:twisted: No it's got nothing to do with Christmas it's about me not having my cocked sucked properly for years. All I want is for a lady(female repeat female) to give me a wonderous blow job please. I'm not a weirdo or creepy lookin it just seems that every girl I date just isn't into that kind of thing. Call it bad luck if u like but I'm sick of it so if u'd like to help me out i'd b much obliged :shock:
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Quote by BiFemHants
Just a tip hun but if you thought more about their needs (Fems) than you getting your cock sucked you might be able to find one and more importantly keep her.
What's the point of keeping her if she's not into what he's into? Oh sorry I forgot, it's all about what women want isn't it? Silly me.
Quote by Ice Pie
Just a tip hun but if you thought more about their needs (Fems) than you getting your cock sucked you might be able to find one and more importantly keep her.
What's the point of keeping her if she's not into what he's into? Oh sorry I forgot, it's all about what women want isn't it? Silly me.
No its about 2 people male and female who both put in what they expect to get out
But hey I'm not sat at home alone tossing and typing :wanker:
Sex God
Quote by BiFemHants
Just a tip hun but if you thought more about their needs (Fems) than you getting your cock sucked you might be able to find one and more importantly keep her.
What's the point of keeping her if she's not into what he's into? Oh sorry I forgot, it's all about what women want isn't it? Silly me.
No its about 2 people male and female who both put in what they expect to get out
That's not what you said. You just criticised him for saying what he wants, and what I'm saying is what he wants is just as important as what she wants. You wouldn't be talking down to a woman if the shoe were on the other foot would you?
But hey I'm not sat at home alone tossing and typing :wanker:
I use two hands to type and I'm not alone, I'm just killing time between shags. What's your excuse?
One of these fine days I might just might be able to post something without a tosser like you pulling apart every fucking word. Sex God
Quote by BiFemHants
A relationship consists of more than us fems trying to keep the men happy its a TWO way thing ffs
That was precisely my point. You got on your high horse and presumed to talk down to him for saying what HE wants, now you've been shown up you're pretending you meant something else.
OOOOOOOO Who's the lucky man lmfao :wanker:
What's it to you? Batteries running flat?
Guys ...Chill.....
Bi Femm... to be fair you did make an assumption that smashem was not putting the effort in himself...but I am sure he is capable of putting the record straight..
Ice......she may have made an incorrect assumption but your reply was a bit strong....
Come on...make up...why start the new year with a fight ?
:cheers:
Bi Femm... to be fair you did make an assumption that smashem was not putting the effort in himself...but I am sure he is capable of putting the record straight..
Ice......she may have made an incorrect assumption but your reply was a bit strong....
Come on...make up...why start the new year with a fight ?
:cheers:
Sex God
Quote by luv2lick
Ice......she may have made an incorrect assumption but your reply was a bit strong....
Did I resort to personal abuse? Do I ever? No, I don't. It's not my fault if some people can't handle a viewpoint that differs from their own without losing their temper.
:( Sex God
Quote by smashem
Don't know if I dare get involved. I simply wanted someone who just enjoyed doing it. I know if u press the rite buttons u can get rewarded, but if they don't like doing it it just ain't as good.
Yes you've every right to get involved. It's your thread and if you feel you've been hijacked then kick some ass.
Seems like there's a lot of sore heads around today so I shouldn't worry too much.
Lighten up everyone. Let's have a happy new year.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :twisted: :twisted:
Warming the Bed
Yeah chill out people! -
I know how you feel,my girlfriends not 'keen' on them, and yes i do keep clean and tidy!
Its not the be all and end all mate, but i know there can be times when your just wanting for a good sloppy BJ lol, but similiar to bifem was saying, you make an effort, or in perhaps your case, that extra effort, then you might just get a "birthday treat!"
I found tieing her up, blind folding her and just kissing her all over, then you know, going down on her for quite a while made things go much easier when we played our next little game of keeping her blindfolded and handcuffed behind her back, and i would put chocolate spread on various parts of my body and she kissed her way until she found it - then after a few goes, i put a little on my fella, and she didnt just suck that off, she carried on until she sucked me off.
I know its not her favourite sex act, and she knows its something i like - this stopped me from havign to ask her, and stopped her feeling pressured into it.
Just keep it fun... unless you find a lovely lady off here to oblige!
Good luck either way!
I know how you feel,my girlfriends not 'keen' on them, and yes i do keep clean and tidy!
Its not the be all and end all mate, but i know there can be times when your just wanting for a good sloppy BJ lol, but similiar to bifem was saying, you make an effort, or in perhaps your case, that extra effort, then you might just get a "birthday treat!"
I found tieing her up, blind folding her and just kissing her all over, then you know, going down on her for quite a while made things go much easier when we played our next little game of keeping her blindfolded and handcuffed behind her back, and i would put chocolate spread on various parts of my body and she kissed her way until she found it - then after a few goes, i put a little on my fella, and she didnt just suck that off, she carried on until she sucked me off.
