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HELP NEEDED FAST PLEASE CAN ANY FEMALES HELP LAST CHANCE NOW

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Quote by tattyxpx
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!
Mal
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i don't believe ya lol
It's true hunny... I made him drop his kegs just cause i didnae believe he would have had such a lovely lovely ass.... but... it has to be said... it is a lovely lovely ass.... and it looks just as good IRL too it isn't any of that photoshop trickery some use neither :wink:
And thanks Mal for the view hunny... kiss
No problem Tatty, anytime!! :lol: :lol:
Mal
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clifton224 .....
if you had a tardis type thingy that would allow you to travel through time (not that you havnt of course....being an engineer the time lanes may be available to you.....i would offer a suggestion....
1)use the aforementioned piece of time travel equipment....
2 travel back in time 2 days
3 delete this thread before any 1 had the chance to see it...
4 supplant with the following...
hi all at SH
im anew member and would appreciate any help and advice that other members could offer me...
a bit about myself ...........(a brief history / ananogy of ones self ...throw in a little humour)
i have joined SH for (reasons)...i am based in (place) i (have/have not had experience
thankyou for your time...i look forward to talking in chat or on forums...
yours
clifton
(note) this template is the sole property of dargento inc (not an engineering firm) and cannot be used without the owners express permission...
ok clifton....
maybe for the sake of time we can say that the tardis thingy is just a little joke....
but i will concur...that your post has shown you to be a bit of a tit.....
maybe backpedalling would endear you more with SH members...
yours
dargento
Quote by Mal
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!
Mal
wink

i don't believe ya lol
It's true hunny... I made him drop his kegs just cause i didnae believe he would have had such a lovely lovely ass.... but... it has to be said... it is a lovely lovely ass.... and it looks just as good IRL too it isn't any of that photoshop trickery some use neither :wink:
And thanks Mal for the view hunny... kiss
No problem Tatty, anytime!! :lol: :lol:
Mal
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Told you he hated evey minute of doing it....!! :lol:
I'm just a slave to my Art, Da69ve!!!! lol :lol:
Mal
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Quote by Mal
I'm just a slave to my Art, Da69ve!!!! lol :lol:
Mal
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well i could give you a run for your money........right where's my camera and soft focus lens?? :wink:
Quote by da69ve
I'm just a slave to my Art, Da69ve!!!! lol :lol:
Mal
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well i could give you a run for your money........right where's my camera and soft focus lens?? :wink:
You forgot your Air Brushing software
Ah, but I don't need any of those things!! lol :lol:
Mal
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I'm just a slave to my Art, Da69ve!!!! lol :lol:
Mal
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well i could give you a run for your money........right where's my camera and soft focus lens?? :wink:
You forgot your Air Brushing software
CHEEKY!! :lol:
Quote by da69ve
I'm just a slave to my Art, Da69ve!!!! lol :lol:
Mal
wink

well i could give you a run for your money........right where's my camera and soft focus lens?? :wink:
You forgot your Air Brushing software
CHEEKY!! :lol:
Sorry - just couldn't resist it :giggle:
Well that well and truly hijacked this thread didn't it lol .......... not that he didn't deserve it
Quote by Mal
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!
Mal
wink

i don't believe ya lol
It's true hunny... I made him drop his kegs just cause i didnae believe he would have had such a lovely lovely ass.... but... it has to be said... it is a lovely lovely ass.... and it looks just as good IRL too it isn't any of that photoshop trickery some use neither :wink:
And thanks Mal for the view hunny... kiss
No problem Tatty, anytime!! :lol: :lol:
Mal
:wink:

so whens my viewing? dunno