Blue's Advent Calendar Challenge....

1 Nov 2005

Fuck me....just scrolling through the last page and nearly had my eye poked out!!

1 Nov 2005

Wow gazzamongo, that sure is one way to make an entrance on this forum!
In one day you have managed to blind 3 members (no pun intended rolleyes

) shock 2 others into using bad language (that they would never normally use :P ) and cause numerous edits! I expect there are work dismissals occurring as I type as people get sacked when their normal surreptitious posting got caught out from your enormous cock photo (I mean the photo is enormous, not your cock wink

).
Welcome to the forum, you should fit right in.
cool

1 Nov 2005

Blue,
Please put me down for a social visit in November, so that I can get onto your advent calander,
just let me know when and i'll be there. (well a days notice at least please, got to drive up)
:rose: :rose:

1 Nov 2005

:D :D
blue, im way too tall to be an xmas elf......but if you need a hand putting angel on the top of your tree, you know where im at ;) (although i could think of better things to do with her first)

1 Nov 2005

Quote by berksbex
Wow gazzamongo, that sure is one way to make an entrance on this forum!
In one day you have managed to blind 3 members (no pun intended ) shock 2 others into using bad language (that they would never normally use :P ) and cause numerous edits! I expect there are work dismissals occurring as I type as people get sacked when their normal surreptitious posting got caught out from your enormous cock photo (I mean the photo is enormous, not your cock ).
Welcome to the forum, you should fit right in.

er hope so.....prefer a warm hand upon my extrance to a pitch fork in my exit so ill calm down a little till ive sussed the vibe out here
(are you sexy btw berksbex ?...nice to make ur aquaintance!)

1 Nov 2005

Blue, I think it is real as I cannot see any Baileys coming out of the top.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

1 Nov 2005

Rightio, even though this thread has been hijaked several times, i do intend to get some meets out of this thread - 24 in fact lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: !!!! I will send PMs to people who sound half serious in the next day or so.... if you weren't serious and you get a "shag me" PM from me, I apologise in advance hehehehehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

1 Nov 2005

Hijacked ....really ...where? lol

i just thought that a certain person just liked using his digital camera!

1 Nov 2005

Just in case your not clear Blue - I would love to play Santa and deliver some early greetings and festivities biggrin

:D :D

:D :D :D

2 Nov 2005

I've sent a few PMs now, I will be talking dates soon :P

2 Nov 2005

Sat waiting for my PM

2 Nov 2005

hi blue you dont know me but i love your idea n sexy too...count me in n good luck with the challenge
drop me a line
dave

2 Nov 2005

Quote by The Dukes
Sat waiting for my PM

PM? Does that stand for Pushy Muppet biggrin

3 Nov 2005

Dear Bluexxx,
I am writing to you to request that you consider me for your advent calendar challenge running during the month of December. If you wish to know more about me then feel free to click on the link in my signature and read a little about me ;) .
Please find my application for the advent calendar shag list enclosed in this correspondance.
I look forward to your reply! biggrin

Fancy a shag??? ;) hump

3 Nov 2005

Quote by The Dukes
Sat waiting for my PM

me too
*taps foot*

3 Nov 2005

Quote by crimbo
hi blue you dont know me but i love your idea n sexy too...count me in n good luck with the challenge
drop me a line
dave

That's right - I don't know you. Work the rest out.

Quote by marmalaid
Sat waiting for my PM

PM? Does that stand for Pushy Muppet biggrin

Something like that rolleyes

. Dukes is still waiting btw :roll: :roll: :roll:

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Sat waiting for my PM

me too
*taps foot*
Oh :shock: .... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm confused

..... I sent a PM to your better half :giggle: ....... you need to break into his PM box in the dead of night and read it rotflmao

Quote by little gem
Dear Bluexxx,
I am writing to you to request that you consider me for your advent calendar challenge running during the month of December. If you wish to know more about me then feel free to click on the link in my signature and read a little about me ;) .
Please find my application for the advent calendar shag list enclosed in this correspondance.
I look forward to your reply! :D
Fancy a shag??? ;)

Your written application has been duly noted. Processing takes up to 72 hours, so please be patient :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

3 Nov 2005

Well, we'll defintely be near your area from the 23rd onwards so if you need someone for a last minuter then :twisted:
Jas-Tim
XXXxxxxxxxxxxxxx

3 Nov 2005

Quote by Bazza64
Bluexxx, you could ask cadburys for sponsorship :)

