Business Idea - do you think it will work?

24 Jan 2007

Complementary Vagina Valet
Is your vagina in need of a good servicing? rolleyes

Has it been some time since anybody gave it some care or paid it any attention? :cry:
Is it starting to distract your from your work? confused

Do you keep on hearing a little voice from between your legs whispering “give me some sex”? sad

If this is the case, then you can now take advantage of your complementary vagina valet service. biggrin

The full vagina valet service includes:
- Initial vagina tantalising / titillation
- Kissing of the vagina lips
- Exploratory tongue investigations
- Clitoral stimulation via slow/fast tongue flickering
- Single/double finger insertion (once vagina fully moist/lubricated)
- Leading on to full penis penetration (typically accompanied by further clitoris stimulation
- Culminating in full vagina orgasm / ecstasy
……..and a fully satisfied customer.
So don’t delay, come take advantage of your free vagina valet today.

24 Jan 2007

Good copy. Correctly targeted audience. Nice style. Sure to be a winnner.
pink x

24 Jan 2007

Quote by blueandpink
Good copy. Correctly targeted audience. Nice style. Sure to be a winnner.
pink x

Thanks xx

24 Jan 2007

Quote by gocommando1969
So don’t delay, come take advantage of your free vagina valet today.

I don't have a vagina but I like the sound of this - can I still play? :rascal:
wink

24 Jan 2007

Are you after a bit of spit and pollish bloke? lol

Me?
I think i need a feather duster to clear the cobwebs first :violin:

24 Jan 2007

Quote by Bloke2005
So don’t delay, come take advantage of your free vagina valet today.

I don't have a vagina but I like the sound of this - can I still play? :rascal:
wink

Apply by all means...... but it wouldn't really be a vagina valet......
Gives me another Business Idea!! :shock:

24 Jan 2007

I'm very interested in your services. Do you travel to clients or have your own offices?

24 Jan 2007

if it takes off are you looking for a sub-contractor? biggrin

:D :D :D

24 Jan 2007

Nice business idea but are we likely to see you standing at the traffic lights on the north circular road at Hendon with a bucket n sponge like the 'ol days' ... lol.

24 Jan 2007

Hmmm, can I buy the Yorkshire franchise biggrin

24 Jan 2007

I'd love to see THAT listed in Companies House rotflmao

25 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I'd love to see THAT listed in Companies House

lol can you imagen applying for shairs in vagina vallating smile

Mike

25 Jan 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'm very interested in your services. Do you travel to clients or have your own offices?

I hadn't thought it through that far...... maybe I should consider a company car, maybe an old london cab, or the bus from Scooby Doo to get me to appointments biggrin

There is a lot of work still to be done on this idea......... now all I need is a volunteer to try the service and ensure that everything is satisfactory...... wink

:wink:

25 Jan 2007

Well you've certainly put a smile on my face gocomando :thumbup:
I hope the valeting service takes off. You may get to set up a franchise a bit further south biggrin

26 Jan 2007

Think you should apply to the Dragons Den, love to see there reaction............lol

26 Jan 2007

The Dragon's Den for funding... good idea biggrin

:idea:
But which of the Dragons would say yes confused

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I'm thinking that Duncan Bannatyne is a yes ...
Not sure about the rest though......

26 Jan 2007

Quote by gocommando1969
I'm very interested in your services. Do you travel to clients or have your own offices?

I hadn't thought it through that far...... maybe I should consider a company car, maybe an old london cab, or the bus from Scooby Doo to get me to appointments biggrin

There is a lot of work still to be done on this idea......... now all I need is a volunteer to try the service and ensure that everything is satisfactory...... wink

:wink:
i'm quite happy to offer myself as guinea pig for your new business venture.
I reckon a vehicle of the "fanny magnet" type would be appropriate,

26 Jan 2007

Gocommando, I'll do your marketing and PR for a 30% cut of the profits. Of course I shall test the service first to enable me to write the first testimonial. wink

pink x

26 Jan 2007

Will it work?
Well I've been offering a similar 'service' to ladies for several years - the only difference being that I play a Doctor. :twisted:
I've never had any trouble finding willing female patients that have a desire to be examined.
lol

26 Jan 2007

Excellent, I've got a willing volunteer for a trial run biggrin

, and a marketing guru :D , thanks.
Pink, there are no 'profits', would you consider payment in kind.... confused

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26 Jan 2007

Quote by Marya_Northeast
I'm very interested in your services. Do you travel to clients or have your own offices?

:shock:
nice bum :rascal:
triffik idead gocommando, :thumbup: put me on your books as possible employee after expansion, CV is in the post lol

26 Jan 2007

Do you think this is how Richard Branson started out confused

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26 Jan 2007

Quote by gocommando1969
Do you think this is how Richard Branson started out :

no

26 Jan 2007

Excellent, I've got a willing volunteer for a trial run , and a marketing guru :D , thanks.
Pink, there are no 'profits', would you consider payment in kind.... :

Ah good point. as long as I get first dibs on your gentlemen employees, it's a done deal. :wink: Did I see Pete_sw join up? :grin:
pink x