HI
Any fem want to meet up for some lunch Sunday (24th)? My treat! Ladies 18 - 45.
Some small talk and nice food (hopefully)...followed by a Sunday drive with a 'stop off' for some fingers and thumbs *wink*
Nice guy, easily pleased.
44/m/livi WE read profile/ad.
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Fem wanted for Sunday Lunch in Lothian area
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Oh - I'm sorry.
You're quite correct. I should have taken far more time to compose a proper post.
Perhaps I should be more clear.
I'll be having roast pork, crackling of course, some roast spuds, steamed vegetables - probably broccoli and possibly that crinkle cut type cabbage and carrots.
She usually does some stuffing too. Ooo-er, Missus
There'll be black pepper and coarse salt, and a dish of apple slop. I say slop because she picked up the smooth stuff at Tesco last week, rather than the "lumpy" apple sauce I prefer.
I'll probably wash it down with either mineral water, or a homemade mix of lime and lemonade or fresh orange (with bits in) and lemonade. Normally, I'd have a glass of Frascati with pork, even though, technically, pork is a red meat, or possibly a glass or two of John Smith's Extra Smooth beer. But as I'm on a few different medications, I think it's better that I avoid alcohol.
My guess is, chef will have a glass of that pink wine she likes.
Due to being not very active because of illness, I ought really to fore go the cakey bun for afters and just take a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Douwe Egberts, I think. Although there's a very nice Tesco branded ground coffee that I become quite partial to.
Hopefully all this will be done and and the meal allowed to settle, before 3:30, when as is the norm at weekends, she demands I perform my "duties" in the bedroom. Or lounge floor. I'm not yet quite up to performing the chair-fuck. The hips and thighs are almost ready, but I don't have the strength in my hands/wrists to be able to grip the chair arms with enough power to "rattle" the chair, bringing the back of it off the floor as I slam into her. I don't think the weather will improve sufficiently today so that she'd enjoy doing it on the patio, and anyway - the recent high winds have snapped a couple of fence posts, and although the panels haven't fallen over as such, there is enough of a gap for the neighbours to see through. A little too blatant exhibitionism I think. And to be perfectly frank (or Bob) I'm sure the guy next door only gets off when he thinks we don't know he's there as he watches us in under the parasol lights from his upstairs window.
Enjoy your lunch pete_smith89
I know I will.
Oh - btw. The "alternative" you asked about in your second post is to have people PM you via the site internal mail system. Hope that helps.
You're quite correct. I should have taken far more time to compose a proper post.
Perhaps I should be more clear.
I'll be having roast pork, crackling of course, some roast spuds, steamed vegetables - probably broccoli and possibly that crinkle cut type cabbage and carrots.
She usually does some stuffing too. Ooo-er, Missus
There'll be black pepper and coarse salt, and a dish of apple slop. I say slop because she picked up the smooth stuff at Tesco last week, rather than the "lumpy" apple sauce I prefer.
I'll probably wash it down with either mineral water, or a homemade mix of lime and lemonade or fresh orange (with bits in) and lemonade. Normally, I'd have a glass of Frascati with pork, even though, technically, pork is a red meat, or possibly a glass or two of John Smith's Extra Smooth beer. But as I'm on a few different medications, I think it's better that I avoid alcohol.
My guess is, chef will have a glass of that pink wine she likes.
Due to being not very active because of illness, I ought really to fore go the cakey bun for afters and just take a cup of freshly brewed coffee. Douwe Egberts, I think. Although there's a very nice Tesco branded ground coffee that I become quite partial to.
Hopefully all this will be done and and the meal allowed to settle, before 3:30, when as is the norm at weekends, she demands I perform my "duties" in the bedroom. Or lounge floor. I'm not yet quite up to performing the chair-fuck. The hips and thighs are almost ready, but I don't have the strength in my hands/wrists to be able to grip the chair arms with enough power to "rattle" the chair, bringing the back of it off the floor as I slam into her. I don't think the weather will improve sufficiently today so that she'd enjoy doing it on the patio, and anyway - the recent high winds have snapped a couple of fence posts, and although the panels haven't fallen over as such, there is enough of a gap for the neighbours to see through. A little too blatant exhibitionism I think. And to be perfectly frank (or Bob) I'm sure the guy next door only gets off when he thinks we don't know he's there as he watches us in under the parasol lights from his upstairs window.
Enjoy your lunch pete_smith89
I know I will.
Oh - btw. The "alternative" you asked about in your second post is to have people PM you via the site internal mail system. Hope that helps.
Sex God
@ DB Quote by dambuster
I'll be having roast pork, crackling of course, some roast spuds, steamed vegetables - probably broccoli and possibly that crinkle cut type cabbage and carrots.
She usually does some stuffing too. Ooo-er, Missus
There'll be black pepper and coarse salt, and a dish of apple slop. I say slop because she picked up the smooth stuff at Tesco last week, rather than the "lumpy" apple sauce I prefer.
I'll probably wash it down with either mineral water, or a homemade mix of lime and lemonade or fresh orange (with bits in) and lemonade. Normally, I'd have a glass of Frascati with pork, even though, technically, pork is a red meat, or possibly a glass or two of John Smith's Extra Smooth beer.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:
Quote by sexyjo
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:
Be careful what you wish for sexyjo.
The whole db-HLB thing started with food (and photos)
Quote by HLB
You must come round for lunch sometime
You might want to wait until the weather improves a little though, when the entertaining will move outside to the kebab stand and patio.
The fence will be repaired by then too
Quote by pete_smith89
HI
Any fem want to meet up for some lunch Sunday (24th)? My treat! Ladies 18 - 45.
Some small talk and nice food (hopefully)...followed by a Sunday drive with a 'stop off' for some fingers and thumbs *wink*
Nice guy, easily pleased.
44/m/livi WE read profile/ad.
Pete xx
Pete, please don't take offence.
I'm just in one of those "frivolous" type moods today.
And bear in mind - at least it's kept your thread near the top of the page
Quote by dambuster
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm that sounds DELICIOUS!!!! I wish someone'd come and cook sunday lunch for me
Just some rhubarb crumble and ice cream for pud and it'd be perfect....... :twisted:
Be careful what you wish for sexyjo.
The whole db-HLB thing started with food (and photos)
Quote by HLB
You must come round for lunch sometime
You might want to wait until the weather improves a little though, when the entertaining will move outside to the kebab stand and patio.
The fence will be repaired by then too
Lol, sounds perfect - food and sex are always a perfect combination :twisted:
Quote by dambuster
Fem wanted for Sunday lunch ?????????????????
:shock:
I'm having pork
Quote by pete_smith89
I'm glad you thought that funny enough to post.
DUH!
I know, I agree - this is far funnier...
M43 WE west lothian, likes to masterbate while girls watch and tease (and more if they like what they see).
Available daytimes mostly but some nights too.
I got partner but she don't know what I get up to lol
msg me if you're interested.
Will travel within reason.
Pete
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Fem wanted for Sunday lunch ?????????????????
:shock:
I'm having pork
Quote by pete_smith89
I'm glad you thought that funny enough to post.
DUH!
I know, I agree - this is far funnier...
M43 WE west lothian, likes to masterbate while girls watch and tease (and more if they like what they see).
Available daytimes mostly but some nights too.
I got partner but she don't know what I get up to lol
msg me if you're interested.
Will travel within reason.
Pete
Quote by Bloke2005
Yes, I did think that - should I edit it?
Too late honey :wink:
Like it, by the way
