Can anyone give a swinging heaven virgin any tips?

28 Feb 2007

Hi there. I'm still yet to experience my first encounter on swinging heaven. Obviously I am doing something wrong, and was wondering if anyone can give me any tips, or better still if there's any Surrey women out there who will show me the ropes. Thanks.

28 Feb 2007

Don't eat biscuits in bed . . .
Dragonfly in the 3:30 at Haydock . . .
Stop expecting your mailbox to be filled with single ladies wanting to meet you . . .
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2 Mar 2007

This might sound really obvious..... and I'm sure you have your reasons.... but your name "Cumberlandlad" does rather give the impression that you might be based up towards the top end of England.
Your profile and posts though suggest strongly that you're looking to people around Surrey / London.
I can't help feeling that some potentially interested people in your "catchment area" might see your name, assume that you're much further away from them than you actually are, and then decide not to reply.
.....or is it just me??!! confused

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Good luck anyhow!!

2 Mar 2007

I agree with you there manchester_man, when I first saw cumberlandlad in the surrey room I thought his sat nav must be broken. The only advice I can offer cumberland is to keep coming into the room and when you do, join in the chat, don't whisper anyone without asking and get to know the people who habitually live in the room. Relax and let people see the real you and always take no for an answer. Im sure you will have your first meet fairly quickly if you do, but dont expect it to happen overnight .. most people are cautious for obvious reasons and like to get to know people better before meeting. Good luck :happy:

2 Mar 2007

Cumberland is a type if sausage hehehe maybe thats the real point to his name wink

My tip is i don't have any tips but be yourself don't rush in like a bull and be prepared to chat and not about sex all the time to women who you would like to meet.. Its a real turn off for me if and when i see someone i think ohhhh hes nice the first thing he says if have you got any more pic grrrrrrrr just think your in a pub chatting to a women as normal and im sure you will soon find out they take you more seriously
Debz xxxx

2 Mar 2007

Quote by cumberlandlad
Hi there. I'm still yet to experience my first encounter on swinging heaven. Obviously I am doing something wrong, and was wondering if anyone can give me any tips, or better still if there's any Surrey women out there who will show me the ropes. Thanks.

The best advice we can give you is to use your own Genuine pics and not them of someone else or animals like a lot do on here.

2 Mar 2007

Wow cumberland member since 2005 as well! Have you tried a munch/social. I havent, but told that its a good way to make friends first and see what flows from that.
Friday x

2 Mar 2007

Wow cumberland member since 2005 as well!
n we could not find 1 post from him
except this one...

2 Mar 2007

Hi everyone. Ta very much for all your advice. I take it all on board. I guess I haven't been too much right then. I see what you mean about the name, but debz4u got it right about the sausage. I was just trying to be comical, rather than regional, but I see your point, and as you say it's better not to be too blatant, and get to try and know people before hand. Ta for the tips. If anyone has any more then pleas feel to pass them on. Cheers.

5 Mar 2007

Just as a PS to this..... I mentioned to a good friend of mine (who is also a member of this site - she knows who she is!!) about your misunderstanding, and the fact that your name WAS in fact intended to refer (favourably) to a Cumberland sausage....
.... her response - "God - you mean his cock is curled up into a circle??!!"
I won't even begin to go into the conversation that followed - about having a fried egg on top of it!
Maybe a change of identity is called for...???

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