Fabio and Kylie (Bradford)

1 Jan 2005

Hey there girls (please note guys i said girls not guys)
Me and the missus were wondering if there are any single or attached women (18-35) near us, because there seems to be an abundance of penis and testosterone in West Yorkshire.
So if you/r:
1. A women ---this means your not a guy
2. Around 18-35ish
3. Kinky
4. Can possibly accomadate
5. Can provide pics and number to prove your gen
6. Not a lesbian (that would make me unemployed)
Please pm us or drop us an email telling us bout your self
We would love to hear from you hump

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2 Jan 2005

Wow Fabio and Kylie.A musclebound hunky male model and an Australian pop princess together at last and they want people to join them(well ladies anyway).Just goes to show that the rich and famous have needs too.
Sorry guys, i'm taking the piss but it was too good to resist and hope you're not offended. biggrin

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2 Jan 2005

its ok, we thought it was humourous too biggrin

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2 Jan 2005

you have a sense of humour,coz some folks in here don't seem to have one question,what are Viking eyes?Really blue or something?Al

2 Jan 2005

well they're brown actually, but kylies are blue, bright blue,
I once saw a painting of a viking and all i noticed was his eyes, really intriguing, then the missus said i had big brown eyes like him, and the rest as they say is history.
Sorry it wasnt all that interesting, nothing like George Cloony telling me im big, strong and hung the length of a strong boat, no, nothing like that
nothing that great ever happens in Bradford banghead

2 Jan 2005

can i just say that i hope you are paying me rights for the name "fabio" or my gang of columbian kneecappers...ahem... i meant my lawyers will be in touch....
biggrin

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sean xxxxxxxxx

3 Jan 2005

im awfully sorry bout that. i think i should adopt a different name, what do you think?
I was thinking of something Spanish like Ricky Martin........the 2nd