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hi all you horny females if you need satisfaction hard sex pussy licking etc i am your man come and get me ladies
good luck, i can see you will be a busy man, your inbox will be flowing......
ooo me me me i want some of that!!!! :happy:
how could i possibly resist such an offer?????
rolleyes
:lol2:
Saw this and just had to log in to follow it.
What a post. confused: No profile, no Pics and you want fun.
The ladies will be in soon to take care of you. Dont run away
Phredd
Quote by sexkittenhfx
ooo me me me i want some of that!!!! :happy:
how could i possibly resist such an offer?????
rolleyes

Sexkitten are you tarting??????????????? lol
Sarah hun xxx
Be gentle with him lol
Medic
I can fully assure you I am NOT going to touch him at all lol
But I wish him well, and hope he finds what he is looking for.
Quote by Sarah
ooo me me me i want some of that!!!! :happy:
how could i possibly resist such an offer?????
rolleyes

Sexkitten are you tarting??????????????? lol
moi tarting???:angel:

i only wish i knew how........... wink
Quote by redwine_lover
Can i have his cast offs !!!!!!!!
RWL
xx

no you blinkin well cannot, you can have me first and flippin well be grateful :P
Quote by essex34m
good luck, i can see you will be a busy man, your inbox will be flowing......

Now have you realised where you've been going wrong !!!!
rotflmao
Quote by duncster
hi all you horny females if you need satisfaction hard sex pussy licking etc i am your man come and get me ladies

any horny females that you can't handle...please pass them onto me - much appreciated.
CC..... cool
Can't blame him for trying... got 3 adverts up, of no more than three lines each...
Shows a lot of effort.... not rolleyes
He needs moving to LMU as he is the cafe at the moment cool
Quote by duncster
hi all you horny females if you need satisfaction hard sex pussy licking etc i am your man come and get me ladies

:shock: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Pussies are much better when soft and puffy, than hard.
Quote by duncster
hi all you horny females if you need satisfaction hard sex pussy licking etc i am your man come and get me ladies

Your get hair balls doing that :shock:
come on give the guy a break.......nothing wrong at all with his post!
Who am i fucking kidding! lol
Well I think you are all being far too harsh, the post was concise and well worded, with no ambiguity as to what was to be expected by either party.
I’m so impressed with his style, I intend to copy it for my self……
Hey! Darkfire…get you arse over here and let me give you a right good .hey! mmumph gak!!! Mummfugh… get off me ya silly twa…gnuffik…….
We apologise for this break in posting, but Stormwalker is feeling a tad unwell (and has had to be restrained for his own safety) rolleyes
Firelizard… redface
Quote by duncster
i am your man come and get me ladies

Don't worry duncster... They will... they will....but not quite how you expect !
Quote by peenut
i am your man come and get me ladies

Don't worry duncster... They will... they will....but not quite how you expect !
peenut- exactly what i was thinking! i'm heading straight for him, but yes, not as he expects
oh wait- his profile doesn't say where he's from, how will i (and all those others looking for hard sex) know where to find him?!!
any ideas anyone?
lol
Quote by duncster
hi all you horny females if you need satisfaction hard sex pussy licking etc i am your man come and get me ladies

OMG where have you been all my life worship
I would PM you but I know you'll never notice it amongst all the other PM's you'll be getting so Hi anyway wave
Mrs Lizard xxxxx
so you going to give all the girls a hint how to find you? how will you choose between all the thousands that must be queueing up now!!!
pick me pick me! den said i could!!!!!
FFS ! I leave the building for a few hours and someone lets the muppets in :doh:
Q What SH member has charm, sophistication and oozes sex appeal?
A All of them except for this w*nker !
pass me the barge pole please? poke
grab yer coat Dunc, you've pulled :giggle:
You're kidding Meaty ! I wouldn't touch him with yours ! rolleyes
how about i shag you and then tell him what he missed rotflmao
Quote by meat2pleaseu
how about i shag you and then tell him what he missed rotflmao

oh Meaty, you smooth talker you kiss Now if HE'D have come up with that line, I think he'd have more of a response than 'p*ss off wanker' rolleyes
Quote by firelizard
Hey! Darkfire…get you arse over here and let me give you a right good .hey! mmumph gak!!! Mummfugh… get off me ya silly twa…gnuffik…….

Note I am :gagged:
i am being a good girl today biggrin