House needs cleaning - female required in Midlands!

26 Apr 2004

Quote by lucyslovely
can i just say...... i have been stood at the gate for 20 mins now, and the limo still has not arrived to collect me!!
i am not overly impressed here roger!
lol
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when the limo arrives WBB - do a detour to Blackpool n pick me up will ya :grin:
Lucy kiss

pick u up? ... am comming in to ravish u !!!!!!!! :P

26 Apr 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Okay, that's it, I'm moving up north. :high-smile:

lol I think you should seriously consider it Woger, you seem to have a veritable harem developing up here! Not bad going for the nerd from hell :twisted:
angel... there appears to be a nerd stood at my gate with a job lot of feather dusters...........help!!!!!!!

26 Apr 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
a job lot of feather dusters

.... just contemplating dunno

how many feather dusters I need to dismantle in order to make matching bras n thongs for Wogers harem ?????? :grin:
Lucy :silly:

26 Apr 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
there appears to be a nerd stood at my gate with a job lot of feather dusters........

You should be so careful what you wish for...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted:

26 Apr 2004

can i just ask........ woger, have you thought about who you are going to appoint as eunuchs?
no self respecting harem owner would leave his ladies unatended!!!
uless you sort it out i may have to resign!
may i be the first to suggest a few men who would benifit from being castrated?

26 Apr 2004

You may suggest, although the semi-literate gay man who replied to my advert last month is currently top of the list...

26 Apr 2004

if he is gay, it defeats the point of having to have him castrated lol
rolleyes

26 Apr 2004

That's okay; I'm cheap. Every penny I save on castration I'm gonna put towards keeping you girls in the standard to which you've become accustomed. smile

26 Apr 2004

well as i am living on my overdraft......... u will be able to collect me VERY soon, infact.. you wont need to save at all!!!!
lol

26 Apr 2004

Quote by lucyslovely
a job lot of feather dusters

.... just contemplating dunno

how many feather dusters I need to dismantle in order to make matching bras n thongs for Wogers harem ?????? :grin:
Lucy :silly:We get new bras and thongs as well??? :shock: I hope you manage to get all the sharp bits out of the feathers though Lucy, they play havoc with my sensitive skin rolleyes

I think I'm going to like being in Woger's harem... especially if we get left with eunuchs and gay men. Us girlies'll have a whale of a time together!! :bounce: