daytime meets

5 Dec 2004

I'm 31 I'm in Kent, I'm a man, I'm looking for a lady. Check me out.
CHECK IT OUT YAAAA!

5 Dec 2004

PM me now!

5 Dec 2004

Kent-Man,
don't take this the wrong way but, there are loads of advice threads knocking about which may help you in your search for finding what you want. The search button is at the top of the page.
Not saying you won't have "success" whith you ad, and i hope you do, but some really experienced posters have contributed their tips for the single men of this world!!
Up to you if you take the advice but you may benefit from it!!
Hell i am going to be nice and bump Marcuso's thread for you so it's at the top of the page!!
even easier for ya the link is here: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20451.html

5 Dec 2004

Ta Andy. Any advice gratefully received. I was always doubtful of success but am operating on a law of diminishing returns. I suspect a little more effort may be required on my part. rolleyes

thanks for the bump.

5 Dec 2004

No problem - have a look, to be honest what seems to be the best way is to get involved on the board and try to get to a munch.
I say "seems" because nobody knows what will attract someone for them to get in touch with you!! A bit of a guessing game but getting yourself known can't hurt - anyway you can get a good few laughs from the Cafe.
Enjoy this place - but be warned it'll take over ya life!!

5 Dec 2004

Thanks for the warning, and the mention of my low quality post in marcuso's thread has certainly increased awareness of my own thread albeit in a slightly negative light, someones bound to love it eh!

6 Dec 2004

Any ladies free tomorrow daytime PM me.

6 Dec 2004

Kent-man - in a funny kinda way I admire your fighting spirit.
Like Andy says - it may even work for you.
I've had some ladies PMing me since September who I know will never have sex with I've met ladies who will never have sex with
So has that all been a waste of time for me?
NO!Of course NOT!
To have not had their wit,charm,interllect,compassion,humour and God knows how many other great qualities they've shared with me - well,my life would be the lesser for it.I can only hope I have given them something of the same back too.
That doesn't mean I'm a saint - my sexual feelings are as strong as anybodys could be - and even saints must get horny.. :twisted:
But you can encounter on the board,in PMs or in person some fantastic people here Kent-man - and thats what makes it so valid to be part of this - all else may happen - MAY..

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Kent-man - in a funny kinda way I admire your fighting spirit.
Like Andy says - it may even work for you.
I've had some ladies PMing me since September who I know will never have sex with I've met ladies who will never have sex with
So has that all been a waste of time for me?
NO!Of course NOT!
To have not had their wit,charm,interllect,compassion,humour and God knows how many other great qualities they've shared with me - well,my life would be the lesser for it.I can only hope I have given them something of the same back too.
That doesn't mean I'm a saint - my sexual feelings are as strong as anybodys could be - and even saints must get horny.. :twisted:
But you can encounter on the board,in PMs or in person some fantastic people here Kent-man - and thats what makes it so valid to be part of this - all else may happen - MAY..

Yeah my fighting spirit may work for me, I will continue my quest with renewed vigour, your admiration adding wind to my sails.
I have not had the same level of success as you and have only managed to be ignored by women who don't want to have sex with me. I hope with perseverance I will one day move on to being insulted by and eventually PM'ing with, ladies who don't want to have sex with me. All that wit and other stuff sounds tidy too, bring it on!

6 Dec 2004

Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on ! wink

Good luck K-man.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.

:shock:

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.

I am going to ignore this post flirty as it all sounds a little unsavoury to me, lonliness, tears and heartache, and although I am loathe to discourage anyone from contacting me, if your intention is to cause any of the above please think of a more suitable recipient..
Anyone with lonliness, heartache or tear gland stimulation on their minds, should, in the first instance contact Flirty-Fruitcake who is experienced in these matters and far better equipped to deal with them than me, as I will have my head firmly planted in the sand.
Thanks smile

6 Dec 2004

..it makes the joyful events all the more profound!

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.

