I am having a greedy boys party at my place next weekend!
I would like to invite the first 20 (sorry it can only be 20!) lucky girls, who would like to come to my place to shag me senseless!
Only fit girls need apply, no mingers or munters please. Sorry if this is discrimnatory, but i want to try to limit the number of applicants.
Look forward to see you all next weekend.
Ben
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Greedy Boys Party
Initial thoughts were this is just a joke post.
Then again, it was posted at on a Fri night when he was sitting home alone on his computer looking at the Net...
So does it make it sadder if it is genuine, or if this is how he gets his laughs on a Fri night?
Pretty grim picture however you look at it.
And either way, he won't be getting a shag this weekend.
Rachel
Then again, it was posted at on a Fri night when he was sitting home alone on his computer looking at the Net...
So does it make it sadder if it is genuine, or if this is how he gets his laughs on a Fri night?
Pretty grim picture however you look at it.
And either way, he won't be getting a shag this weekend.
Rachel
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Although it was obviously a joke , the irony cant be missed surely .
The smell of indignation from the ladies commenting is strong , and yet if you read it back it isnt in any way different from the average 'greedy girls' party advert if you ignore the gender re-assignment . LOL Hey he hasnt got much chance but I cant see any room for criticism , good luck to him :-)
The smell of indignation from the ladies commenting is strong , and yet if you read it back it isnt in any way different from the average 'greedy girls' party advert if you ignore the gender re-assignment . LOL Hey he hasnt got much chance but I cant see any room for criticism , good luck to him :-)
Orgasminator
There there, MISSCHIEF, ill take you 
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Although it was obviously a joke , the irony cant be missed surely .
The smell of indignation from the ladies commenting is strong , and yet if you read it back it isnt in any way different from the average 'greedy girls' party advert if you ignore the gender re-assignment . LOL Hey he hasnt got much chance but I cant see any room for criticism , good luck to him :-)
Hmmmmmm...... cant help thinking the laugh will be on all of us if it works........
Silk and G make a good point (they always do!) but it would be funny if a bunch of single girls took him seriously and replied, and he got this to happen!
But picking up on S&G's point, if a girl wants to do the "greedy" thing, be it a gang bang or dogging night, she is never short of offers. Believe me!
If a guy wants a bunch of women there for well a "greedy boy" night, he prob won't be in luck.
Rachel
But picking up on S&G's point, if a girl wants to do the "greedy" thing, be it a gang bang or dogging night, she is never short of offers. Believe me!
If a guy wants a bunch of women there for well a "greedy boy" night, he prob won't be in luck.
Rachel
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it would be funny if a bunch of single girls took him seriously and replied, and he got this to happen!
One guy and 20 girls! Let's hope some of them are bi, otherwise he'd be very busy and probably in quite some discomfort pretty quickly. In fact, how many women could one guy play with at once? I reckon 6 at a stretch. Any advances?
I am very disappointed that there are so far NO genuine replies for my greedy boys party. Please dont clutter my post with nonsense replies! I want genuine replies only, and only of fit chicks - NO MINGERS. Let me give you an example of what is acceptable. Size 8 max, 32C or larger - and FIRM! long flowing hair preferred, trimmed gash. Sweet smelling of course! ONLY THE FIRST 20 APPLICANTS WILL BE SUCCESSFUL, SO PLEASE HURRY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
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I am very disappointed that there are so far NO genuine replies for my greedy boys party. Please dont clutter my post with nonsense replies! I want genuine replies only, and only of fit chicks - NO MINGERS. Let me give you an example of what is acceptable. Size 8 max, 32C or larger - and FIRM! long flowing hair preferred, trimmed gash. Sweet smelling of course! ONLY THE FIRST 20 APPLICANTS WILL BE SUCCESSFUL, SO PLEASE HURRY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Now I KNOW you're having a laugh! Size 8 max with big boobs, long flowing hair and a trimmed (ahem) gash????? Surely your teacher set you some other homework to do for the holidays. I don't think this was quite what she had in mind for your holiday diary.... 
Quote by benjiboy
I am having a greedy boys party at my place next weekend!
I would like to invite the first 20 (sorry it can only be 20!) lucky girls, who would like to come to my place to shag me senseless!
Only fit girls need apply, no mingers or munters please. Sorry if this is discrimnatory, but i want to try to limit the number of applicants.
Look forward to see you all next weekend.
Ben
You and 2,000 other guys, dream on mate and go and have a wank!!!!!
Sex God
Quote by benjiboy
Look forward to see you all next weekend.
Ben
Awww I hadn't noticed it was next weekend..... all the size 6 and 8 women will be at the north west munch with the rest of us mingers and munters. Bad timing really benjiboy, that's probably why you haven't had a better response
Sex God
so.. the criteria is very thin, big boobs and long hair... hope u like:
looks your type hun
x x x x x
looks your type hun
x x x x x
Sex God
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Damn blast bugger :doh:
I'm an unfit minger ......... please can I go on the waiting list, maybe for next year
Let me let me let me :taz:
Oh No Your Not !!!!
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Quote by benjiboy
I am very disappointed that there are so far NO genuine replies for my greedy boys party. Please dont clutter my post with nonsense replies! I want genuine replies only, and only of fit chicks - NO MINGERS. Let me give you an example of what is acceptable. Size 8 max, 32C or larger - and FIRM! long flowing hair preferred, trimmed gash. Sweet smelling of course! ONLY THE FIRST 20 APPLICANTS WILL BE SUCCESSFUL, SO PLEASE HURRY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
now hes spoiled it . Made all us who spoke up for him regret it by flogging a dead joke . Note to self watch all Tommy Cooper videos again and learn that sometimes the funniest line is the one you dont say (type).
G
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Quote by benjiboy
I am very disappointed that there are so far NO genuine replies for my greedy boys party. Please dont clutter my post with nonsense replies! I want genuine replies only, and only of fit chicks - NO MINGERS. Let me give you an example of what is acceptable. Size 8 max, 32C or larger - and FIRM! long flowing hair preferred, trimmed gash. Sweet smelling of course! ONLY THE FIRST 20 APPLICANTS WILL BE SUCCESSFUL, SO PLEASE HURRY TO AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT!
Hi there!
I'm a size four model. I have natural blonde hair and big brown eyes.
I'd love to take your virginity from you! If you can handle me that is!
:doh:
Pointles thread.... here we go........ I hope I don't get into too much trouble for this!
Ping....
:giveup: I give up. school starts again soon doesn't it?
Good luck with the party.
Sense of humour check coming up. Checking checking checking. Nope. I'm afraid only Benjiboy has a sense of humour. Everyone else off to the sense of humour centre for a transplant.
Christ! This site is such hard work. For people who are meant to be having fun you all take yourselves a tad seriously
Someone laugh or tell a joke for god's sake
Christ! This site is such hard work. For people who are meant to be having fun you all take yourselves a tad seriously
Someone laugh or tell a joke for god's sake
