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House-Warming Party - TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kitty and I can't make it to the party this time :cry: :cry: :cry:
Hope everyone has a cracking time. I know you will. wink :wink:
ES :rascal:
Quote by tattyxpx
theres always the leopard skin thingy tatty !!! ;)

That was only on loan that evening hun sad unfortunately
but keep the suggestions coming... cause as some of you know... I do like my jammees wink
You should go as nurse Tatty mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sex God
tatty
wear the jameeeeessss lol
then we can all have fun taking them off you :twisted: :P :shock:
Sex God
Due to unforeseen circumstances a few people have dropped out, therefore there are a few places available should anyone else fancy coming along tomorrow night....
However, I am ONLY inviting people who I have met before or who are coming along with someone who I have met before. I don't have the time to vet anyone else, so please don't ask, sorry!
Orgasminator
:shock:
I really hope they aint pulling out because I mentioned coming in ma jammees Bluexxx redface
Have now got a few suggestions for what to wear.... thankyou Nomad, Pebbles, and Judy wink all have been noted...
:giggle:
Aint gonna tell you's what I'm wearing you's will just have to wait and see..... or not :wink:
well the little green whore on tour is stone mad for party now wild as ever and looking 4ward to hanging out with the wildest that sh has to offer
me knows what me wearing
planning to shower (if local car wash is open)
OK Judy, sorry u cant make it, thats another drink you owe me, mind you after that last bottle of wine you shared with me in yr room, i ended up on Cam in a very unflattering light, so perhaps its for the best!
See you tomorrow Judy xxxx
Anyway, just finishing up here and getting last bits in the car, and making sure maps in the car etc.............but now got a song in my head thanks to Buesxxxxxxxxx Swiper pic....
Recognise this bluexxx? rolleyes God im cracking up....
If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map
Warming the Bed
Have a great time all of you going
Master of Sex
:twisted: :twisted: looking forward to tomorrow night wink
im going for the girly innocent pink and white look but with a touch of dirty bitch in there too :wink: :twisted:
i no blue has already mentioned which rooms are for use or not,but i just want to stress that our sons room is for storage only.
if i catch ANYONE doing anything sexual in his room,i wont care who you are or how long weve known you,i will personally throw you out.
as you can tell i feel very strongly about this so i dont want any jokes or pranks about this cause i WONT FIND IT FUNNY.
thanks.
Orgasminator
I'm sooooo excited.... and I just can't hide it...... I'm about to lose control, and I think I like it.....

:happy: :bounce: :giggle: :happy: :bounce: :giggle: :happy: :bounce: :giggle:
and I'm expected to be able to sleep tonight!!! aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggg
It's the final countdown........

can you lot tell I'm a tad excited????
:happy: :bounce: :giggle: :happy: :bounce: :giggle: :happy: :bounce: :giggle:
Sex God
Well, I'm almost ready.....
Outfit sorted :P
House clean (sort of) confused
Food bought smile
Vodka Jelly setting nicely :twisted:
I guess all I need to do now is await some guests :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Orgasminator
really looking forward to it smile
im a bit strapped for any nice gear to wear and working till tea tomorrow:)
ill definately make up for it next time though...
<<<please feel free to call me a wuss....
but ive got you a nice pressie to take the edge off the piss taking bluexxx :)
cee you tomorrow night
dargento
Quote by bluexxx
Well, I'm almost ready.....
Vodka Jelly setting nicely :twisted:

Oooohhhh can you keep me some pleeeaaasseee??
I'm DYING to try the famous vodka jelly worship :twisted:
Put some in the freezer till next time.................dya hear that partygoers...........leave some for meeeeeeee!!!!!
Fee
XX
Sex God
Quote by GenHertsCpl
If there's a place you got to go
I'm the one you need to know
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
I'm the Map
If there's a place you got to get
I can get you there I bet
I'm the Map

smackbottom
I've been humming this in my head ever since I read it on the thread earlier :doh:
I really must change my avatar :eeek:
I'm gonna buy Dora the Explorer bloody sat nav for her birthday then she can chuck away that sodding map :lol2:
Sexlightened
hi blue
is it really too late to put my name down darling? redface
I will get you a really nice house warming present, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE (anything you want )
biggrin
Sex God
Quote by kjb01
hi blue
is it really too late to put my name down darling? redface
I will get you a really nice house warming present, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE (anything you want )
biggrin

