no dippy! i wear what most 24 year old people wear, probly more dapper that anyone youve been with :P and drive a 7 year old peugeot boxer. nice try tho. why is everyone so serious?
There is an old proverb that says "When in hole, stop digging!"
People are "serious" because you are being brash and offensive. As per your post "they should go somewhere else"......if you mean personally, don't worry, you've pretty much taken care of that.....if you were referring to the site, you might want to consider that some people have been members a long time and do not appreciate being dictated to in that manner, they pay to be here and their opinion is theirs....in this country, that is a legal right!
If you have been attempting to be funny, most would have realised the attempt had failed miserably quite some while back!
Simple way to move forward is to read the advice other members have given,take on board the rebukes without taking them too literally, and then delete the thread and start again. Perhaps "how do I" isn't the way to go even if you're looking to use someone. good luck.
Has he gone yet? :scared: