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I've got a hot pussy but I'm in Milton Keynes, just been horse riding and all hot and sticky!
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:doh: can we get turnstyles installed?
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Dave 69 & Sarah dont tempt faith. "night is the night 2B bold.
Quote by LanarkshireMale
Any sexy females or couples looking for fun ?
Here? What you want to go look at matey is a swingers website......
seriously. If they were, do you think they'd say: " ooooh look, just what we've been waiting for.... a fella who has said bugger all about himself. Now he's going to be so classy!"
I'm 36, white, boring as fuck.... see, already i have said more than you!
Sex God
Quote by postie
Any sexy females or couples looking for fun ?
Here? What you want to go look at matey is a swingers website......
seriously. If they were, do you think they'd say: " ooooh look, just what we've been waiting for.... a fella who has said bugger all about himself. Now he's going to be so classy!"
I'm 36, white, boring as fuck.... see, already i have said more than you!
:shock: are you 36? I thought you were younger than that.
And you aren't boring.
Quote by freckledbird
Any sexy females or couples looking for fun ?
Here? What you want to go look at matey is a swingers website......
seriously. If they were, do you think they'd say: " ooooh look, just what we've been waiting for.... a fella who has said bugger all about himself. Now he's going to be so classy!"
I'm 36, white, boring as fuck.... see, already i have said more than you!
:shock: are you 36? I thought you were younger than that.
And you aren't boring.
Yeah, i am, on both counts. though you may now add.... slightly sozzled..... to boring as....
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
though you may now add.... slightly sozzled..... to boring as....
Oooh!! You getting pissed again??? :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:Party time?? :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
though you may now add.... slightly sozzled..... to boring as....
Oooh!! You getting pissed again??? :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i am not just about to finish a botle of red and then hit the stella's.... oh no, and i am off tomorrow.. so bah humbug to your nefarious plans sarge!
jags de-activated me last night, and now i have to keep an eye on sarge messing eith my head...
:lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:Quote by postie
though you may now add.... slightly sozzled..... to boring as....
Oooh!! You getting pissed again??? :shock: :shock:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i am not just about to finish a botle of red and then hit the stella's.... oh no, and i am off tomorrow.. so bah humbug to your nefarious plans sarge!
:lol:
oooo pour me one would you? I've just walked away from a free bar (????)
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especially for you . . .
:laughabove: nice one!
pleased you liked it (even if it 'wasn't for you' lol!)
Just wanted to emphasise to anyone who makes a first post and gets a humourous response - this is *not* taking the piss out of *you*, but it *is* having a bit of a laugh (hopefully *with* you) at a post that is really just asking for it.
It can take a lot of courage for someone to make a first post, even when it seems dumb or out of place to people already on the site. Often someone just mistakes SH for a sex site not realising that sex-workers are generally barred and that to attract a woman or a man or a couple or whatever you are into takes an awareness of the 'market' . . .
There's nowt wrong with wantin' a bit of hot pussy in Glasgae or anywhere else - just that choosing appropriate language (or an appropriate site) is key . . .