My mate works in a high position at Cadburys, i could ask him... lol

3 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx

me too
*taps foot*

Oh :shock: .... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm confused

..... I sent a PM to your better half :giggle: ....... you need to break into his PM box in the dead of night and read it rotflmao

:shock: :shock: :shock:
better half :!: :!:
Right thats you off me shag list:lol2:
P.S i did read the PM he shouted me over for a read when he opened it, could hardly contain his exitment :giggle:

4 Nov 2005

your advent challenge is genius worship

count me in only problem is you havent met me yet so cleaar a day in november and maybe we can get a little pre festive excercise in lol also just an idea but perhaps all of the people you need to meet before hand hows about all meeting up one night and going out on the drink to get fully acquainted

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Well, we'll defintely be near your area from the 23rd onwards so if you need someone for a last minuter then :twisted:
Jas-Tim
XXXxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Woooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooo ........... lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Quote by naughtynymphos1

me too
*taps foot*

Oh :shock: .... hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm confused

..... I sent a PM to your better half :giggle: ....... you need to break into his PM box in the dead of night and read it

:shock: :shock: :shock:
better half :!: :!:
Right thats you off me shag list:lol2:
P.S i did read the PM he shouted me over for a read when he opened it, could hardly contain his exitment :giggle:
Could hardly contain his excitement... over a PM.......... :shock: :shock: :shock: ......... Crikey, I think I am going to need help dealing with Sleazy :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Quote by strange_gravy
your advent challenge is genius count me in only problem is you havent met me yet so cleaar a day in november and maybe we can get a little pre festive excercise in lol also just an idea but perhaps all of the people you need to meet before hand hows about all meeting up one night and going out on the drink to get fully acquainted

That isn't my problem at all.... my calendar is filling up nicely thank you cool

8-) 8-) 8-)

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Could hardly contain his excitement... over a PM.......... :shock: :shock: :shock: ......... Crikey, I think I am going to need help dealing with Sleazy :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

it don't take much at his time of life :lol2:

4 Nov 2005

you hit the nail on the head my fault i havent met you yet. what i have heard though i am looking forward to meeting you just give me a time and a place biggrin

4 Nov 2005

Quote by strange_gravy
you hit the nail on the head my fault i havent met you yet. what i have heard though i am looking forward to meeting you just give me a time and a place

I'm not going to give you a time and a place - again, you are making your wants my problem. There are plenty of social events organised on the forum, why don't you take the initiative and attend some of them?

4 Nov 2005

Quote by Scandal
My mate works in a high position at Cadburys, i could ask him...

Dya mean on the seventh floor or up a ladder or summat? smile

Head Ummpa-Loompah :lol:

4 Nov 2005

How bloody organised (or desperate wink

) am I???? Here are the dates in November when I am available for social meets (for people that I consider nice but who I've not actually met) or for sessions for people I know who might want to be part of the Advent Calendar Challenge but who need more practice hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Sunday 6th (day or eve)
Friday 11th (eve)
Saturday 12th (eve)
Sunday 13th (day or eve)
Wednesday 16th (afternoon)
Wednesday 23rd (afternoon)
Saturday 26th (eve)
Sunday 27th (day or eve)
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
My dates in Dec are filling up nicely...... but I still need some more offers..... come on, be generous, it's for a good cause :P :P :P :P :P

4 Nov 2005

ffs woman you'll be walking like John Wayne by the new year :shock:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
ffs woman you'll be walking like John Wayne by the new year :shock:

LOL........... or they will hee hee hee :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well, it's all just bread on the water....... or in this case, the contents of several bakeries.........

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

4 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Sunday 6th (day or eve)
Friday 11th (eve)
Saturday 12th (eve)
Sunday 13th (day or eve)
Wednesday 16th (afternoon)
Wednesday 23rd (afternoon)
Saturday 26th (eve)
Sunday 27th (day or eve)

Maybe you should cross Saturday 26th off the list wink

4 Nov 2005

Quote by rebecca_uk_tv

Sunday 6th (day or eve)
Friday 11th (eve)
Saturday 12th (eve)
Sunday 13th (day or eve)
Wednesday 16th (afternoon)
Wednesday 23rd (afternoon)
Saturday 26th (eve)
Sunday 27th (day or eve)

Maybe you should cross Saturday 26th off the list wink

And maybe the 27th too cos (hopefully) I will be too tired to function on that day :lol: :wink: