Q - what do you get for the bloke that has everything?
A - Arrange for another woman to be in bed with me when he gets home.
Can anyone help me please(ASAP)
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Silky104xxx
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Master of Sex
(humourous, teasing tone)
I don't know silky, you've been here five minutes and you're looking to arrange getting laid already. Why don't you join in with the conversation in the cafe? Let us 'get to know you',
what do you think this is a knocking shop? Alright he'd be 64 by the time you could post on here without a comment but hey, think of the anticipation. (drones on ala Victor Meldrew stylee with unwanted advice in a similar vein).... ;)
..... or scratch that, you seem female... so you can ignore this.
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I don't know silky, you've been here five minutes and you're looking to arrange getting laid already. Why don't you join in with the conversation in the cafe? Let us 'get to know you',
what do you think this is a knocking shop? Alright he'd be 64 by the time you could post on here without a comment but hey, think of the anticipation. (drones on ala Victor Meldrew stylee with unwanted advice in a similar vein).... ;)
..... or scratch that, you seem female... so you can ignore this.
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Orgasminator
Quote by Wishmaster
Q - what do you get for the bloke that has everything?
Why, a burglar alarm, of course.......... tsk tsk....... surprised you didn't ask Santa for one.
ha ha ha
