I have a mate whose family own a farm up your way...... can put you in touch with a few nice shetland ponies :twisted:
It's been an hour and I've not had one single serious response!
Not one!
Sorry .... I only popped in to see if you'd had any luck yet .... I guess the lovely people of Scotland can't see a good thing when it's slapped in their face.
I mean, articulate, intelligent, a real gift of the gab .. and best of all you're XXXXXXX.What moer do you people want???
a quick edit - I thought you were inflatable, having not given you the closer inspection you deserve. i now realise that you are indeed stuffed - in more ways than one, eh?