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Hypothetical Bukkake-type thingy

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Quote by Kevin_Private
The bit about it being not daytime.

That's cos no time has been arranged - hence the title "HYPOTHETICAL"
I only said it won't be a daytime if it became real and not hypothetical a few posts back so you haven't missed owt confused :? :? :? :?
Thats me out then.
You need people with good aim for a Bukkake day and it seems mine is off a bit lol.
Quote by Kevin_Private
a Bukkake day

Or night- seeing as I've just said it would not be a day confused
Quote by Kevin_Private
Now you're just picking on me.
:!:

No, just making sure you know the difference between day and night :haha:
Sure.
Daytime events are usuallu sober and of the WWW variety (Whip it in, wipe it clean, wander off), involve midge bites and the occasional cup of tea for the drive home.
Night time events are usually drink fuelled and leave you wondering "what did I do, can I do it again please....". They also resolve any bi-curious feelings you might have ;)
Quote by sexybbwnw
I can imagine what a fluffer does, wink but why is it so called??

From wikipedia:
Verb 1. fluff up - make fuller by shaking; "fluff up the pillows"
plump up, shake up, make larger.
Quote by MikeNorth
I can imagine what a fluffer does, wink but why is it so called??

From wikipedia:
Verb 1. fluff up - make fuller by shaking; "fluff up the pillows"
plump up, shake up, make larger.

Well, you learn something new every day lol
I am **positive** you didn't need to be told what a fluffer was.
(it always amazes me just how bored fluffers look when you see them off shot in a cheap porn. But then I think all work becomes mundane and boring at some point so I guess its only natural).
Idea for a topic!
Quote by Kevin_Private
I am **positive** you didn't need to be told what a fluffer was

Of course I knew what a fluffer was rolleyes - but I didn't know whya fluffer was called a fluffer - keep up, or else I will have to start picking on you :roll:
fair do's. If a man had a dick the size of a pillow, he's not going to need it fluffing up is he?
It's a silly term, but preferable to stiff-dick-keepy-upper or lob-on-meister
Blue can i just clarify?, would this be a night time event, or day time? wink
Quote by AndyS-NE
Blue can i just clarify?, would this be a night time event, or day time? wink

I have a feeling that if we keep getting on her nerves like that it will be a no-time-at-all event ! :lol2:
Which would be a shame IMHO sad ;)
Thomas-
Quote by AndyS-NE
Blue can i just clarify?, would this be a night time event, or day time? wink

Day time event for everyone except Kevin_Private, to whom I will give the wrong time, so when he turns up no-one will be there........... just cos I'm picking on him, like :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
Only kidding Kevin_Private lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hi Blue,
I've been away working and haven't had chance to check out the site lately but I would love an invite when this becomes a definite.
Cheers
Jasper
Quote by Thomas
Blue can i just clarify?, would this be a night time event, or day time? wink

I have a feeling that if we keep getting on her nerves like that it will be a no-time-at-all event ! :lol2:
Which would be a shame IMHO sad ;)
Thomas-
By the use of the :wink: smilie i was joking!!! which i do think Blue picked up on !!
Count me in Blue!
What a great way to finally introduce one's self - laden with gifts of pearls!!
Quote by bluexxx
Which part of "nope" do you not understand?
rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Sorry blue . . . didn't mean to offend you . . . LOL :shock:
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Kevin, no wonder you're still a private - just wait till the Sarge sees this! lol
This Sounds Like it could be fun. - but somebody is gonna have to buy a big packet of baby wipes!
Blue are you going to let any other ladies in or are you gonna give them the wrong time too!
just trying to picture this one... ?????
Quote by TomHasWood
This Sounds Like it could be fun. - but somebody is gonna have to buy a big packet of baby wipes!

Baby wipes!!! Baby WIpes???
You'll need more than baby wipes, sounds like you need Three men standing around with hoovers sucking (?? confused .. you know what I mean) like those dental nurses do when your in the dentist.
Too far for me and I don't like getting hit by other guys come and I don't want to get caught in the crossfire. Have fun though.
PS. Just had a great idea for a bukkake party pistol duelling game.
PSS. Where the fuck does the word bukkake come from???
:? Is it some derivation of butt-ache?
Hi. Id love to be part of it. Count me in!
PSS. Where the fuck does the word bukkake come from???
confused Is it some derivation of butt-ache?

No it's a transliteration from the Japanese...... from where this practice seems to have originated in its current form.
Ant.
if back in manc my cock is ready and willing :twisted:
I've always quite fancied this, but can't really picture meself stood there, starkers with six other blokes - all wanking furiously!!!
I wouldn't mind a place if it "Goes off"
oh-err missus!
Neil
Woohoo! The biggest non- non stater in swinging heaven history cool
Count me in if you go for it blue
Sometimes it's hard to be a ............actually sometimes it's just hard
Quote by ereiamjh
can't really picture meself stood there, starkers with six other blokes -

Neither could I. I mean... only six............. :shock:
Anyways guys, I thought this thread was dead, but seeing as it keeps getting unearthed, I will lock it now. The emphasis was on HYPOTHETICAL here. Now I know I COULD get interest if I so wished I may or may not start a real thread about this should I be bothered to organise something like it in the future
Thanks y'all
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