CONFIRMATIONS UPDATED Sheffield social sat 27th August

Quote by gothicduo
What an awesome night thanks guys for arranging it can't wait for the next one xx

Quote by Laff_n_Chilli
with apoligies to the original,
and thanks to our hosts for very memorable night
It's lonesome away from your kindred and all
By the disco at night where the wild swingers call
But there's nothin' so lonesome, so dull or so drear
Than to stand in the bar of a pub with no beer
Now the barmaids are anxious for the quota to come
There's a faraway look on the faces of sum
The wife’s gone all cranky and the DJ’s gone queer
What a terrible place is a pub with no beer
Then Trixie rides up with her dry, husky throat
Her breasts on the bar, she pulls a wad from her coat
But the smile on her face quickly turns to a sneer
When the barmaid says suddenly: "The pub's got no beer!"
There's Irish on the verandah, for his partner he waits
But RWL is inside drinking wine with his mates
He hurries for cover and he cringes in fear
It's no place for a Celt round a pub with no beer
Then in comes the WooHoo, all covered with flies
He throws down his mattress, wipes the sweat from his eyes
But when he is told he says, "What's this I hear?
I've trudged 230 miles to a pub with no beer!"
Pity poor Laff, for the first time in his life
He’s gone home cold sober to his darling wife
He walks in the hotel; she says: "You're early, me dear"
Then he breaks down and he tells her that the pub's got no beer