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7 Sep 2004

im so horny id like to lik pussy and mayb more get back!!!!!!!

7 Sep 2004

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7 Sep 2004

well I saw a stray little black pussy in the bins by us...sure if you want to come on over and lick it clean it won't mind...and in return will probablt shit on your shoes...
what more could you ask for !!!

7 Sep 2004

Quote by eagleeye
im so horny id like to lik pussy and mayb more get back!!!!!!!

I'm so horny I'd like to lick pussy and maybe more get back!!!!!!!
('get back' ... ???)

7 Sep 2004

I think he is saying "get back" to all the crowds of girlies who are going to be flocking to his house right now.... he can't cope with more than 100 at once...
However, I might be wrong, I sometimes am rolleyes

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7 Sep 2004

this is the best ad yet ...for makeing me laugh

7 Sep 2004

Hey! I know a donkey in a field near Antwerp that might be interested in a shag.
Hope this helps xx rolleyes

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8 Sep 2004

I think we should start a Hall of Fame for stuff like this...

8 Sep 2004

I need a dog to pat, can anyone help with that?

8 Sep 2004

Quote by eagleeye
im so horny id like to lik pussy and mayb more get back!!!!!!!

well peeps i hope you will tell me if i ever post anything as bad as this :giveup:

8 Sep 2004

No worries..... do you think we'd let ANYONE get away with such garbage......
It would be rude NOT to take the piss cool

8 Sep 2004

Quote by eagleeye
im so horny id like to lik pussy and mayb more get back!!!!!!!

I think this person is what we in the medical profession call a "ROLFVERT"
They get their sexual kicks from having fantasies and perversions involving Mr Harris

This post is obviously a means to an ends, by licking the pussy the person involved is hoping that Rolf will turn up and then let himself be ravished rather than the kitten suffering further embarassment!!!!!!!
"more get back"=ROLFVERT code for "get Rolf's shlong!!"

8 Sep 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hey! I know a donkey in a field near Antwerp that might be interested in a shag.
Hope this helps xx :roll:

OI!
Just watch it!!! mad

Mal
and Little Mal
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8 Sep 2004

Oooooooooooooooooooohhhhh
Mal's getting all protective over his ass....
First time for everything lol

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8 Sep 2004

No, No, No, ..... it's a reference to a Beatles tune "Get Back" he wants to do it (whatever it is) while listening to the Beatles ! Now that is perverted!

8 Sep 2004

he maybe, would like to lick other things, other than pussy...mmmmm ? got me all confused...

8 Sep 2004

Quote by bustyjo
he maybe, would like to lick other things, other than pussy...mmmmm ? got me all confused...

Oh my, bustyjo ... that top of yours is stangely hypnotic, seems to draw ones gaze toward ...
:shock: biggrin

8 Sep 2004

I know, I've heard, so I've taken it off, So not upset people !! lol

8 Sep 2004

i dont think my first post was this bad was it? do you think he will succeed or suck seed?

8 Sep 2004

Quote by mark/surrey
i dont think my first post was this bad was it?

Mark
No, I dont think it was!!! wink

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8 Sep 2004

Now bloody hold on a minute, you aint licking me

8 Sep 2004

well, I bet he's been inundated with replies!

8 Sep 2004

thanks surrey cpl. im not thats great at profiles etc but ill get there, that guys post has given me just a little bit of *hope* still, you gotta larf eh? lol

8 Sep 2004

Well it's sure started a thread that's witty and amusing lol

:lol so I guess the original post wasn't a complete wate of time!:
No slight to donkeys intended Mal. I love all our four-footed friends (except the bastard I remember from my childhood who used to a case of the bite being worse than the bray....................!) Did I say that? redface