I know its not her favourite sex act, and she knows its something i like - this stopped me from havign to ask her, and stopped her feeling pressured into it.
Just keep it fun... unless you find a lovely lady off here to oblige!
Good luck either way!
Warming the Bed
I apologise.
:cry: I,m afraid not ur still looking at it from the wrong angle. I'll try again, A lady who doesn't need turning on to do it will do it even better when she is. Better than someone who needs turning on to do it. That's just my opinion. shud anyone respond to my ad the way I want them to and we get it on, I will post confomation of this.
I am afraid this is the type of thing that puts people of using the forum, a perfectly good thread started and then high jacked by others such as Iceman and the like.
The point of the thread is then lost as these people try to score points off each other.
Why can people post things without having to defend themselves.
People get real and understand that not everyone is as perfect at putting there wants in words that are perfect, dont assume they are sexist, racist or what ever ist.
Live and let live.
I have never started a thread as it seems that critisism will always follow.
I dare say I will have expect some recrimination over these comments.
The point of the thread is then lost as these people try to score points off each other.
Why can people post things without having to defend themselves.
People get real and understand that not everyone is as perfect at putting there wants in words that are perfect, dont assume they are sexist, racist or what ever ist.
Live and let live.
I have never started a thread as it seems that critisism will always follow.
I dare say I will have expect some recrimination over these comments.
Quote by smashem
:cry: I,m afraid not ur still looking at it from the wrong angle. I'll try again, A lady who doesn't need turning on to do it will do it even better when she is. Better than someone who needs turning on to do it. That's just my opinion. shud anyone respond to my ad the way I want them to and we get it on, I will post confomation of this.
I understand you.
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
Quote by BiFemHants
Are you all missing the point. I want a chick who likes to do it I'm quite prepared to help her out any way she wants,but she's got to like doing it without being turned on first or to put it another way the thought of doing it turns her on.
My point proven methinks :P
BiFemHants, i think you have a serious problem here, all smashem wants is an NSA blow job, whats so wrong with that??? At least he's honest enough to say it how it is, he's not proclaiming to want a beautiful relationship, he's simply stating that he wants a blow job. Daz does it, my ex boyfriend did it, and i think most men on this site do it!! WTF is so wrong with it?? It may have escaped your notice that there may just be a woman out there thinking.. "Oh. i really fancy giving a blow job today, but i cant be bothered with much else". its not your place to dictate what goes on in this forum, nor to jump on a man for what he wants. You are not a spokesperson for every woman out there, and i dont think you have the right to attack a single man for his wants or needs. I've tried really hard to put this in such a way that doesnt warrant the thread being locked through no fault of the author, but i want to put my point across.
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
Pity you're so far away smashem - I'm putting my hand up to being number 4
:twisted: Tracy-Jayne
Sex God
Think I also fall into type 4. I am happy just sucking even if me and Mr Naughty end up oing nothing else. I just love doing it!
So Smashem, dont give up hope, there are lots of ladies out there who just love to suck!
So Smashem, dont give up hope, there are lots of ladies out there who just love to suck!
Quote by RedHot
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
Pity you're so far away smashem - I'm putting my hand up to being number 4
:twisted: Tracy-Jayne
I am quite often a number 4 too - with the right willy! Maybe it would be worth his while in travelling and both of us giving him a damn good sucking?
How would that be with you smashem?
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
TYPE 1: There are people that don't really enjoy giving head but do it = it does the job! But they act as if it is a bit of a chore.
TYPE 2: There are poeple who don't mind giving head and do it = does the job better because there is a bit more effort, but you can still tell it is an effort.
TYPE 3:There are people that like giving head as part of a sexual experience = that's feeling better! The effort is natural and mentally you can tell they are enjoying it, but they won't be happy with just sucking your cock so you need to do your bit.
TYPE 4: There are people who absolutly love sucking the hell out of a cock and you can really tell they are loving every minute of it = feels f*cking excellent, all they want to do is suck your cock dry and afterwards all they want to do is suck the hell out of it again. All they need is a hint of cock and they are down your pants and sucking before you can shut the front door.
You have been meeting ladies from type 1-3. You want to meet a type 4. It's so simple, I don't know what all the fuss has been about.
Pity you're so far away smashem - I'm putting my hand up to being number 4
:twisted: Tracy-Jayne
I am quite often a number 4 too - with the right willy! Maybe it would be worth his while in travelling and both of us giving him a damn good sucking?
How would that be with you smashem?
Now you're just being picky :shock:
As long as it's clean I'll suck it :twisted:
T-J
Sex God
He could start in the North West, make his way to the Midlands and end up down south, and have loads and loads of excellent BJ's on his way!
(whoops sorry, been on the vodka and a bit tipsy after only two of them!)
(whoops sorry, been on the vodka and a bit tipsy after only two of them!)
Sex God
But the offer was only for smashem!
Now when you coming up North my dear, or is accross the pennines!
Now when you coming up North my dear, or is accross the pennines!
