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Clean and discreet voyeur offers his central London flat to couples in return for watching only. Very central, big bed and shower facilities. Quick contact by phone and directions. No fees either way.
My mother and family are due over from India next week - how long is this free flat available for please? dunno
Its only free for couples to have sex mate, not relatives on a visit !!!!!!
I can ask them if they will have sex for you - they are very open minded and it is there first time in London so they won't know any different and will think it is just a custom..... confused
Quote by bot2om69
ffs !!! rolleyes

What? dunno
Well Bloke2005, at least in answering you might cause others to read the post. But in all seriousness, I don't think your idea will work. Try Travelodge I hear they have rooms for £26.
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ffs !!! rolleyes

What? dunno
Bloke......behave yourself!
Quote by da69ve
ffs !!! rolleyes

What? dunno
Bloke......behave yourself!
lol
Quote by Bloke2005
ffs !!! rolleyes

What? dunno
Bloke......behave yourself!
oi - behave! this might come in useful for the London Munch! wink :wink: :wink: :wink:
Enough of the dim wit comedian Masquerading as Swingers. Back to the original post :arrow:
Quote by James_London
Clean and discreet voyeur offers his central London flat to couples in return for watching only. Very central, big bed and shower facilities. Quick contact by phone and directions. No fees either way.
Quote by Bloke2005
I can ask them if they will have sex for you - they are very open minded and it is there first time in London so they won't know any different and will think it is just a custom..... confused
rotflmao
Quote by James_London
Well Bloke2005, at least in answering you might cause others to read the post. But in all seriousness, I don't think your idea will work. Try Travelodge I hear they have rooms for £26.

were gong to stop at the travel lodge with blokes family then smile ,
its a bit mean you turning them down !!! wink or is it due to a heaving inbox of replies :P :taz:
Quote by James_London
Well Bloke2005, at least in answering you might cause others to read the post. But in all seriousness, I don't think your idea will work. Try Travelodge I hear they have rooms for £26.

were gong to stop at the travel lodge with blokes family then smile ,
its a bit mean you turning them down !!! wink or is it due to a heaving inbox of replies :P :taz:
Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl
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Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl

pmsl judy lol :lol: :lol: , so as much as you still refuse our familys, lodge is gonna be swinging and your place not so much , my gran has bowl problems james so plenty of dirty fun there wink :wink:
Quote by James_London
Clean and discreet voyeur offers his central London flat to couples in return for watching only. Very central, big bed and shower facilities. Quick contact by phone and directions. No fees either way.

Quote by James_London
Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl

You only wanted to watch, now you want to have some dirty fun?
Bloke, you are naughty lol
pmsl bloke......gawd it took em long enough to see the funny side dint it banghead
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Bloke2005
I can ask them if they will have sex for you - they are very open minded and it is there first time in London so they won't know any different and will think it is just a custom..... confused

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: I like that 1 hehehehe
shaz x
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Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl

you mean you want to see some pigs going at it
oooo errrrrrrrr what ever floats ya boat
mind you isnt there a certain training centre in london
ewwww thats put me of my bacon butty wink
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl

you mean you want to see some pigs going at it
oooo errrrrrrrr what ever floats ya boat
mind you isnt there a certain training centre in london
ewwww thats put me of my bacon butty wink
So, all joking apart is the offer still available as I too have some relatives coming to stay from India. Its a small world isn't it Bloke 2005?
Just tip me the wink and I'll give Uncle Sanjay and Auntie Muktee and the 24 kids a quick call.
I know its no fees but they will cook you a mean curry I'm sure? Tempting eh?
Quote by tameside_couple
Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl

you mean you want to see some pigs going at it
oooo errrrrrrrr what ever floats ya boat
mind you isnt there a certain training centre in london
ewwww thats put me of my bacon butty wink
Don't scoff at pigs so quickly I heard that the female swine orgasm lasts a full 30 minutes :twisted:
DD
Quote by tameside_couple
Mmm. Ok funny side seen, but is this a swining site or open mic night at the comedy club?? Have fun by all means but I wnat to have soem dirty fun while I provide some comfort for a cpl

you mean you want to see some pigs going at it
oooo errrrrrrrr what ever floats ya boat
mind you isnt there a certain training centre in london
ewwww thats put me of my bacon butty wink
Don't scoff at pigs so quickly I heard that the female swine orgasm lasts a full 30 minutes :twisted:
DD