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Quote by bigdavemcr
any couples ar fems want some n/strings daytime fun with a horny 27 m age size looks not 2 important unless u really unatractive :shock: sorry i can travel 20 miles from mcr also
That's the funniest thing I've read for ages
Warming the Bed
but i thought old-fashioned charm appealed to you Varca!
boro xxx
boro xxx
it is such a shame you live so far from me.
you have everything I am seeking in a fuck buddy......a cock... and ummmmmmmmm a sense of where you live.... ummmm a cock..... Wow, you have it all going on.
But it is o.k. I am sure you will be inundated.
splendid
you have everything I am seeking in a fuck buddy......a cock... and ummmmmmmmm a sense of where you live.... ummmm a cock..... Wow, you have it all going on.
But it is o.k. I am sure you will be inundated.
splendid
Sex God
Bigdave, what these helpful little souls are trying to say is that you really do need to put in a little more effort if you are going to get the replies you want. It is a numbers game, there are hundreds more males than there are females/couples and you need to make sure that your advert/post/profile stands out from the rest of them.
Remember, we dont know anything about you, and even though you may be one of the nicest, sexiest guys on here, from reading your post above, the message doesnt really come accross. Why should a female want to meet you rather than the other couple of hundred males on here? You need to tell us and show us why it should be you.
Take a bit of time, explain to people what you are looking for, and a little bit about you, and hopefully the replies (sensible ones) will start to come in. Also, have a look at this thread, it may give you some ideas - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Good luck and have fun
are trying to say is that you really do need to put in a little more effort if you are going to get the replies you want. It is a numbers game, there are hundreds more males than there are females/couples and you need to make sure that your advert/post/profile stands out from the rest of them.Remember, we dont know anything about you, and even though you may be one of the nicest, sexiest guys on here, from reading your post above, the message doesnt really come accross. Why should a female want to meet you rather than the other couple of hundred males on here? You need to tell us and show us why it should be you.
Take a bit of time, explain to people what you are looking for, and a little bit about you, and hopefully the replies (sensible ones) will start to come in. Also, have a look at this thread, it may give you some ideas - http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html
Good luck and have fun
oh, I feel like a git now.... Naughty Wigan couple are totally right...
I should have been that constructive too.
have fun
splendid
I should have been that constructive too.
have fun
splendid
Quote by splendid_
oh, I feel like a git now.... Naughty Wigan couple are totally right...
I should have been that constructive too.
have fun
splendid
You should feel
ops: too. You know you should always help someone out at least once a day. I helped a little old lady cross the road......it was your turn to help this nice chap out Dave_Notts
Quote by Dave__Notts
oh, I feel like a git now.... Naughty Wigan couple are totally right...
I should have been that constructive too.
have fun
splendid
You should feel
ops: too. You know you should always help someone out at least once a day. I helped a little old lady cross the road......it was your turn to help this nice chap out Dave_Notts
oh sod off... :lol:
splendid
Sex God
You tell her Dave.
Bugger off Splendid, us fugleys need some hot lovin acition too
Bugger off Splendid, us fugleys need some hot lovin acition too
Yeah, sorry Bigdave, 
NWC is right.
A male friend of mine did say, "well, he's only being honest about what he wants" - but looking at it from a lady's point of view, "as long as you're not too unattractive" could put people off contacting you in a vague "what if I'm not attractive enough" way.
On the plus side, Dave, look how many views on your post you've had - and probably as many views on your profile - compared to the number that guys who post here normally get -
no need to thank us, it's all part of the service :giggle:
NWC is right. A male friend of mine did say, "well, he's only being honest about what he wants" - but looking at it from a lady's point of view, "as long as you're not too unattractive" could put people off contacting you in a vague "what if I'm not attractive enough" way.
On the plus side, Dave, look how many views on your post you've had - and probably as many views on your profile - compared to the number that guys who post here normally get -
no need to thank us, it's all part of the service :giggle:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
You tell her Dave.
Bugger off Splendid, us fugleys need some hot lovin acition too
don't I know it.. I have filled your bloody PM box with apologies and you still haven't feckin replied... I know I aint upto your usual standard.. .but have the good grace to reply.
splendid
Orgasminator
Quote by bigdavemcr
any couples ar fems want some n/strings daytime fun with a horny 27 m age size looks not 2 important unless u really unatractive :shock: sorry i can travel 20 miles from mcr also
I just can't help thinking it would be SOOO sad if the lady Bigdavemcr was looking for - just a borderine minger, so not toounattractive, and desperate for a daytime shag - lived a full 25 miles away. That extra 5 miles of travelling would stop him being interested....
Such a shame.....
:roll:
Orgasminator
And I know..... before anyone else says it.... I shouldn't be a sarcastic sod and take the piss all the time.....
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Warming the Bed
The most entertaining read I've had all day.
I hope all you guys are as sexy as you are funny?
Single male tips duely noted...now how to stand out snw wonders lol
Benx
I hope all you guys are as sexy as you are funny?
Single male tips duely noted...now how to stand out snw wonders lol
Benx
Quote by Sexynorthwest
The most entertaining read I've had all day.
I hope all you guys are as sexy as you are funny?
Single male tips duely noted...now how to stand out snw wonders lol
Benx
Well your sexy eyes certainly make you stand out!
Sex God
Quote by splendid_
You tell her Dave.
Bugger off Splendid, us fugleys need some hot lovin acition too
don't I know it.. I have filled your bloody PM box with apologies and you still haven't feckin replied... I know I aint upto your usual standard.. .but have the good grace to reply.
splendid
I didn't get them
you been sending them to meat3pleaseu again like the naughty pics i never received?
i wrote the add when i had a few drinks 4 all of u who dont know me well im not desperate 4 a shag as am currently in a relationship but i like 2 c other people
i have a very high sex drive and g/fs not in2 shagging as much as i like hence this ad daytime/
i admit now im sober the ad sounds pathetic but wot im trying 2 say is theres got 2 be some physical attraction between us as i dont just shag anything as im not desperate
i have a very high sex drive and g/fs not in2 shagging as much as i like hence this ad daytime/
i admit now im sober the ad sounds pathetic but wot im trying 2 say is theres got 2 be some physical attraction between us as i dont just shag anything as im not desperate
So you cheating on her to :shock: :laughabove:
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