HELP NEEDED FAST PLEASE CAN ANY FEMALES 100% GENUINE AND PLEASE NO needed for a swingers party that has been paid for so its FREE that incloods food and drink to the lady that can help. the problem we have is that my girlfrend has just come on as its that time of the mounth and she has said that if she is still on by friday morning she will not be going to the girlfrend has told me to try and find a lady to take instead of her if she carnt go. so is there any ladys out there between 20 and 40 slim to average build looking for fun at a swingers party and they must be bisexual as hostess is bi and likes to have fun with the ladys that party is at london so it will meen spending the night there as the party starts at 10pm and will go on till about 5 or 6 in the morning. so is there any ladys out the who would like to go with me to the party i am 31 slim build 5"11 with a 7" shaven cock. PLEASE E-MAIL ME WITH WITH PIC'S PLEASE NO PIC NO REPLY.
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i will pick you up from your door and drop you at the door and you must like me as i will be taking you to party and would wont to play with you too.
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Quote by clifton224
we are not looking for people to take the piss we are after 100% genuine female who is intrsted in going to a party if gf carnt go but if gf dose end up going i will still see i the lady can still go.
So you're looking for a lady to go to a party with a complete stranger, who has been here a week, as second fiddle to his girlfriend, whom you've never mentioned in any of your previous posts? Is that about right?
Just thought I would add some clarity to your post!
Mal
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Quote by clifton224
HELP NEEDED FAST PLEASE CAN ANY FEMALES 100% GENUINE AND PLEASE NO needed for a swingers party that has been paid for so its FREE that incloods food and drink to the lady that can help. the problem we have is that my girlfrend has just come on as its that time of the mounth and she has said that if she is still on by friday morning she will not be going to the girlfrend has told me to try and find a lady to take instead of her if she carnt go. so is there any ladys out there between 20 and 40 slim to average build looking for fun at a swingers party and they must be bisexual as hostess is bi and likes to have fun with the ladys that party is at london so it will meen spending the night there as the party starts at 10pm and will go on till about 5 or 6 in the morning. so is there any ladys out the who would like to go with me to the party i am 31 slim build 5"11 with a 7" shaven cock. PLEASE E-MAIL ME WITH WITH PIC'S PLEASE NO PIC NO REPLY.
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i will pick you up from your door and drop you at the door and you must like me as i will be taking you to party and would wont to play with you too.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I shouldn't I know... but there is a heck of alot of if's in that.... and it looks like you are looking for someone who isn't only gonna guarentee to play with you, but also the hostess of the party... wish you luck bud
:giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: :rotflmao: :giggle: 
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Quote by clifton224
i know i have never said that i have a gf before on any of my posts as me and gf like to play as couples and as singles we have lots of fun that way.
I'm sure that will make ALL the difference to the amount of responses you get!
mal you beat me to it.....
firstly m8 id like to tell you this is in no way intended to take the piss....
i dont want to just echo what mal said but put yourself in the prospective ladies shoes....
obviously i dont know whether youve met some 1 from SH or not....you only have to look back through the forums to find guys saying their partner is ill//on//indisposed//etc etc ...
my advice is to get to know people through here first and maybe chat if thats your thing....
i would be very surprised if any 1 takes up the offer but hey.....
although there is free booze
<<<looks aoround at certain ladies ......NO youve had enough
firstly m8 id like to tell you this is in no way intended to take the piss....
i dont want to just echo what mal said but put yourself in the prospective ladies shoes....
obviously i dont know whether youve met some 1 from SH or not....you only have to look back through the forums to find guys saying their partner is ill//on//indisposed//etc etc ...
my advice is to get to know people through here first and maybe chat if thats your thing....
i would be very surprised if any 1 takes up the offer but hey.....
although there is free booze
<<<looks aoround at certain ladies ......NO youve had enough
Quote by clifton224
thanks mal would you be intrested in coming with me then
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Mal's a bloke!!!!
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thanks mal would you be intrested in coming with me then
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Mal's a bloke!!!!
And he has a sore throat and not feeling very well :giggle:
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Quote by da69ve
i did not know it dose not say on the profile but he has a nice ass and before anyone says anything yes i an bi so is my gf
Nahhhh....he just got lucky when the pic was taken!
Oi! You cheeky bugger!
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!Mal
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I take it that's a 'no' from you, then, Steph? :grin:
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im not saying that thay have to play with me or the hostess but i would like to if there up for it thats all. i take the way i have done the add it is not very good but i have done it thae best way i can sorry if i have upset anyone that is not wot i wonted to do. all i am looking for is a lady who is up for going to a swingers party that all is it to much to ask for.
im sorry if you dont believe me but that is up to you every is aloud there owen view and if i do find a lady to goto the party with they dont have to like but it would be nice if they did and i have noted that bi ladys get more fun at the partys and the hostess is a very good looking lady so i carnt see why any bi lady would turn her down.
Quote by Mal
i did not know it dose not say on the profile but he has a nice ass and before anyone says anything yes i an bi so is my gf
Nahhhh....he just got lucky when the pic was taken!
Oi! You cheeky bugger!
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!Mal
Bet you hated every minute of doing that! :wink:
Quote by clifton224
im sorry if you dont believe me but that is up to you every is aloud there owen view and if i do find a lady to goto the party with they dont have to like but it would be nice if they did and i have noted that bi ladys get more fun at the partys and the hostess is a very good looking lady so i carnt see why any bi lady would turn her down.
Bi Ladies don't always get the most fun.....they have more variety between the sexes thats true......even if the hostess is very good looking she might have a shitty attitude....so it 's not about looks!!
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
My arse always looks that good. I even had to prove it on Saturday night to a young lady who needed to check it was actually mine - and it is!!
Mal
i don't believe ya
It's true hunny... I made him drop his kegs just cause i didnae believe he would have had such a lovely lovely ass.... but... it has to be said... it is a lovely lovely ass.... and it looks just as good IRL too it isn't any of that photoshop trickery some use neither :wink:
And thanks Mal for the view hunny...
Quote by clifton224
HELP NEEDED FAST PLEASE CAN ANY FEMALES 100% GENUINE AND PLEASE NO needed for a swingers party that has been paid for so its FREE that incloods food and drink to the lady that can help. .......between 20 and 40 slim to average build looking for fun at a swingers party and they must be bisexual as hostess is bi ....PLEASE E-MAIL ME WITH WITH PIC'S PLEASE NO PIC NO REPLY.
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i will pick you up from your door and drop you at the door and you must like me as i will be taking you to party and would wont to play with you too.
You're cutting it a bit fine time wise dont you think? To be honest is anyone in their right mind gonna be picked up, from her home address, be taken to a party where she will be plied with free alcohol and then be expected to play - not only with you but with the 'hostess' too?
You're gonna have to work pretty damn fast to get to know someone enough for them to trust you, discuss what you both want from this event and alleviate those niggling gut feelings that say there's something not quite right to all this. If you can pull all that off, and perhaps learn how to punctuate a little so your posts are readable, you might get somehwhere. But personally I think your best bet would be to try the Chad luv, cos this is a Swingers site not an escort agency
