handy man with a twist

5 Jul 2004

hi ,have you a small job that needs doing? im a mid thirtys guy in bristol with good diy skills and a fit body.
the twist ? my tool box also has a range of sex toy's for a ``quick fix'' if needed.
so pm the DIY GUY and tell me what needs fixing and i will be round with my work clothes on with tool box in hand,Next door will never know about the TWIST !
example
come round cut your grass and maybee fix your blocked sink and if you want the twist wink

make you cum with my vibrator and who knows what else.
im in the bristol plus 25 miles area
totaly discreet,freindly and clean.
no fee's
DIY GUY

5 Jul 2004

Nice post :lol:
Shame you're in Bristol though, I have some flooring I want putting down in my bathroom......
Oh well rolleyes

5 Jul 2004

shame could have done that for you, from what i have seen of you and your partner on your fantastic site im tempted to make the drive !
sorry local to bristol only
xxxx

5 Jul 2004

Come to manchester smile

5 Jul 2004

looks like im going to have to expand my working circle, if i have no work locally then that's what i will do. may see you soon girls !!!
DIY GUY

5 Jul 2004

So if your coming up north - my bedroom ceiling needs fixing... oh and my worktops in the kitchen.....
I pay really well smile

6 Jul 2004

thanks for your reply's and pm's, looks like im going to be busy.
at this rate im going to have to take on staff !
looking forward to helping my new customers in any way i can
adventure aka DIY GUY. xxxxx

7 Jul 2004

H, YOUR STUNNING IN EVERY WAY, BODY AND MIND.
THANKS FOR THE MOMENT.
THE ANSWER IS YES.
DIY GUY XXX

7 Jul 2004

Quote by adventure
hi ,have you a small job that needs doing? im a mid thirtys guy in bristol with good diy skills and a fit body.
the twist ? my tool box also has a range of sex toy's for a ``quick fix'' if needed.
so pm the DIY GUY and tell me what needs fixing and i will be round with my work clothes on with tool box in hand,Next door will never know about the TWIST !
example
come round cut your grass and maybee fix your blocked sink and if you want the twist make you cum with my vibrator and who knows what else.
im in the bristol plus 25 miles area
totaly discreet,freindly and clean.
no fee's
DIY GUY

Bugger... I need some flooring put down in the hallway... But I am a bloke and live in Hants... Maybe I could persuade Carolyn to 'pay you'
Nice ad ..
Paul

8 Jul 2004

thanks for the post paul,
floor job sounds BAD, Carolyn "paying me" sounds GOOD. LOL
cheers for now DIY GUY

8 Jul 2004

Great post adventure!
Wish I had though of it myself, could you employ me to work on your behalf in the leics/northants area?
Only problem is my DIY is limited but I do have other uses lol

8 Jul 2004

Thanks Lukewarm, consider yourself part of the firm, northhants division. Not having diy skills is a minor problem, it's just a matter of practise and in this line of work i wish you lot's.
keep me posted and remember the customer is allways right ! , have fun and be safe
regards THE ORIGINAL DIY GUY.
PS, while im in the forum, i have been asked if i have any photo's
i thought if im going to post photo's they may as well be good ones rather than a blurred dark smuge with one leg and a huge eye. So anybody in the bristol area that has a reasonable digital camera and thinks they can take fun pics get in touch.
To recap im a 36yr old fit guy with a good body would like a female to photo me but i guess i may as well except its going to be a guy.
CHEERS YOU MAD LOT

8 Jul 2004

Great news Adventure!
OK everybody the branch of DIY man is now open for business;
"Looking for old a new customers. All works carried out to a high standard, and guarunteed (hopefully). Whether you need your pipes unblocking or just somebody to help with general DIY then please drop me a line. Love to work indoors or outdoors"
Anybody interested please drop me a line.
Luke

12 Jul 2004

good luck lukewarm !
Just a quick post to refresh the need for photo's, lot's of reply's but all miles away.
ANYONE IN THE SOUTHWEST FANCY TAKING A FEW FUN PIC'S OF THE DIY MAN. ok now i have shouted it from the rootop's i will leave you all in peace.
have fun and take care you lovely lot.
THE ORIGINAL DIY GUY XXXXXXX