No, it's not too late.... but you're not invited, if you had read the post I made earlier today you would know that people I don't know from adam have no chance.
rolleyes
And "darling" really doesn't suit me. OK :roll:
Quote by JudyTV
Don't go there honey,
Its terrible stuff you don't realise the potential of it at the time. I was a virgin until the first time I tried it at the very first party. rolleyes :P wink
Judy

phew............thats alright then Judy, I'm waaaaaayyyyyyy past the virgin stage so I should be ok then :wink: lol
Fee
XX
Sex God
Yep, kind of ready here too.... except with nothing packed. And i need to cut my hair, and erm... i have a ton of stuff to do ( including turning up for a leafleting session in case the BNP show up in town again.. mad )
And if i keep really reeeeeeeely busy.... I wont get all nervous!
And if anyone sees me online tomorrow.. kick my arse! I haven't got time to be distracted!
And remind me to bring tattyxpx's washing... and to shine me shoes... and to not forget amything.
Blimey, I am so slack it's unreal........
See you tomorrow !
Orgasminator
postie......
dont forget anything.......
Sex God
Quote by postie
And if i keep really reeeeeeeely busy.... I wont get all nervous!

Nervous???? :shock: You don't have to be nervous.... really, you don't :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:giggle:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
And if i keep really reeeeeeeely busy.... I wont get all nervous!

Nervous???? :shock: You don't have to be nervous.... really, you don't :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:giggle:
..........erm........erm........ :uhoh:
why am i now more nervous than before?
and is it just me?
bolt
Orgasminator
Quote by postie
Yep, kind of ready here too.... except with nothing packed. And i need to cut my hair, and erm... i have a ton of stuff to do ( including turning up for a leafleting session in case the BNP show up in town again.. mad )
And if i keep really reeeeeeeely busy.... I wont get all nervous I tried that... but its leading to insomnia!!!!!
And if anyone sees me online tomorrow.. kick my arse! I haven't got time to be distracted!
And remind me to bring tattyxpx's washing... and to shine me shoes... and to not forget amything.
Blimey, I am so slack it's unreal........
See you tomorrow !

Well..... it is 2morro, as you posted this yesterday... and yer still on line :giggle:
kiss
I.. on the other hand am no where near ready..... nope, not near it at all... and that keeping myself busy mallarky.... humph... It don't work I tell ya's... It don't sodding work... House is nice n clean and tiday though wink thanks Bluexxx (thought i ought to thank Bluexxx as without this party and me being so bloody nervous because of all the scare stories I have heard.... I wouldn't have had to keep busy nor, clean and tidy my ruddy house from top to bottom...) rolleyes
See you all tomorrow :kiss:
Orgasminator
Quote by bluexxx
And if i keep really reeeeeeeely busy.... I wont get all nervous!

Nervous???? :shock: You don't have to be nervous.... really, you don't :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:giggle:
See and that kind of thing really helps me right now Bluexxx wink
:twisted:
Pssst.... postie... it aint just you mate :wink:
Sexlightened
No problem blue, i can understand... have a great time anyway; sad
hope we will meet some place... are u going to the Wigan munch in Dec ??
Well, the day has dawned, and I've been so busy with all sorts of work etc that I've competely forgotten to think of what to wear that fits the theme.
Any suggestions gratefully accepted (not too daft please, me being the reserved type - at least initially) biggrin Otherwise it might be standard party wear, which woukd make me feel bad if everyone else has made more of an effort.
Ta,
Ant.
Quote by antwest99
Otherwise it might be standard party wear, which would make me feel bad if everyone else has made more of an effort.

Erm....you won't be the only one...standard party wear man here. rolleyes
Sex God
Stardard party wear? So some of you are coming in clown costumes then? :giggle:
Sex God
Leaving soon
lol :P
GPS set, bag packed, sorry some of the regular party goers wont be there........
Waving as I go up the motorway wave :wave: to those I pass, or maybe I should call in on the way :twisted:
See you later
Sex God
Oh dear - I've been thinking Erotica for days and have come up with nothing confused
I'll be wearing a pair of nics for a change (by special request wink ) :bounce: but the rest isn't going so well so it might just have to be the flasher mac lol :lol:
I've got a wedding at 2 pm then back home to sort stuff and then we're off :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
See you all later.
Blue do you need anything bringing?
Jas
XXX
Quote by postie
And if i keep really reeeeeeeely busy.... I wont get all nervous!

Nervous???? :shock: You don't have to be nervous.... really, you don't :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
:giggle:
..........erm........erm........ :uhoh:
why am i now more nervous than before?
and is it just me?
bolt
Noooooooo, it isn't just you :shock:
Normal clothes for us too redface