I am going to ignore this post flirty as it all sounds a little unsavoury to me, lonliness, tears and heartache, and although I am loathe to discourage anyone from contacting me, if your intention is to cause any of the above please think of a more suitable recipient..
Anyone with lonliness, heartache or tear gland stimulation on their minds, should, in the first instance contact Flirty-Fruitcake who is experienced in these matters and far better equipped to deal with them than me, as I will have my head firmly planted in the sand.
Thanks smile

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was funny
Jas
XXX

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Jas-Tim
Ah the other side of this is that aspects of it have caused me considerable heartache and,on a couple of occasions,reduced me to tears - there are moments on here where if you get deep into it you can end up feeling like the loneliest person on !
Good luck K-man.

I am going to ignore this post flirty as it all sounds a little unsavoury to me, lonliness, tears and heartache, and although I am loathe to discourage anyone from contacting me, if your intention is to cause any of the above please think of a more suitable recipient..
Anyone with lonliness, heartache or tear gland stimulation on their minds, should, in the first instance contact Flirty-Fruitcake who is experienced in these matters and far better equipped to deal with them than me, as I will have my head firmly planted in the sand.
Thanks smile

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That was funny
Jas
XXX
Is it true that women sleep with men who make them laugh Jas?

6 Dec 2004

Er..make yourself a cuppa and read through my past posts - if I don't like a laugh who does?

6 Dec 2004

What all of them flirty? You are a prolific poster, there are shedloads. Could you not distill it all down to one or two concise sentences for me.
Thanks, looking forward to your abridged notes on succesful posting. smile

6 Dec 2004

You've done 39 posts and are getting into the Forum well on other threads - so you are doing fine.
I just gave you an alternative viewpoint about my mostly fantastic experiences with people on this I've admitted to a couple of tough time connected to here too seems to amuse be it.I've given your thread a few bumps and opened up its potential a bit.I wish you well,good luck and have fun.
Is your PM box snowed under with women for tomorrow yet?

6 Dec 2004

Thanks for all the help and bumps flirty. Hope you don't mind me having a little fun with your posts, you don't strike me as the sort of person who would be overly upset by a little frivolity and all your comments are genuinly appreciated.
As for my in box being snowed under for tomorrow, I think it must be snowed shut. confused

6 Dec 2004

still waiting for the metaphorical PM floodgates to open. Sure it wont be long now.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
Any ladies free tomorrow daytime PM me.

So thats what the advice threads have in them!!! lol

:lol:
Must admit to having a sarcastic sense of humour and find that quite funny!!! :lol:

6 Dec 2004

I haven't taken the advice as gospel Andy. I've applied my own liberal translation to the accepted advice and have achieved an unsurpising absence of success.
In the immortal words of Yazz 'The only way is up'.

6 Dec 2004

Quote by Kent-man
I haven't taken the advice as gospel Andy. I've applied my own liberal translation to the accepted advice and have achieved an unsurpising absence of success.
In the immortal words of Yazz 'The only way is up'.

I like your approach!!! Usaually people disapper after a couple of posts - with a sense of humour like your's I think you'll fit in well around these parts!!!

6 Dec 2004

Thanks for the endorsement andy, now all I need is somewhere for my parts to fit in well around here.
Ladies take pity on me!

6 Dec 2004

Like I said first time - before you reduced me to rubble you "$%Â£"! - as Andy says ,you're different,you're a tryer Kent-man - Ladies - this blokes making a real effort here give him a whirl!

6 Dec 2004

Has anyone else noticed what agreat judge of character Flirty-fruitcake is, and offers astoundingly insightful partner selection advice. Ladies you want to listen to this one!
nice one mate

7 Dec 2004

I'd spend a bit more time in the cafe and get chatting if I was you.
You are quite funny in the odd post :P
Jas
XXX

7 Dec 2004

Cheers Jas, I will make a concerted effort to spend considerable amounts of time in here and the cafe.
Now ladies where are my PM's?

7 Dec 2004

It seems that restricting possible meeting times to a single day may have put one or two ladies off responding, maybe they were busy at work or were near the end of a book,whatever. I've decided to expand potential meeting times somewhat to open it up to the busier ladies amongst you and am now looking to be contacted by ladies who want to meet me at any time at all on any day. So if you can make it PM me.