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calling all blacpool slappers. check list time girl's

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Rigt come on all slapper's that are coming to blackpool with us its check list girl's lol. And me sugs will start it off with.
1 Towels & Snockles for lusty pms. This shud be good lololololo rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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As the ONLY virgin left on SH can you please tell me what to bring .... apart from vodka for sugs and something to kill the feckin tune she got on her phone
wonder how many will choke at that statement lol
VIRGIN ? !!!! rolleyes
i ll be the 1st one to choke at that !!!
have a great night slappers xxx
oaky xxx
some ear plug so u lot don't keep me up all night snoring and farting :haha:
And not forgetting the biggest gag we can find NN for paula's big gob pmsl
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biggrin :D :D :D :D @snoring & farting
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vodka mmmmmmmmm mite partake in a cple of those i said mite :shock: :shock: :shock:
hmmmmmmmm how many gags we need?????
paula??
andie??
sugs???
lusty??
nn??
sure can think of summat else to fill their gobs :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
andie & loll xxxxxxxxxxx
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And not forgetting the biggest gag we can find NN for paula's big gob pmsl
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oh ffs noone said Paula was going :haha:
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vodka mmmmmmmmm mite partake in a cple of those i said mite :shock: :shock: :shock:

I'll bring the ice lol drinkies
Well you know now NN pmsl and we will take her on the big one the ride thats is but shrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr dont tell her it be a surpise for her :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Ooooo no gag for me then.
See that's because I'm such a quiet and well behaved young lady......lol.......just don't let me near the vodka!!
Oh I'm bringing the earplugs too cos sugs says paula's really loud and we'll need them! pmsl
Erm you quiet Sassy yeah right well come to think of it you not as loud as paula pmsl
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im feckin watchin u lot flipa
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Paula me scared bring it on you bitchy pervy cow you lol
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hi i take it no men allowed then sugs ????????????????????xxx
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hi i take it no men allowed then sugs ????????????????????xxx

noooooooooooooooo
no men not even u lol
and sugs no1s as loud as paula ffs lol
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Martell ysf nice to see you posting babe's. Ermmmmmmmm need a word with you too darlin smile :). Oi NN mine not as big as paula's you cheeky cow you :P
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh still no reply from the biggest slapper of us all yet LUSTY pmsl
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Well me still dont belive the biggest slapper walking on here LUSTY aint put anything yet pmsl jokeing hun errr is me lmao
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chek list.....................
VODKA..........................chek :shock: (spec for me laal mates sassy,sugs,paula,lusty,n ......................go on then NN)
:P :P :P :P :P
PULSATRON........................chek for all of above :twisted: :twisted: lol :giggle: :giggle:
MUNNY.........................chek cos spec if we going pleasure beach .............BTW me sit in bar while u go on passage de terror (cos me paphouse :giggle: )
MORE MUNNY.................chek spec if we quiet ones going to lapdancing club :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:
FAGS.....................chek cant go anywhere wiv out me ciggies :lol:
we girlies think i covered everythin???????oooooooooooooops paracetmols for the headaches for sunday morn
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ANDIE XXXXXXXXXXXX :smoke: :smoke:
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chek list.....................
VODKA..........................chek :shock: (spec for me laal mates sassy,sugs,paula,lusty,n ......................go on then NN)

bloody charming i'm sure lol
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PULSATRON........................chek for all of above :twisted: :twisted: lol :giggle: :giggle:

now u know i'd don't indulge in such things :angel:
chek.....condoms for the guy i pull at the pub where ever he may be :haha:
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chek list.....................
MORE MUNNY.................chek spec if we quiet ones going to lapdancing club :shock: :shock: :shock: :twisted: :twisted:

ok so how much extra money do i need to take to said club? rotflmao
ok so how much extra money do i need to take to said club?
save up ya pound coins girlfriend lol ;)
yer bloomers so all ya pounds dont fall out ;)
andie xxxxxxxxxmwaaaaaaaah
Oooo lap dancing club, hmmm how much is that going to cost? I feel a call to the bank manager coming on......
Alternatively........ well after a few vodkas I'm raring to go so I could do a turn at the club....that would pay for the pleasure beach!
ffs LAP DANCING i cant reach their feckin ankles sad
and you Oaky are off me bloody shag list I AM a virgin lol
agree with julie ffs me will need a stool to stand on and julie well anyone know where we can get so extended firmans ladders for her pmsl no me hideing from julie rotfl
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Rite you load of slappers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ive decided to organise my own check list!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1.3 Pairs of Bridget Jones knickers................................yes 3!
(a) A pair for changing into for the day as we will be laffing that much!
(b) A pair just incase we get run over by a tram............you never know!
(c) The big pair we will be needing for the night time......not you though sugs as we know you dont wear any hehehehehe :happy:
cement mixer for the make-up as we cant go out looking like mingers'r' us :scared:
3. And the most important 1 of all................................hair straightners CANNOT look :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: like Tina Turner
See yas all real soon..............Lusty :rose: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
oi Lusty you forgot the pole ner ner ..... oh shit you not gonna dance round your bloody rampant rabbit are you lmao
Lol Julie noooooooooooooooooooo im having the tower!
roflmao Lusty you gonna be on sugs head then cos its the first erection she's seen in months if you go by her messy name.
ok i'm in hiding now ....
can someone pass me loads of vodka under the bed please ;)
Oi julie you cheeky cow pmsl even though your right me dryed up now had nowt for months i was knocked down but me getting bk up now so watch out all you slappers next week woooohooooooooooooooooooooo. Oh and lusty make sure it is a porper dance pole you try to dance rd this time not like the manchester slappers nite out lmao.
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