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Do you like to take it up the ASS...............?

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Hi I'm an Asian Man,32,5'10" in London, seeking two fit/athletic, horny filfhy minded,nudist girls, one a quarter caste black girl, the other a natural platinum blonde who are both:unattached,childless,very attractive,nonsmokers/nondrinkers,nudists,exhibitionists,18-25,bisexual,live together in Stanmore(Middlesex) or Barnet(Herts), love spraying their man with pee and sticky love juices, wanking/sucking off his cock, flashing their shaven havens in public places, beng watched dpoing their aerobics naked and getting sweaty and who require loyal playmate and lodger in their two bed house, for fun sex and threesome fun. Don't hesitate contact me today with nude pics.
not for me to comment, but i think you could be asking a bit much there , most guys on here will tell you how hard it is to find a single female who will meet up let alone two who fit all your requirements.
good luck
xxfemxxxxx
Hi Buttford
Do they have to be right or left handed ??
You missed out that vital bit of information dunno
Cheers Dan wink
P.S. I am sure you will have no problem finding these two ladies for your scenario :doh:
Something tells me Buttford is winding us up....
The good news is I know 2 girls who fit the description perfectly and who, with a little encouragement are intrested in your proposal.
The bad news is they live 2 miles from your "exclusion zone" and therefore don't qualify for your kind offer.
Ah well, there's always your right hand lol
what a bummer. :doh:
see this site is as bad as the two min joiners say, it never works pmsl rotflmao
on the other hand anyone intrested in metting a fem 34 in cornwall for some mmmf sex??
you must be male , have a c**k and first name starts with z and ends in x , with exactly 100056 hairs on your head, dont think im asking to much confused
xxxxxfemxxxxxxxx
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what a bummer. :doh:
see this site is as bad as the two min joiners say, it never works pmsl rotflmao
on the other hand anyone intrested in metting a fem 34 in cornwall for some mmmf sex??
you must be male , have a c**k and first name starts with z and ends in x , with exactly 100056 hairs on your head, dont think im asking to much confused
xxxxxfemxxxxxxxx

Check list
Male - check
Cock - check
first name starts with z and ends in x - zebedeenex - check
exactly 100056 hairs on your head - err, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, err what? Oh bollocks! one, two, three, four, five, six, seven..............err, what was the question?
Mal
lol
Could be a while yet Fem, might have to get back to you :lol:
oh mal id make the exception for you, ive seen the photos boink
anyhow im a woman and i lie lol (but not always on my back lol)
xfemxxxxxxxxx
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oh mal id make the exception for you, ive seen the photos boink
anyhow im a woman and i lie lol (but not always on my back lol)
xfemxxxxxxxxx

Oh fang q!! biggrin So which bit are you lying about - making an exception for me or the requirements? :shock:
(Hmm - pic looks familiar! :twisted: )
Mal
lol
lol the requirements.
the pic? my new one redface didnt think anyone had seen it yet ???
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lol the requirements.
the pic? my new one redface didnt think anyone had seen it yet ???

oops, sorry surprisedops: . I though I had seen it before, but I was mistaken. Still very nice though lol !
Mal
:lol:
Runs off before she thinks of a suitable chastisement.....!
thankyou,
wink i have other pics maybe youd like to view and see if you recognise any of them?? that will be punishment enough i think lol
There are requirements????? :shock:
Oh bugger! confused
Steve
its ok steve, the only requiremnet being that your still functioning after the munch when you come down this way wink oh oh i know a new requirement, you bring your digi cam :twisted:
xxxxxfemxxxxxxxx
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wink i have other pics maybe youd like to view and see if you recognise any of them?? that will be punishment enough i think lol

Ok, ok - punish me, punish me!! You know where to send them! lol
Mal
:lol:
humm , you really dont want your punnishment do you mal? :twisted:
tried to send you a e-mail but youve exceeded your quota so my pics were returned sad
xxxxxxxxxxxxfemxxxxxxxxx
Bugger!
Not to worry - I've just PM'd you my secret one :small-print: . Only a select number of people know of it, so guard it with your life :sparring: . It should never be disclosed to anyone, unless they are female and say please :grin:
Mal
lol
rolleyes ok ill prepare myself for the lorry load of pms now asking for it lol.
by the way your punnishment has been sent lol accept it like a man :twisted:
im going to appologise as i think ive hijacked this thread, sorry, but the mods were to blame aswell , i think ive punished mal enough and ill deal with steve in a few weeks. i wont post here agian unless i haer of the two elusive females buttford is looking for .
xxxfemxxxxxxxx
Yes, I agree. you deserve punishing Fem. I have exacted retribution in the same manner that befell me - so check your inbox :twisted:
Mal
lol

All this punishment flying around and Magik manages to avoid the lot!.. bolt
Magik
cool