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Sod - That's a synonym for something else right? wink lol

sod=Suck On Diss
Thats a place in Norfolk :lol: rolleyes
Quote by bluexxx
How's this for forward planning :lol2:
The plan is this.... it is traditional to count down to Christmas with advent calendars, right? Well, this year I want to be a bit different.... I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: . Now, due to work etc, I may not be able to be free every single day but I'm sure as hell going to give it my best shot rotflmao
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What a fantastic idea! :twisted:
Wish I had thought of it.... :P though never enough time in the week to even fit in my weekend fun let alone every day......could throw a few sickies I suppose, or maybe have a lunch time quickie (always good for the circulation, I think!)
Anyway, good luck with the challenge, I'm sure you will leave very few 'windows' unopened! lol An idea for any days that you don't manage to fill, you could keep them as days in lieu and take them in the new year….
Quote by berksbex
I'm sure you will leave very few 'windows' unopened! lol An idea for any days that you don't manage to fill, you could keep them as days in lieu and take them in the new year….

Yes, I could extend this to the new year I suppose, or better still, create a new version of the song "12 days of Christmas" and shag throughout the whole of the Xmas period :rascal: ..... Oh, the possibilities! :twisted:
I have some time available in November too if anyone wants to get some practice in before the challenge starts :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
how about trying an oral sex challenge......with a stopwatch........it could be done all through november.......and the lucky guy who has GIVEN oral sex for the longest period ...without stopping......gets to take you out every night/day/morning through december......with a camera for proff ..........
if you decide to try this can i be first please............
i might make it to november 30th smile
I would like to nominate mancbloke hehe .
For 1 of your days festive shagathons .
only if i can watch lol or you could bring sombody that would be 2 in one day .
is that good thinking or what .
means i get 2 as well lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
How's this for forward planning :lol2:
The plan is this.... it is traditional to count down to Christmas with advent calendars, right? Well, this year I want to be a bit different.... I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: . Now, due to work etc, I may not be able to be free every single day but I'm sure as hell going to give it my best shot rotflmao
I obviously will require a lot of help to complete my challenge, and this is where you folks come in :grin: . You can be male, female, a couple, or be organising a group event that you might like to invite me to (or I'll invite myself, I'm not shy :rascal: ). I'm happy to consider clubs, your home, hotel, or outdoors. I would prefer to have met you already before I agree to shag you, but if I have not met you before there is time in Nov for you to meet me socially before the count down begins :P .
So............. please give generously..... it will be the festive season when this challenge begins, and you wouldn't want to be labelled a Scrooge, would you! :haha:
Reply here or in PM :thumbup:
In edit: Maybe I should be polite for those who don't know me and say that I'm 34, female, and in the North West innocent

OMFG !!! where do we get applications forms... wheres me suit n tie..... feck the tie it looks stupid with a white towel anyway..... chams do ya for one night my dear ?
So a single door is a shag, does the double door on the 24th mean a gangbang?
I would be up for dargento's challenge, definately. Probably the one thing in life i would challenge any guy to! smile :) :)
Quote by Jasper
Hi Blue,
Count me in for the advent calender, daytime , evening, indoor, outdoor, hotel, your place whatever it takes just count me in.
cheers,
Jasper.

You're in :thumbup:
Quote by dargento
how about trying an oral sex challenge......with a stopwatch........it could be done all through november.......and the lucky guy who has GIVEN oral sex for the longest period ...without stopping......gets to take you out every night/day/morning through december......with a camera for proff .........

OK - but what if there's a draw, or do you think you've got this challenge already boxed off dargento??? :lol2:
Quote by debz4u
I would like to nominate mancbloke hehe .
For 1 of your days festive shagathons .
only if i can watch lol or you could bring sombody that would be 2 in one day .
is that good thinking or what .
means i get 2 as well lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, good thinking debz............ :twisted: .... I'm DEFINATLEY up for that :rascal:
Quote by sleazy
chams do ya for one night my dear ?

Certainly will ----- see you in the jacuzzi sleazy :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol: :twisted: :lol:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
So a single door is a shag, does the double door on the 24th mean a gangbang?

Quote by naughtynymphos1
see you all on the 24th :rascal:

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe, I'm hoping there will be more than one gang bang involved, I've never been good at waiting for Xmas to open my presents innocent :lol2:
Quote by Bazza64
I would be up for dargento's challenge, definately. Probably the one thing in life i would challenge any guy to! smile :) :)

dargento, I think your first challenger has arrived rotflmao
Quote by dargento
how about trying an oral sex challenge......with a stopwatch........it could be done all through november.......and the lucky guy who has GIVEN oral sex for the longest period ...without stopping......gets to take you out every night/day/morning through december......with a camera for proff ..........
if you decide to try this can i be first please............
i might make it to november 30th smile

Oh, now that is a challenge I'd put myself forward for with considerable confidence....better get spare batteries for that stopwatch...
...if it weren't for Blue's 'don't know you so won't meet you' conundrum....
Quote by DarkEyedPhil
how about trying an oral sex challenge......with a stopwatch........it could be done all through november.......and the lucky guy who has GIVEN oral sex for the longest period ...without stopping......gets to take you out every night/day/morning through december......with a camera for proff ..........
if you decide to try this can i be first please............
i might make it to november 30th smile

