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Quote by youngbigstud
Anyone interested ill work it out so its 1 guy for 1 girl reply please
Wow, nice one
Another classy informative ad that will undoubtably have your inbox full to briming in no time, best check it regulary.... say about, oh I don't know, every 3 weeks.
With no venue, no detail about yourself, and the decidedly niche activities you're wanting, I think you're not gonna get much joy here.
Good luck.
Sex God
The others are just trying to let you know that you will do a lot better if you tell people something about yourself. You have not even said which part of the country you are from! If people are saying they would like to come to a party, they want to know all the details, where is it (general location) house, club or other venue, who are you, how many are coming etc etc etc.
You have only just joined the site and none of us know anything about you. You will find that a lot of people on here would rather know something about the people they are meeting and getting to know someone is not something that happens overnight. Also the type of party you are suggesting is not everyones cup of tea (pardon the pun) so you may find that your replies will not be as plentyfull as you are expecting.
Take your time and get to know people and you will probably find that once you are known, you will have much more success.
Good luck xxx
You have only just joined the site and none of us know anything about you. You will find that a lot of people on here would rather know something about the people they are meeting and getting to know someone is not something that happens overnight. Also the type of party you are suggesting is not everyones cup of tea (pardon the pun) so you may find that your replies will not be as plentyfull as you are expecting.
Take your time and get to know people and you will probably find that once you are known, you will have much more success.
Good luck xxx
Sexpert
seriously? and this guy only joined today? lol
Sex God
Quote by pepps
youngbigstud i was takeing the PISS sorry i just couldnt resist! lol
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:o :lol: :o :lol: :o :wink: :o
:lol: :wink:
:P :wink: :twisted:
love peppsxxxx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Sex God
Steph, you mean I got to pay to have a Pee :shock: I will cross my legs till I get home!
Youngbistud, we are just having a bit of fun, sorry its at your expense but we are a little mad around here!
Youngbistud, we are just having a bit of fun, sorry its at your expense but we are a little mad around here!
Sex God
Yer, but do we know where in the country he is yet?
Not that I'm interested of course
Not that I'm interested of course
Sex God
Quote by youngbigstud
Manchester
House for Sale nr Manchester, anyone interested?
Sex God
Quote by CambsGuy50
Isn't it always PISSING down in Manchester ?
Sory, couldn't help it
Oi, cheeky so and so :lol:
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Yer, but do we know where in the country he is yet?
Not that I'm interested of course
Ermm is that a hint from you Sarah? Though from what I read in all the adverts in here (I have only met one couple on here from the adverts and they contacted me, my four thousand messages to women have got me no responses lol), those who enjoy are so far and few between, they will all be jumping on aeroplanes and flying the length of the country to meet up.
We are all tacking the mickey here, but his inbox is probably full, because noone is upfront enough to post their interest in the open forum.
Enough woffling I need my tea, I'm starved.
Regards
Harry Jones
PS Listen to what they all say mate, it all makes sense and despite the flippancy we are all trying to help, even I was a clueless newbie once.
Sex God
Sorry to be an anorak, only trying to help.
Whilst you are not expected to write four page essays like Mr D, your average word length is currently at 11.4 words per post, of the ten posts only one has made it into two lines.
Say a bit more and you will get on splendidly. Best wishes for your arrangements.
Regards
Harry Jones
Whilst you are not expected to write four page essays like Mr D, your average word length is currently at 11.4 words per post, of the ten posts only one has made it into two lines.
Say a bit more and you will get on splendidly. Best wishes for your arrangements.
Regards
Harry Jones
Quote by CambsGuy50
Isn't it always PISSING down in Manchester ?
Sory, couldn't help it
Thats what i was gunna say... and yes! it's always f**kin rainin! in good ol' Manchester!.. so everyone in MCR must be into watersports, were always getting pissed on and lovin it!
Just out of interest, are there any female! Man United fans here? Cuz the new season's nearly here!!
I love watchin the game, after Man United WIN (everytime) :twisted: , then hit the bed for some extra time, then for pillow talk we go over the game!! (with match of the day style banter! lol ) then hit the shower/bath! :lol:
That to me is a great saturday or sunday afternoon!..
