Female pole dancers required Monday15th november warwicks

9 Nov 2004

As stated above
have a night to kill
40 year old ugly bloke looking for a group of pole dancers to entertain me
come on what are you waiting for
easy assures me this will work rolleyes

9 Nov 2004

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9 Nov 2004

i dont have a pole, and i cant dance.
however... i do a mean line of origami models!
what time will you be wanting me?

9 Nov 2004

please WBB
right thats one then
you see SH does work lol

9 Nov 2004

WBB I have a broom you can dance round?
Dawn :silly:

9 Nov 2004

oh warwick if only i was not on my hols....as you can see from avavtar i can dance and wiggle with the best !!!!!

9 Nov 2004

Quote by Dawn_Mids
WBB I have a broom you can dance round?
Dawn :silly:

if i put the end up my bum.. i can clean his house at the same time!
see warwick... this is gonna pay off! lol

9 Nov 2004

If not a broom, perhaps he can lend them a Dyson?
Come on ladies, surely you can help out this lonely old fart, I mean kindly, elderly gentleman in his hours of need? I mean, just think, one day you too could be in his position, time on your hands, hoping a young stud will come along and entertain you for the night!
Mal
cool

Always ready to lend a helping hand to needy folk lol

9 Nov 2004

WBB don't forget your maids out fit :giggle:
Dawn :silly:

9 Nov 2004

Good old Easy what a cracking response
great idea WBB lol

incidentally did anyone else previously think Deancannock was a bloke :shock:
come as quite a revelation that shes not
funny name for a girl confused

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9 Nov 2004

As stated above
have a night to kill
40 year old ugly bloke looking for a group of pole dancers to entertain me
come on what are you waiting for
Hold your horses there warwick...where does it state here that the dancers have to be women.....and good job it doesn't either....else have you up before the sex discrimination board !!!

9 Nov 2004

The clues in the title dean lol

:lol: :lol:

9 Nov 2004

right then I'm off to the sex discrimination board now...oh boy you will be sorry now !!!

9 Nov 2004

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Can't believe that you doubted me. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
*easy goes off to see if the same sort of thing will work for him as well*

9 Nov 2004

If only I wasn't washing my hair that night :doh: :cry: :cry:
I always miss out !!!!

9 Nov 2004

Ive got a shower and an old bar of Pears soap so you could do both lol

9 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Ive got a shower and an old bar of Pears soap so you could do both

dont fall for that one you need a taxi to get to his shower

9 Nov 2004

So is this an official hijack of the LMU forum?
Lets have a roll-call...
easy..... well I'm here
Warwick..... Definately here
Davej..... just shown up
Neilinleeds.......Neilinleeds......... Where the bloody hell is NIL. There's always one that spoils it for the rest. wink

I'll get Countess to smackbottom

him at the next munch. mad

9 Nov 2004

Just test driving a new forum Easy
I think you can get too comfortable in your old forum
so today the warwicks have invaded all 3
so where is NIL rolleyes

9 Nov 2004

Sorry I cannot help, I'm doing my hair and nails

9 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Just test driving a new forum Easy
I think you can get too comfortable in your old forum

:cheers: :thumbup:

Quote by warwick
so today the warwicks have invaded all 3

Tomorrow the world.... MHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :twisted:

Quote by warwick
so where is NIL

9 Nov 2004

Sarah you could borrow the bar of pears soapn aswell
and as for nails Ive got a black and decker orbital sander and some pinking shears in the shed lol

so you can kill two birds with one stone :lol: :lol:

9 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Sarah you could borrow the bar of pears soapn aswell
and as for nails Ive got a black and decker orbital sander and some pinking shears in the shed
so you can kill two birds with one stone :lol: :lol:

B & D sander, you really know how to treat a girl well :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

9 Nov 2004

Quote by warwick
Sarah you could borrow the bar of pears soapn aswell
and as for nails Ive got a black and decker orbital sander and some pinking shears in the shed
so you can kill two birds with one stone :lol: :lol:

Hope there's enough on that old bar of soap for 2 Sarah would u like me to lather u up

9 Nov 2004

Woo Hoo thats three then
warwick thinks hed better clean the shower room and remove the worst of the crumbling masonry from the bathroom rolleyes

9 Nov 2004

Hope there's enough on that old bar of soap for 2 Sarah would u like me to lather u up
Bring it on hun..................

9 Nov 2004

I'm free Monday night and I could bring my carrot stew with me.............

9 Nov 2004

Pole dancing hmmmmm
been a few years but yeah I can pole dance .... used to have a job in a nightclub (fully clothed I will add) pole dancing (and no it wasn't sleazy at all).
however,
I have no pole and Morbius is at uni that night so no can do !
Sowwy dunno

10 Nov 2004

Right good morning
applications are still being sought for the position of pole dancer warwicks please apply here and dont nock me over in the rush wink