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30 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
oh and BTW i didn't tell him to book a holiday i mearly said i was going and he had better if he wanted to come too, i could easily take someone else as steff said us women are doing the guys a favour :lol2::lol2:
so remember that sleazy

Tell him if he doesn't go, I will be happy to escort you. Work that jealousy ;)

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Mike7073
oh and BTW i didn't tell him to book a holiday i mearly said i was going and he had better if he wanted to come too, i could easily take someone else as steff said us women are doing the guys a favour :lol2::lol2:
so remember that sleazy

Tell him if he doesn't go, I will be happy to escort you. Work that jealousy ;)
confused

30 Nov 2005

sorry, my humour can be a little random at times redface

There was a serious side to it too though, as I am still looking for a lovely lady whom I can accompany smile

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Mike7073
sorry, my humour can be a little random at times
There was a serious side to it too though, as I am still looking for a lovely lady whom I can accompany

whos gealous? :lol2:

30 Nov 2005

phoenix........
i backed a horse called all five rings in the 5 oclock out of trap 5 and the jockey had number 5 for his racing number...
it came fifth :shock: :shock: :shock:
ps.....dont go in the jacuzzi then and youll be ok smile

30 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
ps.....dont go in the jacuzzi then and youll be ok

To ruddy right bolt

30 Nov 2005

but wow the jacuzzi is soooooo nice....
i hear it can fit 25 people in it..........
unless me and sleazy get in then theres just room for 1 more little un smile

30 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
unless me and sleazy get in then theres just room for 1 more little un

I'm not that big so do you think you and sleazy could fit me in? :twisted:

30 Nov 2005

there is always room for a little blue xxx
love
dargento

30 Nov 2005

ARGGG. We're working that night too. Would have been fun to meet y'all.
:cry:

30 Nov 2005

We will try and get there if we dont have a Gig on that date
BB n Dave xx

30 Nov 2005

Quote by bluexxx

unless me and sleazy get in then theres just room for 1 more little un

I'm not that big so do you think you and sleazy could fit me in? :twisted:
If its really really busy and ya can't get in blue........ me and dargento will tell crap jokes till peeps get out and make room for ya..
As I recall it took us all of 3 mins 18 seconds last time

30 Nov 2005

Quote by sleazy
[If its really really busy and ya can't get in blue........ me and dargento will tell crap jokes till peeps get out and make room for ya..

Like:
Two elderly ladies eying up a young guy, the one says to the other, "I'd like to be casseroled by him". The other says, "Surely you mean caressed by him ?.... "No", says the first, "I do mean casseroled...... done slowly for three hours"
:!:

30 Nov 2005

Quote by Phoenix

Steady on, I was on about trying to clear a jucuzzi , not the entire feckin forum

30 Nov 2005

ooo ooo oooo we can do this 1 this time ....you know the 1 about you asking me if the rash has cleared up and whether the skins all flaking off........
maybe thats too evil......
ok.....crap jokes it is then smile

30 Nov 2005

sniff
i suppose we shall have to try for a friday then!
lol

1 Dec 2005

if its not too late and there is room for one more i'd love to pop up and meet a few more from here smile

Here's hoping :) and i'd get to see the gorgeous vicky again biggrin

1 Dec 2005

Quote by sleazy

unless me and sleazy get in then theres just room for 1 more little un

I'm not that big so do you think you and sleazy could fit me in? :twisted:
If its really really busy and ya can't get in blue........ me and dargento will tell crap jokes till peeps get out and make room for ya..
As I recall it took us all of 3 mins 18 seconds last time
i swear if that man shouts garlic bread at me

1 Dec 2005

Just to say ladies that I can vouch for Jesster, he is a lovely man and you'd do well to team up with him....
I would do but I'm already "teamed up" with someone biggrin

1 Dec 2005

I'd be interested in attending..never been before could be fun. Thanks Steph.

1 Dec 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Just to say ladies that I can vouch for Jesster, he is a lovely man and you'd do well to team up with him....
I would do but I'm already "teamed up" with someone

Awwww Thanks Helen :D Be nice to see you again xxxxx
All i need now is for someone to feel sorry for me and take me under their wing wink

For anyone looking smile

I'm young (well not too young at 50 but i dont feel it.....well sometimes i do lol

) free and single. 5ft 10" and a bit, tall, slimish :) with brown hair losing the battle with the grey!
And thanks for the reminder sexysteph. I didnt see the thread till late last night and missed the bit about couples to get in sad

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
I'd be interested in attending..never been before could be fun. Thanks Steph.