Manc_Man7
Sex God
Quote by majicmountain
ok everyone, stop taking the piss. All the guys wants is to get pissed on! If we carry on this way we're going to piss him off and then he'll sulk and piss off somewhere else. Shall we leave the pissin guy alone?
Sorry but I think he's pissing in the wind.
Quote by freckledbird
ok everyone, stop taking the piss. All the guys wants is to get pissed on! If we carry on this way we're going to piss him off and then he'll sulk and piss off somewhere else. Shall we leave the pissin guy alone?
Sorry but I think he's pissing in the wind.
...talkin about 'pissin guy'....my new avatar...anout five years ago....me tryin to piss in the wind as a lady does....failed miserably...you just don't want to see the next photo.
Good luck stud with your manchester golden rain showers...hope this crowd haven't pissed you off too much....there'r not malicious just mischieveous
Beeline
Sex God
Quote by Beeline
...talkin about 'pissin guy'....my new avatar...anout five years ago....me tryin to piss in the wind as a lady does....failed miserably...you just don't want to see the next photo.
Good luck stud with your manchester golden rain showers...hope this crowd haven't pissed you off too much....there'r not malicious just mischieveous
Beeline
Ermm Mr beeline (I've checked the previous posts) why are you referring to pissing as a lady does, when you can do it as us blokes do, even when in a dress?
Thats the trouble with these tiny avatars, unless they are of a pair of breasts, you can't tell if they are male or female.
But beeline is spot on, we are a mischeivous bunch not malicious and are actually trying to be friendly and helpful whilst taking the mick.
Harry Jones
="Beeline"
...talkin about 'pissin guy'....my new avatar...anout five years ago....me tryin to piss in the wind as a lady does....failed miserably...you just don't want to see the next photo.
Beeline
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting... this is what you wrote when you first joined:
Mentor suggested that I write and intro myself
....so here goes
male str8 (ish.....), taking the ages of man as:
Infant; Youth; Young Man; Old Young Man; Young Old man.......
:roll: Quote by Jags
Hi Jags....the blue hair in your avatar is nearly as good as the blue wig in mine......yes you are right I am in the final group of the six golden ages of man....but have kept myself in good nick...pm me and let me interest you more....
....oops sorry Stud, taking your thread space...hope you got the kind people of Manchester to piss over you rather than out of you.....
....now Jags, you were saying...
Beeline
Quote by Jags
I was saying...
are you trying to fool the members here?
I was asking...
are you a man or a woman??
I was saying...
beware of those who pretend to be other than they are.
:!: Steady on Jags....questions far to esoteric for me....not sure where you are coming from or why....and unfair to use the space of Youngbigstuds thread....
...no fooling, its not my style....
...man...but you already know that if you have checked my posts and quotes
...no-one is pretending to be anything other than what they are....
....so as I said, pm me and give youngbigstud his space back
Beeline
I have neither the need nor the desire to PM you. As you were saying in one thread you were a man and in another you were a lady the question need aired in public. As we now realise you are a lady in the Little Britian sense there is an end to the discussion.
And the space isn't youngbigstuds anyway.
And the space isn't youngbigstuds anyway.
Jags ,
not sure why you have started this public spat.....I have never indicated in any previous thread that I am a woman...if you think I have then get off the fence and indicate...all my posts and threads are open for view, perhaps you have just had a bad day...
....all I did was send a light hearted and fun response to youngbigstud.....thought you were making a similar jocular response...now that I know you are being serious (and very silly) I will close out on this one...
....final thought to keep it light hearted...perhaps your an aussie and you your feeling frustrated at being pissed on by |England today....
....sorry you seem to have got the wrong end of the stick, don't want to upset you, you do a good job as moderator
Beeline
not sure why you have started this public spat.....I have never indicated in any previous thread that I am a woman...if you think I have then get off the fence and indicate...all my posts and threads are open for view, perhaps you have just had a bad day...
....all I did was send a light hearted and fun response to youngbigstud.....thought you were making a similar jocular response...now that I know you are being serious (and very silly) I will close out on this one...
....final thought to keep it light hearted...perhaps your an aussie and you your feeling frustrated at being pissed on by |England today....
....sorry you seem to have got the wrong end of the stick, don't want to upset you, you do a good job as moderator
Beeline
