Are you free this weekend?

30 Sep 2005

OK, OK, you're probably sick of reading my meet up posts rolleyes

....... but sod off..... I'm horny OK!
I'm free tomorrow between about 1pm and 6pm......... if you are local to me (Chorley area) I could come to your place, or if you live further away you'll have to pick me up hehehehehehehehehe......... :P
Also free Sunday late afternoon or evening --- same applies as above - i.e., if you're local I can get to you, if not, you're the driver lol

A club would be good, if you fancy it lol

This offer is ONLY applying to people I know or have met before.
Ta.
lol

30 Sep 2005

Hi Bluexxx
Afraid we dont fit your criterea :cry: :cry: :cry:
Dont mind if we just fantasise do ya? biggrin

hope you have a great weekend wink

Bump

1 Oct 2005

Humph :dry:
No-one wants to meet me.
Right, no problem. I shall sit here and sulk instead.
Hehehehehehehehe :lol2:

1 Oct 2005

Now, now no need to be diconsolate(good word eh!)I might fit the bill and you look gorgeous smile

1 Oct 2005

Quote by mildguy82
Now, now no need to be diconsolate(good word eh!)I might fit the bill and you look gorgeous

And you fit the bill how exactly, seeing as you didn't even appear to read the first post.... rolleyes

Quote by bluexxx
This offer is ONLY applying to people I know or have met before.

1 Oct 2005

Blue, tried so hard to fit the bill but alas i dont, even cheated like fook on your questoinaire but failed miserablely.
If you want i can give you new questions that i can answer and thus qualify biggrin

Cant see you go thru life without once havin a crack at me wink

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
Blue, tried so hard to fit the bill but alas i dont, even cheated like fook on your questoinaire but failed miserablely.
If you want i can give you new questions that i can answer and thus qualify
Cant see you go thru life without once havin a crack at me

Dino........ tell me how you don't fit my criteria and I'll change them just for you lol

1 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
if you are local to me (Chorley area) I could come to your place..........

We're sure we fit the bill........................we've had a look on one of our maps and Chorley is less than 1/2" away from Wakefield lol

Have a good time hun.
Stuart & Tanina hump

xxx

1 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Dino........ tell me how you don't fit my criteria and I'll change them just for you

Easy really,
just one question,
Does your name begin with D, and end in O , sorted wink

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino

Dino........ tell me how you don't fit my criteria and I'll change them just for you

Easy really,
just one question,
Does your name begin with D, and end in O , sorted wink

Thats it....I'm changing my name..!
Dino..... redface

1 Oct 2005

Hi Blue - If your still free then i would love to meet you
Im Genuine and have met ginger jo and lee before as a reference
Im round the corner from you
What do you say ?
surprised

1 Oct 2005

you have mail!
smile

ill try not to be tempted by the pub today.

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino

Dino........ tell me how you don't fit my criteria and I'll change them just for you

Easy really,
just one question,
Does your name begin with D, and end in O , sorted wink

'kin ell, Dino ! !
That'd give her a queue of 62 includung you :shock:

1 Oct 2005

Come along guys, nothing more to see here. All the fuss is over so leave this for a professional to deal with. wink

1 Oct 2005

lol @ dino.

1 Oct 2005

HAHAHAHAHA
DINO ive read this post 3 times and only just realised if bluexxx does change the aforementioned qualifying criteria...
me n you will be quids in....
dargento

1 Oct 2005

hi live in chorley ,work for myself ,havent met youi am affraid,buti am up for most things
pm me if interested
biggrin

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino

Dino........ tell me how you don't fit my criteria and I'll change them just for you

Easy really,
just one question,
Does your name begin with D, and end in O , sorted wink

D***O ? hmm, let me think
Danno?
Deano?
Disco?
Hang on... it is on the tip of my toungue! - I can almost feel the tingle! confused

P.S. -

aw blue sweetie , if only I wasn't washing my car. sad

*Kat wanders off to get his car dirty for tomorrow*

1 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino
Blue, tried so hard to fit the bill but alas i dont, even cheated like fook on your questoinaire but failed miserablely.
If you want i can give you new questions that i can answer and thus qualify
Cant see you go thru life without once havin a crack at me

Blue

tell dino to piss off, he is a cheeky git poke

Its such an insult to you Blue, surely you have had better offers than him wink

he is only good for brewing up and lighting fags. But not useful for sexual anythings :undecided:
rotflmao

1 Oct 2005

Quote by HornyRed
tell dino to piss off

Dino, piss off! :giggle:
Right, OK... to save any arguments, anyone with a name beginning with a D and ending in an O can have a shag. Happy now :grin:

1 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
tell dino to piss off

Dino, piss off! :giggle:
Right, OK... to save any arguments, anyone with a name beginning with a D and ending in an O can have a shag. Happy now :grin:
I warned you rolleyes

he will be a big disappointment for you.
When do you want him dunno

Im betting on about 20 mins max rotflmao

1 Oct 2005

:shock: :shock: rolleyes

:eeek: :eeek: :happy: :happy:
cheers dino m8..... im going to fill in my application now smile

1 Oct 2005

dino, dano dingo dumbo....im lost have u had any luck blue x :silly:

1 Oct 2005

If I pretend to be Spanish . . . . . . . . .
Can I be
dambustero ????
A guy's gotta try

1 Oct 2005

de lancyo reporting for duty.
biggrin

1 Oct 2005

Why not just get yourself a dildo?
Begins with a "D" and ends in an "O" and probably a damn sight more useful.

1 Oct 2005

Quote by bluexxx
tell dino to piss off

Right, OK... to save any arguments, anyone with a name beginning with a D and ending in an O can have a shag. Happy now :grin:
De Chimpo........ :giveup:

1 Oct 2005

Hi Blue

Weekends are out for me so I don't qualify.....but
.....just went out into the street and said to the first person I saw...." do you know what my name is"....
....."DunnO" they said.....
......so does that qualify me for the future???
Risen Phoenix xxx
ps; ...watching the 'Antique Road Show' at tomorrow evening is going to be impossible now knowing that you will be kicking off at about the same time!!!

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Dino

Dino........ tell me how you don't fit my criteria and I'll change them just for you

Easy really,
just one question,
Does your name begin with D, and end in O , sorted wink

It does now lol

Damon Sulo
xxx

Are you sure?