Hello all...
after a legnthy period of what i can only describe at"trial and error" i have come up with an idea !!!
clever little me :idea: :idea: :idea:
Picture the scenario...... and work with me.........
you're a genuine swinger who actually wants to meet someone new.
You want to meet that special male but you know this sites full of those who arent....
here's the good bit........... all u need to do is check my profile and my adverts and we can chat first to find out if we're compatible... then possibly meet.....
Simple huh?????
What the bloody hell are we waiting for....
just incase you're still wondering about me.... im the type that you could bring home to play with your missus....references availible........
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Chat first....... then possibly meet... its easy as ABC
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loads of views.... no replies..
that tells me several things.................oh i love irony...
not that im being sarcastic.....................
so glad ive got my munch invites sorted.................
ps... im not after a quick shag...... i like to take my time over such matters................now thats sarcasm!!!!
:roll: :roll:
that tells me several things.................oh i love irony...
not that im being sarcastic.....................
so glad ive got my munch invites sorted.................
ps... im not after a quick shag...... i like to take my time over such matters................now thats sarcasm!!!!
:roll: :roll: 
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loads of views.... no replies..
that tells me several things.................oh i love irony...
not that im being sarcastic.....................
so glad ive got my munch invites sorted.................
ps... im not after a quick shag...... i like to take my time over such matters................now thats sarcasm!!!!
:giggle: you might be sarcastic but your lovely with it
Good luck with this DeeCee, hope you find exactly what you are looking for, cause your a lovely, polite, sexy guy who actually has a sense of humour as well.
Thanks v much for the glowing reference NWC........ can i frame it/use it/rely upon it????????
sorry to hear bout your plight naughty Nymphos............. its no-wonder many members like your good -selves are cautious ...... why members like me resort to sarcasm and some members dont even bother with arranging meets.
perhaps, having seen NWC's post, u will get some comfort from knowing that there are people like myself using the site.... and perservereing in the face of adversity- rather than wankin in the chatroom, shouting to see a glimpse of flesh.
finally, to the couple who had a pop about my lack of photos, i can only say the following:
a) read my post again carefully RE: how to see my pics.
b)where are your photos?
c) wheres your ad?
d) any chance of a quick shag????........................ thats sarcasm again btw
:lol:
sorry to hear bout your plight naughty Nymphos............. its no-wonder many members like your good -selves are cautious ...... why members like me resort to sarcasm and some members dont even bother with arranging meets.
perhaps, having seen NWC's post, u will get some comfort from knowing that there are people like myself using the site.... and perservereing in the face of adversity- rather than wankin in the chatroom, shouting to see a glimpse of flesh.
finally, to the couple who had a pop about my lack of photos, i can only say the following:
a) read my post again carefully RE: how to see my pics.
b)where are your photos?
c) wheres your ad?
d) any chance of a quick shag????........................ thats sarcasm again btw
:lol: 
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: brilliant !
Orgasminator
hi DeeCee , i have your number i,ll send you a text message
It was nice ti meet you at the wigan munch , hope you remember us
It was nice ti meet you at the wigan munch , hope you remember us
hi DeeCee,
ok get the violins out , picture this,,,,, single bi female, genuine, have pics, love 3 sums, etc etc ok here the catch i live in bloody cornwall.
i hope you find what your looking for hunny, trust me if i were closer i would be applying for the position.
xxxxxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxxxxx
ok get the violins out , picture this,,,,, single bi female, genuine, have pics, love 3 sums, etc etc ok here the catch i live in bloody cornwall.
i hope you find what your looking for hunny, trust me if i were closer i would be applying for the position.
xxxxxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxxxxx
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hi DeeCee,
ok get the violins out , picture this,,,,, single bi female, genuine, have pics, love 3 sums, etc etc ok here the catch i live in bloody cornwall.
i hope you find what your looking for hunny, trust me if i were closer i would be applying for the position.
xxxxxxxxxxx lou xxxxxxxxxxxx
awwww
i think we shud get out the violins, black armbands, tissues (for tears) and have a minutes silence!!!
can u PM me some pics to really rub it in....... who knows i might end up in cornwall on the stregnth of them.... lol
D
Warming the Bed
Lou poor angel
well there might just might be a position closer to you with Dee Cees permission of course !!!!!
Seriously like the wit and comments made by all feeling the same way here about everything but always looking on the bright side
Lou maybe a trip to the mids might be in order and Dee Cee a trip to a meeting of minds what do you think?
Rob
well there might just might be a position closer to you with Dee Cees permission of course !!!!!
Seriously like the wit and comments made by all feeling the same way here about everything but always looking on the bright side
Lou maybe a trip to the mids might be in order and Dee Cee a trip to a meeting of minds what do you think?
Rob
