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Can i practice my massage technique on you?

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I have been told that i am quite good at relaxing massage, but i need more practice.
Is there any women fancy a nice relaxing evening with some oil and skilled hands?
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Quote by bluetvr
I am ready for the usual tirade from the regular people who have plenty to say about other peoples post, but have nothing interesting to post themselves.
So let the slagging off begin.

Why post that? A bit antagonistic isn't it?
Mal
Quote by mal609

I am ready for the usual tirade from the regular people who have plenty to say about other peoples post, but have nothing interesting to post themselves.
So let the slagging off begin.

Why post that? A bit antagonistic isn't it?
Mal
I posted that in anticipation, because of the post i have recieved in the past.
As someone quite new i was advised to get myself know by using the forum, but when i do i get slagged off by regular users.
It seems that people with post numbering in the thousands think that newbies are fair game. No constructive advice, just critisism.
This is not just my point of view, i have PM'd others who feel the same.
I would not dream of naming names, but i could put a bet on who will post a negative response to anything slightly contravertial
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
If you're interested.
Mal
Well Blue...i've looked through some of your posts and i see nothing more than a few opinions and maybe a little playful digs that you seem to go along with...but no slagging off.....so the last bit in your post would do nothing more than attract the wrong kind of attention as if you were egging for some trouble.
Quote by da69ve
Well Blue...i've looked through some of your posts and i see nothing more than a few opinions and maybe a little playful digs that you seem to go along with...but no slagging off.....so the last bit in your post would do nothing more than attract the wrong kind of attention as if you were egging for some trouble.

OK mal609 and "da69ve" point taken. I have edited.
Maybe i am not as thick skinned as i should be, but one particular person has a go at everything i post.
I understand where your coming from hun, and some do take it a little too far with newbies. We're fairly new too.
But as da69ve pointed out, most are gentle digs and 99% is good natured banter.
Imagine people smiling when they're typing and you'll see that its mainly just pulling your leg. Smile when ya reply too, you'll see what diference it makes.
Sex is fun with plenty of laughs as well ya know.
So good luck and keep chating .
Quote by Fun_Couple1981
I understand where your coming from hun, and some do take it a little too far with newbies. We're fairly new too.
But as da69ve pointed out, most are gentle digs and 99% is good natured banter.
Imagine people smiling when they're typing and you'll see that its mainly just pulling your leg. Smile when ya reply too, you'll see what diference it makes.
Sex is fun with plenty of laughs as well ya know.
So good luck and keep chating .

what they said
have fun :rose:
Thanks fun_couple1981 and salt_n_pepper
I appreciate a bit of encouragement.
Now who wants a massage?
Quote by bluetvr
Well Blue...i've looked through some of your posts and i see nothing more than a few opinions and maybe a little playful digs that you seem to go along with...but no slagging off.....so the last bit in your post would do nothing more than attract the wrong kind of attention as if you were egging for some trouble.

OK mal609 and "da69ve" point taken. I have edited.
Maybe i am not as thick skinned as i should be, but one particular person has a go at everything i post.
If you believe that one person in particular is having ago at what you post maybe it might be a good idea to PM them and ask them in the nicest possible way why?...it might get it self sorted that way. wink
Not having a go or anything, but do you really have a blue TVR or are you refering to your lifestyle?
J & S
Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Not having a go or anything, but do you really have a blue TVR or are you refering to your lifestyle?
J & S

Yes i do have the car and it the closest thing i get to sex these days
Flat out, top down and the cars not bad either.
I know it is a crap name for the forum, but it was all i could think of at the time.
I know what you are all thinking, mid life crisis, but i have always been into cars.
And i don't think it's true what they say "fast car, small dick" (see ad 294891)
Quote by bluetvr
I have been told that i am quite good at relaxing massage,

Ooooh, I'd love a relaxing message!! Would it be via email or PM? confused :? :?
Oh Bollox................... you said MASSAGE didn't you?? :doh: :doh: :doh:
Quote by bluetvr
Yes i do have the car and it the closest thing i get to sex these days
Flat out, top down and the cars not bad either.

Go on you have got me curious now lol Which TVR have you got??
Shireen
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have been told that i am quite good at relaxing massage,

Ooooh, I'd love a relaxing message!! Would it be via email or PM? confused :? :?
Oh Bollox................... you said MASSAGE didn't you?? :doh: :doh: :doh:

Sgt Bilko, kindly put me on jankers, then i'll give you a nice relaxing massage in the bunk house wink :wink:
kaz xx
Quote by kazswallows
I have been told that i am quite good at relaxing massage,

Ooooh, I'd love a relaxing message!! Would it be via email or PM? confused :? :?
Oh Bollox................... you said MASSAGE didn't you?? :doh: :doh: :doh:

Sgt Bilko, kindly put me on jankers, then i'll give you a nice relaxing massage in the bunk house wink :wink:
kaz xx
Kaz - consider yourself on jankers!!. :? :?
Be in my office at 00:30 hrs (That's half past 12 WBB!!)

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I have been told that i am quite good at relaxing massage,

Ooooh, I'd love a relaxing message!! Would it be via email or PM? confused :? :?
Oh Bollox................... you said MASSAGE didn't you?? :doh: :doh: :doh:

Sgt Bilko, kindly put me on jankers, then i'll give you a nice relaxing massage in the bunk house wink :wink:
kaz xx
Kaz - consider yourself on jankers!!. :? :?
Be in my office at 00:30 hrs (That's half past 12 WBB!!)

:smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
On my way sarge, just getting my uniform on :wink: :wink: