Swinginpete2411
want a slut who will let me stick large objects up her till she cums in my mouth

and to think...you paid to post that confused
Wow now there is an offer u dont get every day, methinks he is toying with us. Or he really wants to toy with us. Either way stand back crowd i am in first lol. June
How will she cum in your mouth if you have stuck large objects up her?
Achimedes law states, that the size of the object, relevant to the mouth to loins distance, (multiplied by Pi R squared, in this instance, of course!) will dictate the total area of maximal contact.
Hope this helps :thumbup:
Quote by Cherrytree
...Achimedes law states, that the size of the object, relevant to the mouth to loins distance, (multiplied by Pi R squared, in this instance, of course!) will dictate the total area of maximal contact.
Hope this helps :thumbup:
Errr... No!!!
dunno Since when did getting a bluddy leg ova get this freekin complicated? :shock:
Well, i dont suppose it is that complicated for you.
Mind you, I cant see you coming out with the post that began this thread either!
:giggle:
Quote by Cherrytree
Well, i dont suppose it is that complicated for you.
Mind you, I cant see you coming out with the post that began this thread either!
:giggle:
:twisted: Don't worry about me... I will be coming alright :twisted:
I just cant be arsed to hang around till she comes! :shock:
:giggle:
ohhh fluck! bolt
Quote by redpantherman
Well, i dont suppose it is that complicated for you.
Mind you, I cant see you coming out with the post that began this thread either!
:giggle:
:twisted: Don't worry about me... I will be coming out alright :twisted:
I just cant be arsed to hang around till she comes! :shock:
:giggle:
ohhh fluck! bolt
:angel:
Quote by Swinginpete2411
want a slut who will let me stick large objects up her till she cums in my mouth

I want to win millions on the lottery
guess we both will miss out wont we. rolleyes
Quote by Vicky_uk
want a slut who will let me stick large objects up her till she cums in my mouth

I want to win millions on the lottery
guess we both will miss out wont we. rolleyes
Vicky, the odds on you winning the lottery jackpot are about 14 million to 1 (for one line entry), whereas Swinginpete may have odds much greater than that of getting what he wants on here.
John & Shel
Quote by winchwench
Well, i dont suppose it is that complicated for you.
Mind you, I cant see you coming out with the post that began this thread either!
:giggle:
:twisted: Don't worry about me... I will be coming out alright :twisted:
I just cant be arsed to hang around till she comes! :shock:
:giggle:
ohhh fluck! bolt
:angel:
Hello wife :inlove:
redface
Yes I know... smackbottom rpm's a very very :smackbottom: nawty boy! :smackbottom: surprisedops:
Quote by Swinginpete2411
want a slut who will let me stick large objects up her till she cums in my mouth
My my what a charmer! :shock:
if i was a woman i would be falling over myself to meet this chamer ye right
i think i am going to give up...lol..xxxx