Dirty ladies wanted

21 Nov 2005

DO NOT REPLY if your under 27, if your over 30 then I consider you TOO OLD and I dont want old people. If your on your bad week then dont bother replying, cant be bothered with crabbit women. You can reply if your ugly but you wont be getting my huge cock anywhere near your ugly body. If you are gorgeous and between 28 and 29 then get in touch and i'll give you a right good shagging. I cant promise you an orgasm but i'll cum at least 4 times for my own pleasure.
I have a fantastic body and expect you to have likewise, small titted people or heaven forbid saggy tits then all your PM's will be binned. I also have a huge cock which can be seen here .
Anal is a must and ideally im looking for 3 girls at once with at least 2 being bisexual. Also I cant travel and I cant accomodate so you must have a car that we can shag in or else be willing to meet on public transport.
I want this to happen this afternoon and hurry, im hard right now so get those pm's flooding in.
mad

21 Nov 2005

actually i found that to stupid to be funny

21 Nov 2005

Pratt springs to mind.

21 Nov 2005

Someone's obviously bored and wanted some attention.
Mal

21 Nov 2005

Quote by Mal
Someone's obviously bored and wanted some attention.
Mal

sorry was i that obvious?

21 Nov 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Someone's obviously bored and wanted some attention.
Mal

sorry was i that obvious?
not you, you muppet! kiss

21 Nov 2005

So provided you are female, between 28 to 29, not sagging anywhere, not on your bad week, up for anal, not ugly, dont want an orgasm, but dont mind if you do cum at least 4 times, have a car........and be available this afternoon
Then you get a shag.........
Sorry, I dont meet half that specification.........
Good luck in your hunt......... lol

Let us know how you get on :lol:

21 Nov 2005

well im 40 but ive got nice tits.....
ill send him a pm anyway just coz i think hes got a nice cock biggrin

21 Nov 2005

Quote by lynx28
DO NOT REPLY if your under 27, if your over 30 then I consider you TOO OLD and I dont want old people. If your on your bad week then dont bother replying, cant be bothered with crabbit women. You can reply if your ugly but you wont be getting my huge cock anywhere near your ugly body. If you are gorgeous and between 28 and 29 then get in touch and i'll give you a right good shagging. I cant promise you an orgasm but i'll cum at least 4 times for my own pleasure.
I have a fantastic body and expect you to have likewise, small titted people or heaven forbid saggy tits then all your PM's will be binned. I also have a huge cock which can be seen here
Anal is a must and ideally im looking for 3 girls at once with at least 2 being bisexual. Also I cant travel and I cant accomodate so you must have a car that we can shag in or else be willing to meet on public transport.
I want this to happen this afternoon and hurry, im hard right now so get those pm's flooding in.

Thats where i've been going wrong....i never went to the same charm school as him lol

!!!!
Heres my 'advert'
hello everyone .I'm in my 30's and looking for a bit of good sex with an attractive,no,stunning have nice shaped tits(aint worried about the size just the shape).My wife would also like to shag this stunning woman as well.
I'll do most things legal (with my wifes consent) as long as it aint to painfull.
Sooooooo hot chicks...anyone up for a bit of fun ???
p.s i might be able to manage 2 'cums' but probably not the 4 that chappo mentioned in his advert,sorry to dissapoint rolleyes

pps my cock aint nowhere big as his but it certainly does go quite hard :!:

21 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
well im 40 but ive got nice tits.....
ill send him a pm anyway just coz i think hes got a nice cock

Oh well if you sending him a PM and your 40 (though you looked older personally ) i'm sending him one, never know we may get luck and get offered a 3sum then we can share his cock

21 Nov 2005

im 40 years young NN you numpty....
anyway for that im gonna do something you warned me not too at chams smile

but first ill make sure i can get away very quickly.....or maybe come down with another lady to chams and go on about cheese cake n garlic bread all evening :)
come on tell the truth....i only look 21.....(lie here please )

21 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
So provided you are female, between 28 to 29, not sagging anywhere, not on your bad week, up for anal, not ugly, dont want an orgasm, but dont mind if you do cum at least 4 times, have a car........and be available this afternoon
Then you get a shag.........
Sorry, I dont meet half that specification.........
Good luck in your hunt.........
Let us know how you get on :lol:

Sounded almost perfect then..... till i realised I had a birthday in May which now makes me too bloody old... just as i was about to phone my 2 girl friends rolleyes

:doh:

21 Nov 2005

yes m8 and tatty is bloody luuuuuuurvely........
dont....mention........camel......toes
:shock:

21 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
yes m8 and tatty is bloody luuuuuuurvely........
dont....mention........camel......toes
:shock:

You'll have kazswallows after me... she's the owner of the camel toe certification redface

21 Nov 2005

well....i voted for yours tatty smile

ahhhh the sweet memory.....
send me a photo for nostalgia sake :)

21 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
im 40 years young NN you numpty....
anyway for that im gonna do something you warned me not too at chams
but first ill make sure i can get away very quickly.....or maybe come down with another lady to chams and go on about cheese cake n garlic bread all evening :)
come on tell the truth....i only look 21.....(lie here please )

what did i warn you not to do :shock:
ok ok i'll be honest i wouldn't have said you was 40

21 Nov 2005

im just sooooooo unapreciated sad

21 Nov 2005

Quote by lynx28
DO NOT REPLY if your under 27, if your over 30 then I consider you TOO OLD and I dont want old people. If your on your bad week then dont bother replying, cant be bothered with crabbit women. You can reply if your ugly but you wont be getting my huge cock anywhere near your ugly body. If you are gorgeous and between 28 and 29 then get in touch and i'll give you a right good shagging. I cant promise you an orgasm but i'll cum at least 4 times for my own pleasure.
I have a fantastic body and expect you to have likewise, small titted people or heaven forbid saggy tits then all your PM's will be binned. I also have a huge cock which can be seen here
Anal is a must and ideally im looking for 3 girls at once with at least 2 being bisexual. Also I cant travel and I cant accomodate so you must have a car that we can shag in or else be willing to meet on public transport.
I want this to happen this afternoon and hurry, im hard right now so get those pm's flooding in.

Is this guy for real! Ive had the shittiest day and this has really cheered me up! There are some strange people out there!

21 Nov 2005

Quote by dargento
im just sooooooo unapreciated

aww i aprechiate you

21 Nov 2005

Quote by redgirlmanc
Is this guy for real! Ive had the shittiest day and this has really cheered me up! There are some strange people out there!

It's meant to be a joke Jackie, an alternate approach I will admit, but a joke........ I hope blink

21 Nov 2005

ur not fussy r u!so how many sincere replies did u get to this post?

21 Nov 2005

Sorry to anyone who's pm I didnt reply to earlier but I had a flood of messages to respond to after less than 30 minutes. Thanks to the 2 girls who gave me a great day on the train, it must have been a privelige for both of you to have spent such quality time with me.
Anyone I didnt reply to, well your not wanted. Please dont pm me again sounding like desperados. rolleyes

ANYONE UP FOR TOMORROW? mad

21 Nov 2005

Don't you just love the smell of bullshit in the morning! lol

21 Nov 2005

Only on a Monday Austin.

21 Nov 2005

Back to reality tomorrow then!

21 Nov 2005

odnt take any more of the red pills.....you want the yellow 1s ...the yellow 1s :shock:

21 Nov 2005

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