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Ok Ok, were going to have to do it all again somewhere quieter :bounce:
Although I do need to explore this movable console thingy with Jon again blink
Although only for enough time for me to get my breath back :eeek:
Almost forgot, next time please please can I have a cushion for Misschief and myself lol
We only need the one so we can get nice and close :rude:
Quote by RedHot
D'ya know there's just no pleasing some people rolleyes wink
Now you sound exactly like the doggers we told you about - pop over to the car, whack out the old man, "bj to go please luv" and off they go :shock: rotflmao
*sulks* Thought you were a true gent an' all. Have to sort you out next time confused :lol2:
T-J

But I AM a true gent.
I've had 68 blow jobs and I'm saving you for the 69th.
How gallant is that? lol
Quote by Manolishi
Almost forgot, next time please please can I have a cushion for Misschief and myself lol
We only need the one so we can get nice and close :rude:

Did you get splinters too??
At least I have a bit of interior padding, lol
Quote by Parrot
but I AM a true gent.
I've had 68 blow jobs and I'm saving you for the 69th.
How gallant is that? lol

Oooh! Does that mean I get some reciprocal too? Makes a change wink
Quote by Manolishi
Ok Ok, were going to have to do it all again somewhere quieter :bounce:
Almost forgot, next time please please can I have a cushion for Misschief and myself lol
We only need the one so we can get nice and close :rude:

Hey! You told us where to meet - you should've been quicker and got the comfy seats for yourselves :doh: rotflmao
You're just jealous 'cos you got splinters - we left butt grooves instead blink
T-J
Quote by RedHot
Oooh! Does that mean I get some reciprocal too? Makes a change wink
Hey! You told us where to meet - you should've been quicker and got the comfy seats for yourselves :doh: rotflmao
You're just jealous 'cos you got splinters - we left butt grooves instead blink
T-J

I'll see if ASDA have any reciprocal but if not, will a good tongue lashing do?
Excellent point about getting the comfy seats, lol
* UPDATE* many thanks red hot!!!! hello there, i am a str8 extremely polite and respectfull guy aged 31 from the south, (salisbury) but travel all over with work. i am 5'10, medium build with dark hair and blue eyes. not hugely endowed but not tiny either! im looking for couples or females for some fun times. i have a little experience of dogging and meeting couples, also went to a party once, but i am open to ideas. if you would like to know more then email me, my tel no is avail to you if you ask so you know i am genuine.i can assure you i am 100% genuine and discreet. i will answer witheld numbers.
phillipo
Almost forgot, next time please please can I have a cushion for Misschief and myself lol
We only need the one so we can get nice and close :rude:
Hey! You told us where to meet - you should've been quicker and got the comfy seats for yourselves :doh: rotflmao
You're just jealous 'cos you got splinters - we left butt grooves instead blink
T-J
Ah but RedHot, dont forget that I was staright up to bar buying the lovely Misschief a drink dunno
Of course I was in the pub waiting no knowing that all the while you were outside having tons of fun with Geordie :bounce:
Bet that will get the tongues wagging :censored:
After all that I, can't complain at least the view from my side was mmmmmmmmm sillyhwoar:
Quote by Manolishi
Ah but RedHot, dont forget that I was staright up to bar buying the lovely Misschief a drink dunno
After all that I, can't complain at least the view from my side was mmmmmmmmm sillyhwoar:

I know. I told Misschief to put them away rolleyes She got no shame that woman I tell you wink lol
T-J
** Whispers to T-J **
I think he means you, lol
BTW, Does that top button come unfastened by accident or design?
Quote by RedHot
I know. I told Misschief to put them away rolleyes She got no shame that woman I tell you wink lol

Ooooh you cheeky!!! smackbottom
I din't have my top undone ........ it was me trousers :roll: :lol2:
Wheres Voddy, when can she make it over this way to go out again? :bounce:
Quote by Parrot
** Whispers to T-J **
I think he means you, lol
BTW, Does that top button come unfastened by accident or design?

By design of course. Secret is to buy a dress one size too small and then you *have* to keep the top button undone :evil2:
Misschief, don't think Voddy will protect you. She taught me everything I know :shock:
She pretends to be sweet and innocent but some of us know her better :twisted: rotflmao
T-J
Quote by RedHot
By design of course. Secret is to buy a dress one size too small and then you *have* to keep the top button undone :evil2: T-J

In all fairness, I suppose it's difficult to cram 5lb of spuds into a 2lb sugar bag, lol
Quote by RedHot
** Whispers to T-J **
I think he means you, lol
BTW, Does that top button come unfastened by accident or design?

By design of course. Secret is to buy a dress one size too small and then you *have* to keep the top button undone :evil2:
Misschief, don't think Voddy will protect you. She taught me everything I know :shock:
She pretends to be sweet and innocent but some of us know her better :twisted: rotflmao
T-J
Shame you didn't buy a dress two sizes to big - could have had two buttons undone then! sillyhwoar:
Although I would have been sitting very uncomfortably. :rascal: It was uncomfortable enough sitting next to Misschief, hope she didn't notice smackbottom
Quote by Parrot
By design of course. Secret is to buy a dress one size too small and then you *have* to keep the top button undone :evil2: T-J

In all fairness, I suppose it's difficult to cram 5lb of spuds into a 2lb sugar bag, lol
What a lovely turn of phrase you have mate :shock:
I've had my chest likened to two large melons before but never a bag of spuds evil lol
T-J
Oh No!
We are in near by Reading and new to the scene - it would have been great to meet up with some others resonably local and have a drink or two - you thinking of doing it again some time soon? biggrin
Of course - you are also friends and may not appreaciate some newbies gate crashing! redface
Sounds like it was fun!
Mav and Sini
Quote by Mav&Sini
Oh No!
We are in near by Reading and new to the scene - it would have been great to meet up with some others resonably local and have a drink or two -
Of course - you are also friends and may not appreaciate some newbies gate crashing! redface
Sounds like it was fun!
Mav and Sini

