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Quote by flowerdaddy
I'm 22 and 5 ins can you give me a break?
so you don't match any of the criteria asked for, especially your endowment, so why bother posting?
Muppet.Mal
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Quote by waynesworld
Maybe the lads just got a good sense of humour....what do you think?
Nope - just a chancer.
This is a genuine offer, guys, believe me!!
Mal
Sexlightened
My god Posh n Becks,
Your making me wish my life away!!
Nevermind only got 21 more years lol
Hope you both manage to find someone for your meeting
Have a fun time
Regards
Mark
Your making me wish my life away!!
Nevermind only got 21 more years lol
Hope you both manage to find someone for your meeting
Have a fun time
Regards
Mark
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Quote by maccman
Me 2 wayne I defo think he just had a sense of humour.
Maybe a few more ppl on this site could follow his lead!!?
You're kidding, right? You're actually advocating people ignoring what has been requested and just contacting them anyway? What's funny about that? You have two ads on here, how would you like it if you got 300 inappropriate emails to wade through? Would you find it funny?
I very much doubt it.
Mal
Warming the Bed
To be honest Mal - I dont think I be that bother if I got 300 replies to any advert I placed 
It was obvious to most people it was on ly a joke
It was obvious to most people it was on ly a joke
Warming the Bed
If a new person comes in and "tries it on" so be it. It dosent hurt anybody but when the nebie gets a seething reply it may put them off.
I am new to this and thicker skinned than most but can see that it can frustrate the old hands. That dosent meen that they should put off newbies but gently guide them in the right direction so that they become a valied member of the community.
As newbies we are going to make mistakes but can limit these with a little common sense and by replying to applicabloe adverts only.
Nuff said
I am new to this and thicker skinned than most but can see that it can frustrate the old hands. That dosent meen that they should put off newbies but gently guide them in the right direction so that they become a valied member of the community.
As newbies we are going to make mistakes but can limit these with a little common sense and by replying to applicabloe adverts only.
Nuff said
Quote by shead
If a new person comes in and "tries it on" so be it. It dosent hurt anybody but when the nebie gets a seething reply it may put them off.
I am new to this and thicker skinned than most but can see that it can frustrate the old hands. That dosent meen that they should put off newbies but gently guide them in the right direction so that they become a valied member of the community.
As newbies we are going to make mistakes but can limit these with a little common sense and by replying to applicabloe adverts only.
Nuff said
So we should teach the newbies how to read then....
Step one....click on thread
Step two....read the post
Step three....right this is the tricky bit.....am i what they are looking for
Step four....if answer is yes then reply....if answer is no then move on
Its as simple as that!
Sex God
Quote by da69ve
If a new person comes in and "tries it on" so be it. It dosent hurt anybody but when the nebie gets a seething reply it may put them off.
I am new to this and thicker skinned than most but can see that it can frustrate the old hands. That dosent meen that they should put off newbies but gently guide them in the right direction so that they become a valied member of the community.
As newbies we are going to make mistakes but can limit these with a little common sense and by replying to applicabloe adverts only.
Nuff said
So we should teach the newbies how to read then....
Step one....click on thread
Step two....read the post
Step three....right this is the tricky bit.....am i what they are looking for
Step four....if answer is yes then reply....if answer is no then move on
Its as simple as that!
dave.... you know it is never that simple..... and you'd think it was a bloody mensa exam!!!
:) you know men work on two brains, it is just trying to work out which one they should use when they consider replying......all that testosterone flying about!!!! must make them all giddy!!sean x
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Quote by shead
If a new person comes in and "tries it on" so be it. It dosent hurt anybody but when the nebie gets a seething reply it may put them off.
I am new to this and thicker skinned than most but can see that it can frustrate the old hands. That dosent meen that they should put off newbies but gently guide them in the right direction so that they become a valied member of the community.
As newbies we are going to make mistakes but can limit these with a little common sense and by replying to applicabloe adverts only.
Nuff said
Seething reply? I called him a muppet and THAT'S a seething reply? This is an adult site and if he can't handle a comment like that, then he is on the wrong site.
Gently guiding Newbies in the right direction - read this http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/45014.html
Do you know, I was going to put a longwinded reply on here, but realised I have a life outside of wiping the arses of Newbies and their 'friends'.
There is very little more that needs to be said.
Mal
Guys, for the record we believe that Mal is right, obviously by placing this "ad/post" we are finding it difficult to get what we want, having to politely tell guys that they do not fit the criteria hinders our search.
Some would say good luck to the "newbie" for trying but some would say 'can he not bloody read'.
We are always looking for future "victims" :twisted: and if they fit the bill we ask them to start all mail in the subjct box with name, age and area they are from, we then know instantly that we are on the right track.
Guys, nice to see you defending fellow SH members.
Newbie, hang on in ther mate.
Mal, keep up the excelent work mate
PoshnBecks, f**k we love this site
Some would say good luck to the "newbie" for trying but some would say 'can he not bloody read'.
We are always looking for future "victims" :twisted: and if they fit the bill we ask them to start all mail in the subjct box with name, age and area they are from, we then know instantly that we are on the right track.
Guys, nice to see you defending fellow SH members.
Newbie, hang on in ther mate.
Mal, keep up the excelent work mate
PoshnBecks, f**k we love this site
