Free plumbing service (lancs)

30 Sep 2005

I am offering a free plumbing service for women in lancashire in return for sexual favours. Please pm me for details or emailmy verified email address

30 Sep 2005

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Oooooooooo that's novel!

30 Sep 2005

Is it allowed on here :shock:

30 Sep 2005

I'm kinda wondering whether this is within the AUP confused

:? :? :? .. but anyway, I have a dodgy toilet flush since Freckledbird broke it at the party lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

30 Sep 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm kinda wondering whether this is within the AUP :? :? :? .. but anyway, I have a dodgy toilet flush since Freckledbird broke it at the party :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't, it was already broken, honest. Wolvie tried to mend it. biggrin

30 Sep 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'm kinda wondering whether this is within the AUP :? :? :? .. but anyway, I have a dodgy toilet flush since Freckledbird broke it at the party :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't, it was already broken, honest. Wolvie tried to mend it. biggrin

Yes, Wolvie did try to mend it, so did I..... and again, and again, and again.......... and today rolleyes

.... it does flush, but only when it feels like it.
I have no clue what sexual act a toilet flush equates to :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Sep 2005

With most toilet flushes, its a quick grasp, pull, and let go. Surely a sexual favour should equate to this??? smile

30 Sep 2005

Well if any ladies want any Joinery work doing?????

30 Sep 2005

new it would get interesting,..............,my tools are ready and waiting for my first job!!!!!

30 Sep 2005

What sort of plumber has to advertise on here to get his pipes drained confused

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30 Sep 2005

Quote by Dune
Well if any ladies want any Joinery work doing?????

OMG... a plumber, now a joiner.... :shock:
We only need a brickie and a roofer now and we can start getting houses built for nothing! lol

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30 Sep 2005

I want a shower fitting is that plumbing

30 Sep 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
I want a shower fitting is that plumbing

Need an electrician there as well Debz wink

Oh yes, to build a free SH house we'd need a leccy too, but I know one of those --- so got that one sorted :P

30 Sep 2005

Blue throw him my way ill have my shower in no time and 2 guys mmmm yeah think i can manage that lol

30 Sep 2005

I need a shower fitting what is needed for payment rolleyes

30 Sep 2005

He has gone down the U bend and up the alley of no return!
His joints have been welded together and his ardour drowned in the cesspool of stagnation.
BANNEDin case I was being too esoteric!!
rolleyes

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30 Sep 2005

Shame.......I have loads of plumbing jobs need doing but alas you are too far away!!...... sad

1 Oct 2005

Hey I'm an engineer trained in electronics, electrical, and mechanical work ...... surely I'm qualified to carry out all the repairs on the SH sex toys then :!: biggrin

.... could be a big job that though - might have to carry out some battery to mains conversions judging by some of the posts on here redface

...... anyone or anything need a good service confused

: :shock: wink

1 Oct 2005

Hi,
I am going to jump on the bandwagon and offer a free telephone service for sexual the bloody plumber can get away with it so can I,NO WONDER YOU CAN NEVER GETA PLUMBER THEY ARE ALWAYS ON THE JOB.
Anyway PM me if you are interested in and extension!!!!!!!!!

1 Oct 2005

Well not only am I a Joiner but I am a chartered Civil Engineer. So if you need any extentionsdesigning!!!!! wink

1 Oct 2005

electrician and landscaper here - id trim the bushes!!

1 Oct 2005

Ho hum......... off to mend my toilet flush again banghead

1 Oct 2005

well ive got my own building company with all trades ................. but obviously id be taking any payment

1 Oct 2005

So weve got the engineer, the joiner, plumber and various other trades so all we need now is the client....

1 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'm kinda wondering whether this is within the AUP :? :? :? .. but anyway, I have a dodgy toilet flush since Freckledbird broke it at the party :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't, it was already broken, honest. Wolvie tried to mend it. biggrin

And you were both in the toilet at the same time because.........?
lhk
Kat

1 Oct 2005

Quote by KitKat
I'm kinda wondering whether this is within the AUP :? :? :? .. but anyway, I have a dodgy toilet flush since Freckledbird broke it at the party :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't, it was already broken, honest. Wolvie tried to mend it. biggrin

And you were both in the toilet at the same time because.........?
lhk
Kat
We weren't, honest KitKat - I was going in as he was coming out.
God, that sounds even worse surprised

ops:
Sod it, I ain't changing it now :D

1 Oct 2005

Quote by freckledbird
I'm kinda wondering whether this is within the AUP :? :? :? .. but anyway, I have a dodgy toilet flush since Freckledbird broke it at the party :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I didn't, it was already broken, honest. Wolvie tried to mend it. biggrin

And you were both in the toilet at the same time because.........?
lhk
Kat
We weren't, honest KitKat - I was going in as he was coming out.
God, that sounds even worse surprised

ops:
Sod it, I ain't changing it now :D And I suppose you are saying now that you just gave it a tug, and it came off in your hand, but that is only because Wolvie must have been in there tugging it himself before you?
lhk

1 Oct 2005

Hope you didnt take the top off and start delving inside to see if you could fix it? Plumbing can be hard to fix lol

2 Oct 2005

Did you meddle with the ballcock Blue? innocent

2 Oct 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
I want a shower fitting is that plumbing

Need an electrician there as well Debz wink

Problem is you need one thats got a covernment cert now...
Bang goes my total house re-wiring by myself as i'm not allowed to do it now confused

now I need to get a bloke in to do the same job but charge me the cost of the wire and fuse box and another 2 grand on top for labour... and the bastards dont even fix the plaster and wall paper.
With gas I can understand... but electrics... bar pulling the supply fuse if its red you are dead how simple is that?
Gas takes a lot more skill, the smalest hole or incorectly solered joint and kerboom, with wire... screw it in.. job done as long as you dont swap the live to the neutral on the switch so the off is still live... very simple... just dont go for 3phase HT industrial cos thats a whole new world of pain!