Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login

Fuck me NOW................

last reply
71 replies
4.5k views
9 watchers
0 likes
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:
Am in Manchester Tues night if you fancy a shag then
lol
:twisted: let me know when & where :twisted:
if you're ever in Herts - let me know!
Quote by naked-cleaner
Am in Manchester Tues night if you fancy a shag then
lol

I don't do sex on Tuesdays. It's illegal.
Quote by scooter99
:twisted: let me know when & where :twisted:

Be here in 10 mins
Quote by sausage2
if you're ever in Herts - let me know!

I never travel south of the West Mids... I don't have the relevant passport documentation.
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!
Quote by bluexxx
Am in Manchester Tues night if you fancy a shag then
lol

I don't do sex on Tuesdays. It's illegal.
That's my line!! :lol:
Quote by scooter99
:twisted: let me know when & where :twisted:

Be here in 10 mins
I can make it in 25? hump
Quote by sausage2
if you're ever in Herts - let me know!

I never travel south of the West Mids... I don't have the relevant passport documentation.
Mal
wink
Quote by redgirlmanc
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

Have a good party tonight
NC
xxxx
Quote by redgirlmanc
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

I'd love to come but I already have plans :twisted:
Quote by Mal
I can make it in 25? hump

So............. where are you then? Has SatNav sent you the wrong way again? lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx
Theres always my party tonight Blue! Im sure we could make room for u!

I'd love to come but I already have plans :twisted:
Quote by Mal
I can make it in 25? hump

So............. where are you then? Has SatNav sent you the wrong way again? lol :lol: :lol:
you never said yes!!! Muppet! smackbottom
Right - should I start the clock again? bolt
Mal
wink
Quote by Mal
Right - should I start the clock again? bolt

Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by bluexxx

Right - should I start the clock again? bolt

Too late, the queue is already round the corner and all the way under the railway bridge lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bloody timewasters! :taz:
Never mind (I know a shortcut!! :rascal: )
Mal
wink
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

Are you doing days as well as nights now then? wink :P
I thought you were fully booked up? :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

When?
Where?
How much?
He He!!!
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
:grin:

Isn't this what we call " an offer you can't refuse" ???? wink
Hijack!!
Want to join in the blatant fuck requests and ask if anyone's free between and 4pm (half time football) let me know. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you must be gone when the second half starts.
Quote by Bloke2005
I thought you were fully booked up? :twisted:

I lied lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by O. K.
How much?

Make me an offer hehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink :wink:
Quote by Wild n Sensual
Isn't this what we call " an offer you can't refuse" ???? :wink:

Hope so..... hehehehehehehe :twisted:
Quote by Bazza64
Hijack!!
Want to join in the blatant fuck requests and ask if anyone's free between and 4pm (half time football) let me know. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
you must be gone when the second half starts.

Oi! FLuck off and go and make your own "fuck me during half time" thread.............. :P :P :P :P
shouldn't you be out house hunting biggrin
Quote by markz
shouldn't you be out house hunting biggrin

I am. In my other window :P
Bazza64 slopes off, disappointed not to get a smackbottom :smackbottom: and opens a new box of tissues :cry:
hi hun we are an attractive couple always looking for fun
Quote by jamesandjo
hi hun we are an attractive couple always looking for fun

I only come to Nottingham if there is a munch being held there. I do not see the point of sneaking into a part of the country that I do not have a passport for otherwise
hehehehehehehehehehe
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
biggrin join us up chams 7/8th for sum hot action then sexy
Quote by raunchy_cple
biggrin join us up chams 7/8th for sum hot action then sexy

Soz, got plans then, will miss you by a few days........... so many people to do, so little time.....
Quote by Will_32
hi hun we are an attractive couple always looking for fun

I only come to Nottingham if there is a munch being held there. I do not see the point of sneaking into a part of the country that I do not have a passport for otherwise
hehehehehehehehehehe
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
So no chance of you coming over to Yorkshire for Jackies Birthday party next Easter then Blue? You would need to get a visa to travel to the White Rose!
Will
x
Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhh, dunno............. maybe someone could smuggle me over the border in their suit case? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I can't, I'm saving myself
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:
Quote by bluexxx
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe................. had you going there, didn't I????? :lol2:
Just thought I'd enter into the spirit of blatent sexual advertising as I thought it might be fun.......... :rascal:
Anyways.......... I don't want a fuck now, but I do very soon............
Offers???????????
Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
:grin:

I was gonna say!!!
Do I have to fuck you??? ....... Is this an initiation thing???
Can't I just pass on the sex part..... you might be anyone for all I know.
Quote by Phoenix
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

Quote by davidsplayroom
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

The SH towers is empty, I heard an echo lol :lol:
Quote by Will_32

God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

Quote by davidsplayroom
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

The SH towers is empty, I heard an echo lol :lol:
Quote by Phoenix

God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

Quote by davidsplayroom
Sorry Blue, I've got plans...
God :shock: I don't believe I said that :censored:

The SH towers is empty, I heard an echo :lol: :lol:
Echo, Echo Eco, cho, cho, cho, ho, ho, ho, co, o, o, o, oooooooooooo!!!!!