.So, I'm looking for a lady to treat like she wants it either on Sunday afternoon/evening, or any evening next week.
I'd be happy to meet up with a couple but only on the understanding that I'm straight and your male partner will not get that much out of it unless they're either into watching and/or "straight" threesomes.
So, what's on my mind then?
(Special effects: Goes off and switches off mental porn)
Dirty things, obviously, otherwise I'd be volunteering with the Salvation Army, right?
OK, here's a couple of suggestions:
- Wine the lady, dine her and then 69 her
- I've only recently moved into this here house and there are still some rooms that need christening. Plus, there's a dining table downstairs that's just the right height and it looks pretty sturdy, too.
- What's the benefit of living in/near the country if one doesn't have some outdoor fun?
- Alternatively for the goth chicks, there's a cementary close by the house that is 'walkable' even on 6" heels. Have some fun at midnight.
- And for the ladies who just know that even a high sex drive won't satisfy, I'm sure there's a couples-only swinger club somewhere close.
- As mentioned in my profile below I haven't passed my 'A' levels yet. Any lady who knows what she's doing willing to help?
A link to my ad is below, but the highlights are: 5'11", slim, mid-thirties, clean shaven/trimmed & shaven, long dark curly hair. High sex drive, loves giving 'O' and tends to get moaned at while doing it . Anything apart from pain and w/s gets tried at least once...
http://photos.swingingheaven.co.uk/photo-adverts/swingers-280960.html
I'm in Ashford, ideally you'd be located in the the Maidstone/Folkestone/Dover triangle but I'd be happy to travel. Accomodation here is not a problem either. The other boring bits - I'm very discreet and clean. Safe sex only (especially on a first meet, this can change if we meet more often and would be comfortable without). Non-smoker, but I don't mind smokers.
