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ill have you know my meats always fresh...........
biggrin :D :D
Quote by TallFunLondon
Not in the Midlands and dont dare PM you - but if you are ever in the south east and fancy and adventure....

You should learn to be more daring mi deary wink
Quote by dargento
ill have you know my meats always fresh...........
biggrin :D :D

I don't doubt it rolleyes
Hi Polo........
now for my tarting bit..........
1) You know what i look......
2) I am 5 4, brown hair, red eyes. tight fitted boxershorts, live in midlands
ummmmmmmm rolleyes
sorry hun cudnt resist....yes it is all lies
Quote by MikeC
Hi Polo........
now for my tarting bit..........
1) You know what i look......
2) I am 5 4, brown hair, red eyes. tight fitted boxershorts, live in midlands
ummmmmmmm rolleyes
sorry hun cudnt resist....yes it is all lies

Yeah right :roll:
Pololady
I'm outside your age range and although my meat may not be fresh it is well preserved.
I am 6' tall and like to make things last. Although I live 'down South', I am often up in Leicester at the weekend. Perhaps we could meet up sometime and see how it goes ...
Quote by Jay
Pololady
I'm outside your age range and although my meat may not be fresh it is well preserved.
I am 6' tall and like to make things last. Although I live 'down South', I am often up in Leicester at the weekend. Perhaps we could meet up sometime and see how it goes ...

Who knows - whilst all replied will be there for future reference, I am focusing on the locals for the time being. Thanks for the reply though wink
Awwww no follow up confused
i didnt fall at the first did i? :cry:
Need any bouncers to keep the que tidy?
Hi ya
would love to get down and dirty with you, i will give you more than just a short sharp poke ....ha ha
Am in bucks area...give us a shout if you are ever this way
Rob
Rob I have deleted your avatar, no genital shots please.
Maybe you should read the AUPs rolleyes
Quote by stourbridgeswinger
Awwww no follow up confused
i didnt fall at the first did i? :cry:
Need any bouncers to keep the que tidy?

Not sure - let me track back :?
do you ever venture up to the north east or teeside areas polo lady?
Quote by will9
do you ever venture up to the north east or teeside areas polo lady?

I can't say I make that a regular journey hun.
well i dont mind a bit of travelling if you fancy getting together sometime
Dear Polo Lady,
Thank you for your most interesting and entertaining raft of comments to your ad. for "Fresh Meat". I look forward to following it's and your progress.
Regards
Dijon
hi hun we are in nottingham and are looking to go to a club in shef or leisester, we would love to hear from you x
Quote by Phoenix
Me ??
Cured in Brine and bottled in Formaldehyde. I suppose that is me out of the picture then lol
phredd :love:

I'll let you know when I am doing an oldies night babe wink
:lol: :lol: :lol:
And what about me, my zimmer framehas go faster stripes on it... must count for summat :lol:
Erm we are talking Gurney here . Zimmer Frames are for young boy races :wink:
phredd
Quote by jamesandjo
hi hun we are in nottingham and are looking to go to a club in shef or leisester, we would love to hear from you x

Don't go to a club in Leicester - one is the most horrid dive in the world and the other dump caught fire lol
Quote by Dijon
Dear Polo Lady,
Thank you for your most interesting and entertaining raft of comments to your ad. for "Fresh Meat". I look forward to following it's and your progress.
Regards
Dijon

I am glad you are enjoying it - I plan to be getting my enjoyment from it quite soon wink
SO what are you on the look out for fesh meat then, Im as frsh as they come. Just joined. :shock:
hi there Jamie here aged 29 from South midlands area. I am a slim athletic looking guy who is a member of Chameleons! I have posted a few topics on here looking for a female partner who would partner me to chameleons on occasions. I am very open minded and up for most things.
If yu are interested or want to know a bit more please get in contact
Quote by jamieuk
hi there Jamie here aged 29 from South midlands area. I am a slim athletic looking guy who is a member of Chameleons! I have posted a few topics on here looking for a female partner who would partner me to chameleons on occasions. I am very open minded and up for most things.
If yu are interested or want to know a bit more please get in contact

Hmmm being a member of Chams could be a bonus - unless I have already had you there :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Dear Polo Lady,
Thank you for your most interesting and entertaining raft of comments to your ad. for "Fresh Meat". I look forward to following it's and your progress.
Regards
Dijon

I am glad you are enjoying it - I plan to be getting my enjoyment from it quite soon wink
i heard that 1 of them was a real tip ....but the one that caught fire was really hot .................

Quote by PoloLady

[hijack mode=off
Right what do i say here? Sorry im new,....right well you sound like a very nice gal, who knows whta she wants, you might think im young but, ive had some different sexual partners and i live in the midlands, well leicester.......i would love to hear from you, jamie
Hiya!
Im a str8 male, 27, slim, toned, attractive, from Reading. 5ft 8 tall....8 1/2'' circumcised, a heavy cummer and last long in the sack....
I've got brown oval shaped come to bed eyes, a taught young body, black hair....
Let me know! wink
Quote by davidsplayroom
Hi therePolo, what can I say to introduce myself? Other than maybe you could have seen me around. I am in the mids, a newbie so still fresh. I am a little older than you asked for. I consider myself a very young forty in terms of fitness and sporting activity and still live it up a little. I have joined this site because I have decided that life is too short to leave things to fate and I am looking for someone to have fun with. It might be for a few weeks, months or years, who knows? I am educated, polite, well spoken. I am looking for new friends who enjoy the things I do and that I can share fun times with. I think I am fun loving but caring and considerate and open and honest. I am also 6' tall, witty and charming. I love sport and travel. I scuba dive, go hill walking and cycling. I also enjoy good food and drink, eating out. I am well grounded and happy and secure, own house, car etc. I am looking for someone who is funny but strong in character, warm by nature, and tactile and considerate and fun to be with. A woman who instinctively knows when to be a lady and when not to be. Sorry, I’m waffling. If you think that sounds like you, why not get in touch on

At this moment in time I am consumed by the need to ask one question. Just one question that I cannot stop thinking. This questions is overwhelming my power of thought so much - I just have to ask it............
Why does your ass look so white? :shock:
Quote by jamious
you might think im young but,

I might do if I actually knew how old you are confused
sad well thats not nice...everyone seems to get a witty rejoinder from Polo and not me...was it something I said? Didn't think a brief intro was that obscene...