Yes we may well be doing it again soon I hope biggrin
We were only friends via the forum before that night. None of us had ever met before, so if we do it again, anyone would be welcome as they were this time :D
Welcome to the forum btw wink
Tracy-Jayne
My apologies T-J. wink :giveup:
That was a saying of my dear old grannies when jogging pants first came out and people who were obviously NOT joggers started wearing them.
Perhaps I should have said that it was more pleasing on the eye to look at you than a room full of parrots.. 69position
Quote by RedHot
Oh No!
We are in near by Reading and new to the scene - it would have been great to meet up with some others resonably local and have a drink or two -
Of course - you are also friends and may not appreaciate some newbies gate crashing! redface
Sounds like it was fun!
Mav and Sini

Yes we may well be doing it again soon I hope biggrin
We were only friends via the forum before that night. None of us had ever met before, so if we do it again, anyone would be welcome as they were this time :D
Welcome to the forum btw wink
Tracy-Jayne
Thanks very much T-J! :P
We are very new - but we make up for it in enthusiasm! lol!
We are willing to travel to some extent - so anywhere in the sameish location would be fine!
I must say - you all seem to be really lovely people - not like all the single men who 'only do msn chat' and dont have a profile or talk no the forums - not that we even asked for them to contact us! ggrrr!
Do Pm us if you have any more plans - but we shall keep an eye on this thread anyways!
M & S
(we have always worried about abrieviation - one way - we look like a supermarket and the other being S&M - looking like we are heavily into bondage - lol!)
Quote by Mav&Sini
Oh No!
We are in near by Reading and new to the scene - it would have been great to meet up with some others resonably local and have a drink or two - you thinking of doing it again some time soon? biggrin
Of course - you are also friends and may not appreaciate some newbies gate crashing! redface
Sounds like it was fun!
Mav and Sini

Hey, there's none of this exclusion BS here.
All are welcome.
Just get your collective bums down here the next time, lol
I'm back down here in June but the others may well meet up again before then.
Quote by Parrot
My apologies T-J. wink :giveup:
Perhaps I should have said that it was more pleasing on the eye to look at you than a room full of parrots.. 69position

It just gets better and better . . . :shock:
I mean to say how hard is it to look better than a load of old birds with 2inch claws, large black beaks and yellow eyes confused: :!: :eeek:
Parrot I would shut up now if I were you . . . the noose is getting tighter . . . . . :wink: :lol2:
T-J
How about if I swap the room full of parrots for a DVD of Michaela Strachen dancing the dance of the 7veils?
Who fancies a pint in the New Forest in a couple of weeks?
What do you reckon - new thread?? Misschief - advice needed!!
I realise we won't have Geordie, but if we're really quiet we could observe all the local wildlife.
Although if we get Voddy, Misschief and RedHot, not much chance of that!!!
If you going out for a drink in the New Forest can I tag along? Be nice to put a face to the names on here, although I already know one of you! Cheers.
Quote by Manolishi
Who fancies a pint in the New Forest in a couple of weeks?
What do you reckon - new thread?? Misschief - advice needed!!
I realise we won't have Geordie, but if we're really quiet we could observe all the local wildlife.
Although if we get Voddy, Misschief and RedHot, not much chance of that!!!

Oi! What's that supposed to mean? smackbottom wink
Jon and I are up for another drink as long as his shift permits :bounce: :bounce:
A new thread would probably be best. Don't expect anyone else reads this one now - just us silly lot all fawning over each other rolleyes :wink:
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
oi you cheeky young pup
are you saying us ladies cannot keep quiet
right sonny your on we will prove that we can
voddy xxxxxxx

Voddy the only time I'm not talking is when my mouth is full redface :wink:
Tracy-Jayne
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject:
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Who fancies a pint in the New Forest in a couple of weeks?
What do you reckon - new thread?? Misschief - advice needed!!
I realise we won't have Geordie, but if we're really quiet we could observe all the local wildlife.
Although if we get Voddy, Misschief and RedHot, not much chance of that!!!
oi you cheeky young pup
are you saying us ladies cannot keep quiet
right sonny your on we will prove that we can
voddy xxxxxxx

Voddy your an angel worship
First time anyone has called me young in 20 years :shock:
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Manolishi
Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:32 pm Post subject:
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Who fancies a pint in the New Forest in a couple of weeks?
What do you reckon - new thread?? Misschief - advice needed!!
I realise we won't have Geordie, but if we're really quiet we could observe all the local wildlife.
Although if we get Voddy, Misschief and RedHot, not much chance of that!!!
oi you cheeky young pup
are you saying us ladies cannot keep quiet
right sonny your on we will prove that we can
voddy xxxxxxx

Voddy your an angel worship
First time anyone has called me young in 20 years :shock:
:bounce: :bounce:
Ahh! But she hasn't met you yet :!: What's it worth *not* to tell her how old you are confused: wink
T-J
MISSCHIEF,
Just seen your film profile and it made me laugh, so it did, it did, ir really did, so much that I had to stop drinking my cocoa (past 6:30pm and my bedtime soon!!!). :shock:
Keen on a pint in the Forest although scared of those nasty vicious looking ponies lol
To one and and all (or those from the East of Winchester), I have been given an invite to the start studded event and would be more than willing to give lifts to anyone en route from Weymouth. Altarica, could be a good time to meet. Voddy, look forward to my grope redface
Now, where is my platforms and my Bay City Rollers scarf????
biggrin :D :D