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ANYONE FOR NSA FUN IN CORNWALL TONIGHT

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hello wayne here iam m 5/6 blue eyes,brown hair single,and good fun looking for a female for n.s.a. fun in the cornwall area tonight can travel, new to this but willing to try anything once not into pain so if anyone is intrested please email or pm looking forward to your replys lol any of them lol waynei bye for now
hello mate....
the grammar is a bit better, but you have to lose the caps mate.....also the text speak is awful...
not bad for attempt 2 though.... don't worry, kardiff will be along in a momnet to give his considered view....
sean xxxxxxxx
Quote by waynei
ANYONE INTRESTED

Highly unlikely
Why shout?
The forums are truly richer for your presence!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/single-men.html
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/13919.html
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.... don't worry, kardiff will be along in a momnet to give his considered view....
sean xxxxxxxx

Or Mc!!
This is a forum not a text message,people will take the time to read your post if you make the effort to type up a decent one!
Damm it beaten to it!!
Waynei you may also want to try this link:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
It's all intended to give the guys some advice
Don't know about you guys, but I never really pictured the NSA as an organisation that went in for this 'fun' business... :grin:
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hello wayne here iam m 5/6

Five sixths of what? a man?!!
Five sixths the size of a normal manhood?
If you are 5/6 of a man does that make you a midget? or do you have to be less than 5'6'ths of normal size to be a midget????
I don't expect a reply as i'm sure you'll be busy at this time of year
SH presents a festive pantomine starring waynei!!!!

SNOW WHITE WAYNEI AND HIS SIX MATES
Jump all over him why don't you? I've seen a hell of a lot worse than that! You should see my email inbox!!
Anyway, I haven't forgotten about you waynei. I will be in touch when I'm able to meet with someone again. In the meantime make sure you dot your i's and cross your t's to appease the anally retentive.
It's not that we're anally retentive about such things, amylou. Think of it as an initiation into the forums. If he can take our ribbing with good grace and not go off in a strop then he'll survive in here. You'll find that this sort of thing is common on pretty much all forums, a sort of 'rites of passage' if you will.
flapjackboy wrote:
It's not that we're anally retentive a sort of 'rites of passage' if you will.

Hur hur!
Quote by MikeNorth
flapjackboy wrote: It's not that we're anally retentive a sort of 'rites of passage' if you will.

Hur hur!
lol
Actually that's a very good point flapjackboy, I didn't think about it that way. Of course being a girl the whole concept of ribbing is lost on me! Sorry for trying to ruin your fun!