Will be fantastic to meet you Amalthea.
Steph biggrin

At the moment Steph am planning to come alone...what's the deal if I find a bloke to come along with me (there are a few who may be interested)?
And where (on earth) is the place I don't drive and would need to use public transport?

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
I'd be interested in attending..never been before could be fun. Thanks Steph.

Will be fantastic to meet you Amalthea.
Steph biggrin

At the moment Steph am planning to come alone...what's the deal if I find a bloke to come along with me (there are a few who may be interested)?
And where (on earth) is the place I don't drive and would need to use public transport?
As a single fem you would get free membership but we have several single guys who want to come but at the moment would not be able to get single guys membership as these are currently suspended so they need to pair up with one of the single fems that are going and go in together.
On a Friday the costs for single fems are I believe Â£5 so thats all you should pay to get in but if you partner up with one of the single guys it works out cheaper for him besides the membership issue but again your contribution should be no more than the Â£5.
I'll ask NN to answer the other part of your query as she lives nearby to the club and maybe able to recommend ways. Plus I am crap at giving directions.
Steph :D
NN dothe honours please hun - you know the area better than me wink

Thanks for the help Steph, chances are I'm coming alone but would be great if anyone can oick me up from Birmingham station as I think it might be tricky to get there and (extra cheeky) will need to sort out a bed for the night afterwards! lol

2 Dec 2005

OMG public transport i gotta be kidding me,
if your coming by train you need to get off at wolverhampton, just up the road from the train station theres the bus station get on the number 74, think its 74 anyway, its the birmingham to wolverhampton bus, it goes via darlaston and drops you off right outside the asda, when you get to the asda bus stop walk along the main road till you see a HSBC bank go round the back of the bank past the banks car park, you will see another car park thats chams car park go into the car park and there a door on the left of the building, you will know if your right cause theres a big chameleons sign above the door, just go in :thumbup:
when you get on bus just ask for darlaston asda its how sad am i? :lol:
hope this helps

2 Dec 2005

You don't want birmingham station you want wolverhampton its much closer to be picked up from :thumbup:

2 Dec 2005

Hello All
Blue may i be invited to the Chams event?
Genuine guy who is willing to be escorted to the event by a smashing lady
new to scene and would love to make new friends within the midlands and afar
39 5 11 tall stocky build blue eyes
pic can be sent via e mial
Robbie
Thank you Blue
PS hope your xmas advent calender is on course and most willing to help fill in any vacancies that you might unexpentantly have
xx

2 Dec 2005

Steph hunny ( kiss

) is the club a towel or lingerie type club? Or an either/or?
If you could let me know I'd appreciate it so that I know what to bring with me.....

2 Dec 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Steph hunny () is the club a towel or lingerie type club? Or an either/or?
If you could let me know I'd appreciate it so that I know what to bring with me.....

Hey up Helen smile

You can wear the lingerie or a towel, you'll probably be in a towel before long tho. just stake your claim to the jacuzzi early doors wink

2 Dec 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
OMG public transport i gotta be kidding me,
if your coming by train you need to get off at wolverhampton, just up the road from the train station theres the bus station get on the number 74, think its 74 anyway, its the birmingham to wolverhampton bus, it goes via darlaston and drops you off right outside the asda, when you get to the asda bus stop walk along the main road till you see a HSBC bank go round the back of the bank past the banks car park, you will see another car park thats chams car park go into the car park and there a door on the left of the building, you will know if your right cause theres a big chameleons sign above the door, just go in :thumbup:
when you get on bus just ask for darlaston asda its how sad am i? :lol:
hope this helps

Tried posting this before but doesn't seem to have appeared. Basically I think this is a non starter for me, I was told it was near Birmingham. But if I have to go to Wolverhampton by train then get a bus, all after a whole days work I might just be fit for nothing once I get there. Pity, as I rather fancied it but unless I can find someone to give me a lift I might, sadly, have to back out. sad

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Jim_York
Steph hunny () is the club a towel or lingerie type club? Or an either/or?
If you could let me know I'd appreciate it so that I know what to bring with me.....

Hey up Helen smile

You can wear the lingerie or a towel, you'll probably be in a towel before long tho. just stake your claim to the jacuzzi early doors wink

Thanks hun, much appreciated biggrin

Which night would you prefer?