Oh, now that is a challenge I'd put myself forward for with considerable confidence....better get spare batteries for that stopwatch...
...if it weren't for Blue's 'don't know you so won't meet you' conundrum.
Or perhaps your failure to observe the details contained within the first post of this thread.....
Quote by bluexxx
How's this for forward planning :lol2:
The plan is this.... it is traditional to count down to Christmas with advent calendars, right? Well, this year I want to be a bit different.... I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: . Now, due to work etc, I may not be able to be free every single day but I'm sure as hell going to give it my best shot rotflmao
I obviously will require a lot of help to complete my challenge, and this is where you folks come in :grin: . You can be male, female, a couple, or be organising a group event that you might like to invite me to (or I'll invite myself, I'm not shy :rascal: ). I'm happy to consider clubs, your home, hotel, or outdoors. I would prefer to have met you already before I agree to shag you, but if I have not met you before there is time in Nov for you to meet me socially before the count down begins :P .
So............. please give generously..... it will be the festive season when this challenge begins, and you wouldn't want to be labelled a Scrooge, would you! :haha:
Reply here or in PM :thumbup:
In edit: Maybe I should be polite for those who don't know me and say that I'm 34, female, and in the North West innocent

:doh:
love to be one of the lucky guys blue-now all i need do is meet you in nov first lol
Quote by bluexxx
Or perhaps your failure to observe the details contained within the first post of this thread.....
How's this for forward planning :lol2:
The plan is this.... it is traditional to count down to Christmas with advent calendars, right? Well, this year I want to be a bit different.... I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: . Now, due to work etc, I may not be able to be free every single day but I'm sure as hell going to give it my best shot rotflmao
I obviously will require a lot of help to complete my challenge, and this is where you folks come in :grin: . You can be male, female, a couple, or be organising a group event that you might like to invite me to (or I'll invite myself, I'm not shy :rascal: ). I'm happy to consider clubs, your home, hotel, or outdoors. I would prefer to have met you already before I agree to shag you, but if I have not met you before there is time in Nov for you to meet me socially before the count down begins :P .
So............. please give generously..... it will be the festive season when this challenge begins, and you wouldn't want to be labelled a Scrooge, would you! :haha:
Reply here or in PM :thumbup:
In edit: Maybe I should be polite for those who don't know me and say that I'm 34, female, and in the North West innocent

:doh:
Oops redface, that's torn it! banghead lol Ah, that little word 'socially' is the key :small-print:, but it didn't jump out at me on first reading (and I assure you I did read your first post). The idea of the Dargento Challenge must've frazzled my brain.
Well, that clears things up for numpties like me smile.
Bluexxx
Would love to be one of Santas little helpers and bring a smile to a face over the festive season.. wink
So instead of being in "celebration of the immaculate conception" - do I take it this will "celebrate the immaculate contraception" lol
Name a date and I'll be in your box!
jodman. xx
Quote by bluexxx
I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December

Dont forget wink Hornyred and Dino would like to advent you on the 10th Dec, Utopia.
H, red x
alright blue,
u met me saturday at cupids..cute shaven headed guy farily buff n more than keen
(i was with angel!)
ill shag ya no worries (im new on this site....ur party pics r WILD!)
gazza

oops tmi???...i have put my offensive weapon away, soz folkz im a loon!
Can you count me in s'il vous plais? Bitte? Porfavour? Prurtty Please? (I know that there may be some cunning linguists out there who'll correct the spelling here) Message is still the same - can I be added to the festivities pleas?
I thank you
Are you going to make a calendar too... so that when you open the dooor.
oh oh oh ... i have an idea.. get a photo of blue in front of each of the doors of the people shes gonna be doing!
PS Chocolate sounds good (what shape they in)
Do think that idea of a club a night sounds interesting... if blue can arrange to get into all the places .. should be a bit of a mission... 24 clubs..... wow... are we allowing house parties for her?
Hang on .. Hang on .. what about Xmas day?
and..... the mighty question...... Is Blue coming in a Miss Santa outfit????
Quote by HornyRed
I want to count down to Christmas with a shag a day between the 1st and the 24th December

Dont forget wink Hornyred and Dino would like to advent you on the 10th Dec, Utopia.
H, red x

You're on :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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^^^^^ WTF to much info redface biggrin

Definately :shock: confused :shock:
Quote by HornyBunny
Hang on .. Hang on .. what about Xmas day?
and..... the mighty question...... Is Blue coming in a Miss Santa outfit????

The offer ends on the 24th Dec. And errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.................. no, "Miss" Santas here - I gave up the "Miss" status years ago due to an excessive amount of education.
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omg i cant withdraw my penis........from the forum
soz guys n gals
(do pm me if u like my cock and are a hot chick or couple hee hee)
gazza
ffs I wanna die. can't u all just edit your posts an get rid of the fuckin thing please??
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I've finally seen the disadvantage of a 19" monitor.
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I've finally seen the disadvantage of a 19" monitor.

er sorry bout that.....and a seven inch monitor would have been quite sufficient!
gazza
Quote by northwest-cpl
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I've finally seen the disadvantage of a 19" monitor.

FFS, I've got my PC pumped through my TV while the spare rooms being decorated, almost had to reach for the optrex :shock:
er...sorry angel (....new best freind!)......sorry folks
im a regular on another forum where getting ur tallywacker out would be almost compulsory........ive put my old chap back in my pants for now......eek!
gazzer
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I've finally seen the disadvantage of a 19" monitor.

er sorry bout that.....and a seven inch monitor would have been quite sufficient!
gazza
wink
Nice flowers, do you live near a cemetry? lol