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Blue's Advent Calendar Challenge....

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hi blue i saw what u did to that blokes nose at ginger jos house warming party it made a good even better but if theres any days left count us in
joandtim
If your asking about "rugs" will a MERKIN do:
"a What" confused I here you Say
dose any one know what you can use to hold a merkin in place with?
would love to have a Christamas tipple curled up in a Nice RUG!
give me a PM if near Junction 15 M6 now a nice little bar
open fire warm rugs
:twisted:
You have a PM biggrin
Blues a seriously sexy lady, I just dont undestand her fetish for fried eggs. confused I mean what kind of woman won't bonk unless you fry her an egg for gods sake? rolleyes Mind you I do make a seriously good fried egg. redface As for Blue... well that womans got class, it maybe lower class but class non the less :P
better be careful here now cos even though I have a black belt in "Ecky Thump" the womans got far more style and punching power that this sissy TV :kick:
Well if you are round Birmingham over run up to xmas then gimme a shout. It's my birthday on 20th so you could always help me celebrate too...xxx good luck
Quote by Katieftv
what kind of woman won't bonk unless you fry her an egg for gods sake? rolleyes

Ah ha, the secret password.... fried egg, or in my case, shrivelled black thing in the middle of the pan redface
Thanks Blue wink
Hope I get a thumbs up worship
Martin x
Oh sugar - I'll have to get my eyes tested as I thought this post had gone :shock:
Seeing as I'm a stranger to you blue -
:idea: Fancy a social drink on the 8th then a s**g on the 9th wink
ok ok - show me the way out rolleyes
Quote by Katieftv
Blues a seriously sexy lady, I just dont undestand her fetish for fried eggs. confused I mean what kind of woman won't bonk unless you fry her an egg for gods sake? rolleyes Mind you I do make a seriously good fried egg. redface As for Blue... well that womans got class, it maybe lower class but class non the less :P
better be careful here now cos even though I have a black belt in "Ecky Thump" the womans got far more style and punching power that this sissy TV :kick:

Hey, who you callin' a woman :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by rockstripe
Well if you are round Birmingham over run up to xmas then gimme a shout. It's my birthday on 20th so you could always help me celebrate too...xxx good luck

I'm not :roll:
Quote by prestondevils
Thanks Blue wink
Hope I get a thumbs up worship
Martin x

:thumbup:
Quote by roy4356
Oh sugar - I'll have to get my eyes tested as I thought this post had gone :shock:
Seeing as I'm a stranger to you blue -
:idea: Fancy a social drink on the 8th then a s**g on the 9th :wink:
ok ok - show me the way out :roll:

The door to swing.... swing.... swing.... swing..... elsewhere, is thataway
<<<<<<<<<<<<
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Got thumbs up
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Think I got directions how to get there rolleyes
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
Quote by roy4356
Think I got directions how to get there rolleyes
:arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:

Uh????
I'm practicing how to fry an egg, but it keeps sticking to the pan lol
Will boiled do confused: , I can just about rescue that before the water boils dry :doh:
bluexxx wote: The door to swing.... swing.... swing.... swing..... elsewhere, is thataway
<<<<<<<<<<<<

ain't that directions? rolleyes
Quote by roy4356
bluexxx wote: The door to swing.... swing.... swing.... swing..... elsewhere, is thataway
<<<<<<<<<<<<

ain't that directions? rolleyes
Yes, but away from here..... your arrows were pointing in the wrong direction :roll:
bluexxx said: Yes, but away from here..... your arrows were pointing in the wrong direction

I know, I know, but unfortunately this :arrow: is the only icon I could see. confused
But your word is my command oh sexy one - it was wishful thinking really :P
I still can't get the hang of this 'quote' thing - anyone help?
Hello Blue
hope you are ok hun are you still free to meet up on the 20th?
please let me know
robbie
Quote by robbiem1303
Hello Blue
hope you are ok hun are you still free to meet up on the 20th?
please let me know
robbie

Dunno, but I won't be meeting you even if I am.... no idea who you are, and can't be arsed to find out hehehehehehehehehe lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
d'oh knew I should have started checking the threads more...
also note to self: Pluck up courage to speak to Blue at next munch and not just admire in the distance.