essex guy looking for fun

7 Apr 2005

i currently live in essex and before the summer comes i wondered if there were any ladys that want to keep me fit???

7 Apr 2005

Quote by 12inchguy
i currently live in essex and before the summer comes i wondered if there were any ladys that want to keep me fit???

"12inchguy"?! Really?! You'll be popular enough round here, all right. I've always been curious about such big boys - does it actually fit all the way into a woman? I'd heard that the average vulva-cervix distance was 8" but I can't remember where I read it.
This reminds me of the old joke about the guy with VD who makes an appointment at his local STD clinic. He goes to the building on the appointed day, but goes in the wrong door into the chiropodists in the same building. He gives his name to the receptionist who tells him to go straight into the surgery, where the doctor's sitting at his desk writing up notes. The quack says: "get it out and put it on the table, and I'll be with you in a moment". The bloke shrugs, whips out his dick, and whaps it on the operating table. When the chiropodist turns round he gasps in amazement and exclaims: "That's not a foot!"
"No," says the bloke, "but it's a fucking good 11 inches!"
I'll get me coat...
Mr Licks