coffee morning strip and stroke

22 Sep 2004

UK guy, 40, 6'3 athletic build, very genuine, looking to fulfill long time fantasy, wants to perform strip show and shoot his load for a group of females........Coffee morning type scenario ideal but open to suggestions.........come on ladies liven up those dreary morning meets..........lol......xxx

25 Sep 2004

come on ladies, I'm up for this........................are you !!!!!!!

29 Sep 2004

coffee morning, girls night in, ideally I want to strip and stroke, but will do the housework, serve for a dinner party, naked of course, all those views and not one reply...........

29 Sep 2004

The missus said you're most welcome round here if you're into doing housework!! lol

30 Sep 2004

its a long haul up to you for a spot of naked housework, is tea and a choccy biscuit a possibility :-)

30 Sep 2004

do you iron??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

30 Sep 2004

Oh goody, a housework thread..... how you you get biro off wall paper???? i have a two year old that likes to write his name everywhere rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

30 Sep 2004

What I tend to do is scribble over the upper half of the wall with biro as well.. that way it looks like part of the pattern!!! lol

30 Sep 2004

I,ll do your housework-i,m in Cheshire!

30 Sep 2004

For free? :shock:

30 Sep 2004

Cool, anyone who wants to do housework can come round to mine, dress up as a French maid and get on with it.... don't mind me, I'll just carry on perving on the forum! cool

8-) 8-)

30 Sep 2004

Wont charge as long as you sit on my face while on computer?Blue,dont think i,d fit in french maids outfit-i,m 6ft 2in, broad shoulders,size 11 feet!

30 Sep 2004

Well, I don't care really, a bit of dust never hurt anyone......... rolleyes

30 Sep 2004

Heres me thinking "Bite the dust" does hurt????

30 Sep 2004

Quote by devil_in_part
The missus said you're most welcome round here if you're into doing housework!!

I could do that biggrin

with pleasure

1 Oct 2004

seems like I need to move to the north and set up my own business :-)............hey and that T-Shirt needs to come off and dry before I iron it !!!!!!!!
Where are all you southern ladies..........???

5 Oct 2004

Nearly a 1000 views but still no takers :-)
cummon girls !!!!!!!!!!!!

5 Oct 2004

Get your apron on, you can come round here and make some jelly and sausage rolls for several 2 year olds and then tidy up the mess atherwards.... you want cleaning, you got it! cool

5 Oct 2004

I feel a new business venture coming on lol

Now just where can I can a french maids outfit that will fit confused

:lol:

5 Oct 2004

Try eBay John_lancs lol

:lol: :lol:

5 Oct 2004

Quote by bluexxx
Try eBay John_lancs :lol: :lol:

Yesm good call, I mean there must be some redundant male cleaner somewhere in the country.
As long as I don't have to provide the cleaning material as well :lol:

6 Oct 2004

I need a coffee morning girls.................come and get my cream...............

6 Oct 2004

PM me if you are interested in doing my housework
TS

9 Oct 2004

Any ladies from the south east here ????????
Coffee morning invite sought............. wink

9 Oct 2004

Make sure you don't tell them too much about yourself, Cummon, otherwise someone might take you up on it!
Mal
wink

11 Oct 2004

Quote by mal609
Make sure you don't tell them too much about yourself, Cummon, otherwise someone might take you up on it!
Mal

haha, well said. all those descriptions of coffee and cream are bound to do the trick without any descriptions or pics :wink:

11 Oct 2004

Does this mean I should tell you a bit about myself ???????
Male, 40, 6'3, athletic build, sporty, average looking, averagely hung, very genuine, want to know more ask........pics will mail to any females or couples interested.......

11 Oct 2004

Blimey with that bum i'll come round and redecorate..lol