email me for details, I promise you wont be dissapointed!
You fit all my criteria? Are you sure???? :shock:
Steve
Wow, I never thought I'd ever be lucky enough to find someone with tentacles AND a large ferret collection.
have you listed your criteria anywhere Steve? :giggle:
Clearly we are going to have to ready the :small-print:
cool a man with a cock in place of his nose! what more could a girl want!!
please dont say you lied about fitting all my criteria, i would be soooooo upset! :cry: honest i really would.
Think he was trying to answer this post http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?t=28126&sid=b945e6cf00589242ca7c583f640ea191 and got a bit lost!!
ah ha kinda makes sense now jags! darn it though, really thought i was in luck there! lol
could still be possible though, with the right plastic surgeon of course! (browsing through yellow pages as i type). hehehehehe
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