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COCK AU VAN

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Hello there
Thought the title of this thread would be excellent for anyone that was interested in meeting up for sex in a van.
We have no interest in this personally but thought the title so excellent that we decided to initiate the thread and allow anyone who does have an interest in that sort of thing to run with it!!!
Cock au Van - should have been in advertising!! wink
Cheers
D&Mxxx
ps If anyone has ever used that title we're gonna look mighty silly!!!!
What type of a van is it?
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Sorry, good luck with your search.
Never mind what kind of van it is. I want to know what kind of cock it is.
Slow roasting?
Boiling?
Frozen/defrosted?
Does it have a crispy skin?
Does the stuffing taste good?
So many questions. And I don't even eat chicken. lol
Quote by SunBunny
Never mind what kind of van it is. I want to know what kind of cock it is.
Slow roasting?
Boiling?
Frozen/defrosted?
Does it have a crispy skin?
Does the stuffing taste good?
So many questions. And I don't even eat chicken. lol

Sunbunny,
How about Scottish and yours whenever you want hun? heheheh You sexy minx xxxx
Quote by SunBunny
Never mind what kind of van it is. I want to know what kind of cock it is.
Slow roasting?
Boiling?
Frozen/defrosted?
Does it have a crispy skin?
Does the stuffing taste good?
So many questions. And I don't even eat chicken. lol

if you should find a spare one send it my way :twisted: about 7" hard will do
I have one going spare if you want to use it
Quote by Euan_51247
How about Scottish and yours whenever you want hun? heheheh You sexy minx xxxx

Does it come with chips?
Can I use my fingers?
wink
Quote by Sarah1448
Never mind what kind of van it is. I want to know what kind of cock it is.
Slow roasting?
Boiling?
Frozen/defrosted?
Does it have a crispy skin?
Does the stuffing taste good?
So many questions. And I don't even eat chicken. lol

if you should find a spare one send it my way :twisted: about 7" hard will do
always a spare going here!
not got a van either in answer to the original post but i like the idea,
would be better in a camper i think!
I have a van
Very spacious and fitted with rails, to tie things up to
Quote by SunBunny

How about Scottish and yours whenever you want hun? heheheh You sexy minx xxxx

Does it come with chips?
Can I use my fingers?
wink
Well hun you canc ertainly eat it but don;t use your teeth too much hehehe
Quote by veejay
What type of a van is it?

Maybe it could be a touring Van, with its very own show couple inside! Now that sounds interesting biggrin :twisted:
Quote by benniblaka
always a spare going here!
not got a van either in answer to the original post but i like the idea,
would be better in a camper i think!

Cock Au Camper....????
Dxx
Got a rather nice van! Now all I need is...................................................................................
Some one to cook the cock.
John
wink
Quote by beebeep
Maybe it could be a touring Van, with its very own show couple inside! Now that sounds interesting biggrin :twisted:

I want to be one of the roadies.
I'll look after the cocks, keep them warm before serving on my hotplate. wink
Quote by SunBunny

Maybe it could be a touring Van, with its very own show couple inside! Now that sounds interesting biggrin :twisted:

I want to be one of the roadies.
I'll look after the cocks, keep them warm before serving on my hotplate. wink
oh and i bet its one hell of a hotplate ......... :shock:
Quote by SunBunny
Never mind what kind of van it is. I want to know what kind of cock it is.
Does the stuffing taste good?

Miss Bunny
The stuffing always tastes gooooood......!!!!
wink
Dxxx
when we start out at dogging maybe we should have put
NORFOLK AND GOOD on ours