I have a problem

30 Jan 2006

I have a small problem i hope some of you could help me with
I have been trawling the ads on this site for some time and have come up with a formula for a single man who wants to meet with a couple or a single female
1st - you must be 6'6'' tall
2nd - you must have the body of an adonis (six pack compulsory)
3rd - you must be VVVVVWE at least 9'' possibly a foot long!
4th - it would be helpful if you were black (not sure if 3 and 4 are related to each other?)
5th - you must be clean (you'd hope)
6th - you must be willing to be filmed
7th - you must be either under 21 or over 40
8th - you must be perfect!
Obviously you can see my problem, the only one of these i could possibly come close to is number 8 sorry number 5, where i need everyone's help is how do i get over the rest of it?
Also call me old fashioned but if the woman couldn't find and marry this bloke to start with, what are the chances he exists on here???
This should all be read with a toungue firmly held in your cheek as quite obviously i do satisfy all of these criteria i was just pointing out that none of my fellow single men do! LOL

30 Jan 2006

No 5 is a definate, the rest I would have changed to your Must Not meet the criteria of....
Good luck, and nice post wink

30 Jan 2006

in that case, i am very clean (physically)

30 Jan 2006

Quote by jimbojetset
in that case, i am very clean (physically)

As long as it is only physically :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

30 Jan 2006

you could always lie like a lot of the single men lol.........

31 Jan 2006

Quote by jimbojetset
I have a small problem i hope some of you could help me with
I have been trawling the ads on this site for some time and have come up with a formula for a single man who wants to meet with a couple or a single female
1st - you must be 6'6'' tall
2nd - you must have the body of an adonis (six pack compulsory)
3rd - you must be VVVVVWE at least 9'' possibly a foot long!
4th - it would be helpful if you were black (not sure if 3 and 4 are related to each other?)
5th - you must be clean (you'd hope)
6th - you must be willing to be filmed
7th - you must be either under 21 or over 40
8th - you must be perfect!
Obviously you can see my problem, the only one of these i could possibly come close to is number 8 sorry number 5, where i need everyone's help is how do i get over the rest of it?
Also call me old fashioned but if the woman couldn't find and marry this bloke to start with, what are the chances he exists on here???
This should all be read with a toungue firmly held in your cheek as quite obviously i do satisfy all of these criteria i was just pointing out that none of my fellow single men do! LOL

Not quite!!!!!!
1st...... Nope....i'm 5'3... i do prefare taller
2nd..... Nope... i prefare stocky
3rd..... Nope....over 7" for me (preferably)
4th..... Nope.....Black is just a colour
5th..... YES.....Indefinately
6th..... Nope... I wouldn't be filmed
7th..... Nope....28-42 for me
8th..... Nope.... I'm not perfect... so how can i expect any1 else to be!!!!

31 Jan 2006

you forgot a few other requests like...
'live local and accomodate at a moments whim and have a mobile phone number you would happily give out to complete strangers'
'supply six photos or you wont even have the first line of your email read'
bottom line is...the site has changed and couples criteria seems to have changed enormously
Nowadays it feels like they have a shopping list . Gone are the 'illicit take a chance' and feel naughty days. Even reading most ads can feel daunting, more like a lecture than an introduction. Personality no longer plays a part.
Dont get me wrong. I have had my fair share of encounters from 'S/H' and have made some amazing friends and enjoyed fabulous erotic sex ...but lately the ads have changed.
It feels like newbies obviously read existing ads and use them as templates, each time adapting new rules to their own ads.
there....thats my 'have a go at couples ads' hour.....floodgates open...i await execution

31 Jan 2006

none of them really bother me, except the 5th one of course.
were not out to find the perfect guy, no one is perfect.
its only fun and your not marrying them, although you wouldnt think so with alot of people lol.

31 Jan 2006

Love the post jimbo !! Anything that gets a chuckle is good by me ! Keep at it M8..I know the problem..i,m beginning to think my lack of responses is the fact that my pic shows me on my bike in a skirt !!..its a KILT ..honest !! Anyway..we,re neighbours..i,m also sale ! lean out your window and give me a wave !! Cheers 4 now.

31 Jan 2006

don`t even get me started on this, piggin adverts in general are a pain. being a single male i think i`m just a social lepper. thank goodness for people like nwcouple, who at least give us a chance to go out and socialise with like minded people. mind you, it is up to us then to prove that we are genuine (think thats how it`s spelt) NICE people.
there could be a little more tolerence on this site me thinks. but just to contradict myself, if you have been in the chat room recently i can see why people get pissed off with it all. the amount of grief that goes on in there is unreal. rant over, calm now!
thank you nwcouple for organising the event!!!!!!! god bless ya an keep ya safe!!!!!!!!