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dambuster takes advice ? ? ?

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I've been given lots of advice since joining SH. Two pieces of which have been running round in my head for far too long.
One piece was to lose the "Nice guy" tag. So here goes.
I'm off work this week - anyone wanna fuck??
Nah - Just doesn't sit right.
The other, and more suitable; is that I should "get out more" - So here goes.
I am indeed off work this week, for no particular reason other than taking a break and chilling out a little.
So if there are any ladies in here that have seen me around the café, and think they may like to find out if they would enjoy my company for an hour or so; a PM would be nice, or msn me; or just write it on the side of a cow.
Be it for a now legendary (in my own lunchtime) coffee meet, or pizza and wine, a quiet drink in the pub, or whatever is your want.
I'm fairly well housebroken and won't fart in your company or pick my nose. I'm sort of on and off the fags, so not smoking in your company (and for the whole day prior) isn't much of a problem for me any longer.
There's a little more about me down there in the "This is me" for all to see.
Is that enough?
Damn you Dambuster ...... if I didn't have the kids I'd be down on my knees begging you to come see me ;)
passionkiss my loss but one day ;)
C xx
Well theres a coffee going a funny colour thats been sat here for months for you. biggrin
Oooooooooooooooooooh!
:shock: :shock:
Just so happens i've got a week in bed planned......... :twisted: :twisted:
Can you bring one of your hot toddies and some kleenex with you????
:sneeze:
wink
over here, J15a M1, pizza and wine at the ready

fluck this took a long time to perfect!
rotflmao :rotflmao: :laughabove::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove::rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
You have no idea how much that made me laugh. Really. Outloud. Thank you. Duey's just looked at me as if I had my head on backwards.
And I know how much effort t&t put into getting the cow here kiss
(But who would name a cow "Tracy")
And Ladies - Thank you for your comments.
Steph, I never thought of asking for references - Thank you LOLOLOL
Steve - I'll get there.
Sometimes I wish I was female!!! confused :? :? :?
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Sometimes I wish I was female!!! confused :? :? :?

Oh my god, how long have I been here, and I always thought you were.............
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Sometimes I wish I was female!!! confused :? :? :?

Me too :shock:
redfacesurprisedops::oops::oops:
I'm far too shy for this thread wink